- At work. I got here late after falling asleep on couch. Fucking couch. Good morning, fucking internets! #
- About to watch South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut at work. Brought movies in as opposed to TV, for the other guy working. #
- The phones are so fucking busy today. People think all the offices are open. Taking 3 hours to watch half hour of South Park. #
- My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/srNCK #
- Late. Maryellen home safe. Bed. Goodnight, fucking internets. #
- Working working working. Fuck fuck fuck. Coffee coffee coffee. Good morning, fucking internets. #
- People who fill their tanks, and leave car at pump to shop in Stewarts afterwards need to be killed softly with my song. My song is fuck you #
- Home. While some of you fuckers are planning long weekends away from work, I am planning a long weekend at work. But: mad overtime ftt! #
- That’s ftt “for the tie”. It’s a win/lose thing. #
- I’m in Delhi, picking up the daughter. Been an off day, hopefully having my girl back will get me right. #
- My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/srNCK #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Waking up at the ass end of dawn getting easier. Coffee and out the fucking door. #
- Happy Canada Day! I plan on celebrating our Northern neighbors by watching Strange Brew, South Park Canadian themed episodes and Ha(Kids)ll #
- RT @sanetv: Celebrate diversity! http://tinyurl.com/njsxxg #diversity #farscape #
- Ha(Kids)ll = Kids In The Hall. I was being clever. Or, at least I though I was anyway. Fucking heathens.
# - Listening to new Rancid (thx again @ohjoey). By the time I got back to this tweet, now listening to The Clash-London Calling. #
- Will hit and run on blip.fm from time to time today. S’okay? S’all-fucking-right! #
- WTF!? It’s fucking July? While I knew this, the weight of it just fucking hit me. How the fuck did we get to July so fucking fast? #
- Heh. That means we’re like 18 days from my birthday. Let me tell you: life begins at 40. It just gets harder to enjoy it. #
- Blip ‘n run! Rhumba time! Mike Watt - Three Girl Rhumba ♫ http://blip.fm/~96zxk #
- Bom dia! ♫ http://blip.fm/~97039 #
- I’m at the main dispatch desk. This is where I’ll be all week next week. Try the veal. #
- On this Canada Day, I would like to share my brother’s rendition of the Canadian Nat Anthem. “Oh, Canada… er… Fuck everybody else!” #
- My brother likes Canada. Favorite movies growing up was Strange Brew and Rock ‘n Rule. The latter was a Canime film that kicked ass. #
- Canime is Canadian Animation. See: “Oh, Canada” as well. Do they still do that? How’s that for mensa @sktrthtr? #
- If you want to understand a culture, watch their animation. Seriously. #
- Realizing now, that William Shatner actually looks Canadian circa South Park Canadians. #
- All of my favorite Canadians are on Twitter. Well, a bunch of them anyway. #
- Abso-fucking-lutely pissing here in New Seattle, NY. And that’s okay. Watching Star Trek streaming wirelessly from laptop to TV. #tversity #
- But I don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. #morefuckingrain #
- RT Josh on Facebook: “Don’t wear other peoples’ socks people. It’s like underwear for your feet. Would you wear other people’s underwear?” #
- Gonna reheat some ziti while I admire Sulu’s fuck-up for saving the Enterprise. #startrek #
- More Star Trek nitpicking. Why aren’t we scanning the starship debris around Vulcan for survivors? Fleet of Red Shirts. Sigh. #
- And how the fuck can Chekov pronounce his name (PaVel ChekoV), but not Wulcan, wodka or wessels? #
- Without my kid here, the TV and couch are my best friends.
# - Watching Blood Diamond. Liking it despite my insane Leo hate. #
- Really need to know where and how BFF Maryellen is. :/ #
- My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/srNCK #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Here I am at work. Yep. KOSCO’s Cavalcade of Bullshit! (Insert creepy/happy circus organ music here). #
- Listening to Slacker on my BlackBerry this morning. Plugged into my Cubite speaker. Mission of Burma. Fucking joy. #
- Lost a cup of coffee this morning. Now drinking the fucking swill that passes here. Passes through moose bowel, anyway. #coffeemasochist #
- Going to spend my afternoon on my poor, poor, neglected fucking internets. Poor internets. #
- ((HUGS)) smile @kdamato, @tweethug loves you! #
- Something I Learned Today - Husker Du. Actually, I have learned nothing today. Someone, hit me with some fuckin… ♫ http://blip.fm/~952la #
- Raining in Upstate NY again. How are things in your neck o’ woods @eSandberg? ♫ http://blip.fm/~95lqr #
- Some fIREHOSE on a rainy afternoon. Powerful Hankerin’ ♫ http://blip.fm/~95oe7 #
- When I has to go out into them deep woods with them mountain follk, I like to meet them halfway on the music th… ♫ http://blip.fm/~95p06 #
- More SCOTS - Funnel Of Love ♫ http://blip.fm/~95p4o #
- reblipping @DownLow for this “big baboon” cover of Spider Man ♫ http://blip.fm/~95pgg #
- “Demented Are Go!” also do a nice cover of Funnel Of Love @indiefriendly ♫ http://blip.fm/~95pns #
- Mmmm… 45rpm. How I miss the Rice Crispies kids in my speakers. Wanda Jackson - Funnel of Love. It’s bound to … ♫ http://blip.fm/~95qcw #
- MJ may have been a huge, multi-million record selling Mofo, but I’d bet D.Boon was more influential to music on… ♫ http://blip.fm/~95qqu #
- Leaving you with a little Rocket Roll! See y’all later! ♫ http://blip.fm/~95r9l #
- RT @evablue: lmao. i just got slapped with this youtuber on the facebook http://bit.ly/e0hHh how did i miss this gem from 2006? @dharmabob #
- Alright, not getting a lot of fucking work done. Mostly playing catch-up. #
- Also: dip in pool and walk on hiatus, thanks to the fact that we now seem to live in rain country. #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 1. Shot through a wormhole to another part of the universe. #farscape #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 2. New New York, New Years Eve 2999. #futurama #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 3. Elsewhere in the ‘verse, out in the black. #firefly #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 4. On the Heart of Gold, on my way to Milliways. #hhgttg #h2g2 #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 5. On the Tardis. #doctorwho #
- Hmmm… Too much sci-fi lately? Nah. #
- I should investigate my fundage. See what I should do for dinner. Kid still in Masonville=Nobody to cook for. I don’t cook for one often. #
- I hereby swear, I will never own an eBook or audio book that I do not also own in print. On paper. #
- Rapid tweets usually mean I’m avoiding something. Trying to figure out now what it might fucking be. #
- Okay. Going to fucking QuickCheck for QuickChek dinner. Which will be yummy sub and yummy soup. I hope. Hmmm… #
- I miss my car. Hope it will come back tomorrow. #
- I’m starting to readjust to working days. 9:30 and I’m beat. Last week I was headed into work. #
- The dog misses the kid as much as I do. I’m not as fucking mopey and pathetic though. Mostly. #
- But nothing burns as bad as when Sci-Fi cancelled #Farscape and replaced it with “Tremors: The Series” @BadAstronomer #
- The series makes the movie look fucking brilliant. Not saying much. #
- #Farscape 2.7 “Green Eyed Monster” In which jealousy rears its ugly and monstrous budong head. And I will fall asleep, waiting on a wormhole #
- #Farscape 3.9 “Losing Time” In which we get possessed, melted, and I’m still fucking awake. #farscaperewatch #
- Good night, fucking internets. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. How many ways can I fuck things up today? We’re gonna find out. C’mon! #
- Good morning Blip-stars. It’s 7:30 est. Rhumba time. ♫ http://blip.fm/~92n6j #
- Wow. Working days is a fucking trip, man. It’s nice that everybody remembers who I am. Mostly. Apparently some thought I was dead. #
- Which would explain the flowers, candles and sugar skulls I would find on my desk occasionally. #
- Shit, one of the older ladies just saw me, screamed and gave me the ward-off against the evil eye. #
- As people get used to having me back in the office, they’re starting to remember why things were better without me. #
- Apparently, I say “fuck” a lot. #
- I have no brain for work today. Blip still working mysteriously. No complaints, though I fear it’s a fucking trap. #
- I really want a shot of whisky. Now. And a beer. Whisky and a beer. And a fucking sammich. Hook me up, kids! #
- My workday anthem. Mission of Burma- That’s When I Reach For My Revolver ♫ http://blip.fm/~92vkd #
- Just wrapped #farscape season 3 collection 1. Sorry for lack of updates. Taking collection 2 to bed with me. May just sleep though. #
- Good afternoon, fucking internets. Mom is here! Say hi to Mom! http://mypict.me/6fLo #
- Going to get brunch with Mom, Chuck and… Tara. Yay!/Yay. #
- Had French Onion Soup. Waiting on my fucking burger. Also: drinking coffee. #
- Kid crying next to us. I don’t mind so much, but tempted to say: “I’ll give you something to cry about!” Then hit his fucking dumb parents. #
- As Seen on TV: Billy Mays image burned into the ShamWow they covered him with. The Vatican displaying it. The ShamWow of Tampa. #
- As Seen on TV: billy mays harder to riff on than MJ. And since my mom is here, giving up now. Sorry. Also: Told Billy Mays not Shamwow guy. #
- As Seen on TV: Celebrities flocking places of worship. Church of Scientology and Center for Kabbalah(sp) report surge in membership/profit. #
- As Seen on Tv: Patrick Swayze considered ironically luckiest celebrity ever. #
- Celebrity death rumor: Paula Poundstone dead! Apparently she choked to death eating a Brownie. #
- This is the pig that Maryellen got on CraigsList. It was in her car for a week b4 coming here to the Kingston Zoo. http://mypict.me/6hte #
- #Farscape 2.19-2.21 “Liars, Guns & Money” rewatched over weekend. 2.22 “Die Me Dichotomy” on now. #farscaperewatch #
- This really is a great #farscape episode. Aeryn is chasing Crichton/Harvey through ice canyons. #
- Aeryn’s taking the plunge into the icy lake. Oh! Funeral. #
- Starting Season 3 of Farscape. #farscaperewatch. #
- #Farscape 3.1 “Season of Death” In which things get fixed, at a heavy frelling cost. #
- Ewwww. Scorpius just sucked down a chunk of Crichton’s brain. #tasty #farscape #farscaperewatch #
- Ah, season 3 credits Crichton voiceover. #frellingawesome #farscaperewatch #
- I am amazed that it has not rained today. #
- Good night, fucking internets. Up early for work tomorrow. See you then. #
- Okay. Easy fix for me, wouldn’t have been for the guy on though. So I won’t kick his ass. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Back at work. The sun was up when I got up. It feels… wrong. Like a touch from Michael Jackson. #
- Even though I slept last night, body wants to sleep now. “Bedtime!” it says. “Fuck you,” says I. And where’s the whisky? #
- Starting Season Two Collection Three Disc One Side A of #Farscape. #
- #Farscape 2.15 “Won’t Get Fooled Again”. In which Crichton goes back to Earth again, but not really. Again. #
- We have officially met and named Harvey. #Farscape 2.15 #farscaperewatch #
- RT @MarkDiLullo: Corey Feldman just chimed in about Michael Jackson. Ladies & gentlemen that noise you just heard, is closure. #
- #Farscape 2.16 “The Locket” In which Stark returns and Crichton gets some practice playing old guy. Will come in handy for Stargate finale. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Coming at you, live from work. Will stick around a bit this morning, seeing as how I might not work tonight #
- However, it is time for a smoke and some fucking caffiene. #
- Gonna take a leak, then get the fuck outta the office. Coffee, shopping and no more nights. Official as of this am. #
- Weird. Just realized that Michael Jackson had the same birthday as my Mother and youngest little’un. Well, more cake for them! #
- #followfriday @Kathy_Writer @sillie1981 - because they’re cool and I follow them and they ff’d me this morning. Thanks! #
- Will have more #followfridays later today. Must shower and start doing things that don’t involve the fucking mockery of dead celebs. #
- Showered and dozed off for short bit. Now I’m gonna do some running around. Well, driving and walking really. Don’t want to see me run. #
- Umm… I don’t want to worry anyone, but… Who’s got Michael Jackson’s kids? #homealone #
- Took my sister and my kid to diner for dinner. Met up with @sleepjunky and @MarkDiLullo @ Barnes & Noble. did fucking dishes. Now tv & bed. #
- Guess where I am? That’s right! Work! Hopefully only for a few minutes. 2nd shift guy having trouble closing the office. Fuckity fuck fuck. #
- I am SO putting this time in for at LEAST an hour. I was in bed, motherfuckers. #
- #Farscape 2.12 “Look at the Princess 2: I Do, I Think” In which Crichton strikes a pose, only to lose his head. #farscaperewatch #
- #Farscape 2.13 “Look at the Princess Part 3: The Maltese Crichton” Oh, this is where Crichton loses his head. Oops. #farscaperewatch #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Counting down. Hoping to get out of here soon. Needs me a nap. Today not as busy. #
- Not much longer. Getting the fuck out. Out, damn fuck! #
- What to do today? Other than nap. Nice break from the busy busy fucking week this started out as. Maybe swim? Walk? More nap? #
- Good afternon, fucking internets. Awake, showered and have coffee and smoke. #
- Really don’t feel like working any more this week. I really fucking don’t. Oh well. #
- My sister is playing snippets of songs on her iPod, “Have you heard this song?” I have heard them all. Even the sucky ones. #
- She just stumped me with Britney Fucking Spears. #
- Also just stumped me with Poison. I’m no @MarkDiLullo #80’sHairMetal #
- Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sees them approach and says “Is this some kind of joke?” #
- My Ouija board confirms Michael Jackson is 75% dead. The other 25% that was cloned from Diana Ross lives, and will go into the studio soon. #
- Ouija Board confirms, Michael Jackson will return as a zombie. Plans to record album “Iranian Democracy” to be released in 2023. #
- Oujia board says Michael Jackson to re-film Thriller video. “Won’t believe the realism.” #
- Michael Jackson has transferred conciousness to cyborg built on the frame of John Merrick’s skeleton. Proclaims this “Judgement Day” #
- Michael Jackson cyborg to use SkyNet to go back in time and find John Connor as a young boy. Do I need to finish this thought? #
- Ouija board says Ed McMahon upset with me. More upset with Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson for stealing his thunder. Hey-oh! #
- Michael Jackson T800: I need your clothes, your keds and the keys to your tricycle. No, just put the clothes over there. #
- Just remember, that Michael Jackson’s death is one of the signs that will open the way for the return of Elvis Presley. The true King of Pop #
- Breaking news: Lisa-Marie Presley-Jackson-Cage said to be in mourning, seclusion and depression. So, nothing new there. #
- RT @changstein: @dharmabob That means he came thru nehked. Ewww. #
- RT @MarkDiLullo: Michael Jackson’s new world tour to be conducted in closed casket…I am ashamed of myself. #
- RT @abigvictory: MICHAEL JACKSON KILLED THE INTERNET. #
- RTed @warrenellis: O my god BBC R trotting out Uri Geller. wht’s he going 2 do, make Michael Jackson a new heart out of bent fucking spoons? #
- Note: I shrank @warrenellis tweet on rt. He don’t tweet like a 12 year old text girl. #
- Ouija-net confirms: Michael Jackson T800 sick of my shit. Coming for ME now. As a young boy, natch. #
- Michael Jackson Ouija’d to Macaully Culkin: “I’ll see you in hell.” Apparently, the afterlife is Culkin’s career. #
- Ouija board confirms: Music Terrorist Michael Jackson in heaven. Upset with 72 virgins. All girls above the age of 15. #
- Ouija board update: Michael Jackson quoted as saying “Oh, I see! This is hell!” #
- Accuweather reports area of atmospheric instability over LA as tens of thousands of young boys breathe sigh of relief. #
- This just in: Jackson Family threatens to sue me. Defamation of character. Apparently they want me to stop using their last name. #
- Too soon? #
- Michael Jackson’s death confirmed by reliable media sources. TMZ breathes sigh of relief. #
- Ouija board message from Michael Jackson to me: “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little boy too!” #
- Unconfirmed: South Park creators scrambling to have Michael Jackson special to be aired tomorrow. #rumorsistarted #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson heart attack brought on my wardrobe malfunction. Last words: “These Osh-kosh zippers and snaps will kill me!” #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson’s death caused by Iranian government. Pic: Banner reads: “Mission Accomplished” Ayatolah in a jumpsuit. #
- RT @bonniegrrl: In happier news, Abe Vigoda is ALIVE! http://bit.ly/FM9Q3 #
- Unconfirmed: Twitter to suspend @dharmabob’s account for being such an asshole. #
- Unconfirmed: Jon & Kate to announce reunion to get spotlight back. #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson’s death caused by investigating Carradine’s death. Demonstration of auto-aphyxiation gone wrong. #
- Confirmed: I can’t spell asphyxiation. #
- So… Anything interesting happen today? #
- Ouija Boards, Cyborgs and Dead Celebrities. This is where my brain was this afternoon. #
- RT @CargoCulte: Does this mean that Paul McCartney will get the rights back to the Beatles songs that MJ jacked? #
- This just in: Paul Mcartney denies any involvement in Michael Jackson’s death. Points finger at Iran. #
- Unconfirmed: Weird Al stock dropping on HSX on news of Michael Jackson’s death. #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by swine flu complications. Did not understand: Suckling Pig. #
- Michael Jackson’s caused my BlackBerry battery to run low. Damn you, MJ!! #
- I am amazed to find that I have lost no followers on twitter at this time. #
- RT @MarkDiLullo Apparently Jackson died and took Bob Geldoff’s reputation with him. #
- Confirmed: Jeff Goldblum dies falling on top of Tom Hanks in New Zealand! http://bit.ly/pLMva #
- This horrible storm coming my way, is Michael Jackson coming to me from Valhalla. C’mon, MJ! Bring it! #
- In the car. Heading for QuickChek and work. Will continue #farscaperewatch tonight. Will find hidden Michael Jackson refs. #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by food poisoning from eating 11 year old weiner. Source: Bob Benton @ KOSCO. #
- Unconfirmed: Jeff Goldblum started rumor of his death himself. Says he was proving a point. People love MJ more, despite the boy-touching. #
- RT @MarkDiLullo: THis just in: Madonna has gone into an underground bunker. Not taking any chances today. #
- #Farscape 2.14 “Beware of Dog”. In which Crichton starts losing his mind, and Chiana brings Michael Jackson’s chimp, Bubbles, aboard. #
- I am so fucking ready to go. I’m exhausted, and while not as long as yesterday’s list, today’s to-do’s are fucking LOOMING. #
- And a very Happy Birthday to my brother Chuck. We’re now the same age for almost a month before I pull back into the fucking lead! #
- Nnnggh! Blarg! Huh! Damn you sleep! (Shakes fist at pillow). Okay, I’m up now. Much to do. Go! Go! Kill! Fuck! #
- Okay, shower then must hit shopping @ record speeds. Still need to make b-day dinner for bro. #
- Showered. Where the fuck are my pants? Damn you, pants! #
- Drinking a Coney Island Lager while making sauce. Tasty on both. #
- It’s raining like a mother fucker. #
- Oh. Apparently the Big Bang was Ronald McDonald just fucking around. #
- Consensus is Transformers 2 is just terrible. I have to see it in the theater anyway, so Michael Bay can shock and awe me with BOOM! Chaos. #
- At work. Chuck’s b-day dinner and cake was nice. #
- #Farscape 2.9 “Out Of Their Minds”. In which we fall back on the “brain-swap” story. But do it right. Best brain swap ever. #
- #Farscape 2.9 “Have we sent the ‘don’t shoot us, we’re pathetic’ transmission yet?” #
- #Farscape 2.9 One thing that makes this brain-swap ep. so good, is the ‘realistic’ reactions. Crichton giggling his/Aeryn’s boobs for examp. #
- I mean, Gilligan never played with Ginger’s boobs in their brain-swap episode. (Did he swap with Ginger? Do I really care?) #
- Everybody on #Farscape really did a great job with voice and body language. Seems like this ep. was lots of fucking fun to shoot. #
- Also brilliant is the ‘photo ids’ the crew is wearing. #Farscape #
- #Farscape 2.10 In which we get “My Three Crichtons”. One of which is offended by Geico’s Caveman commercials. #
- Oh, Chuck pretending to blow out his candles. Ceiling fan did the real job. Fucking ceiling fan. http://mypict.me/5wLY #
- Girls waiting for Cake. Apparently, they really like Cake. http://mypict.me/5wO6 #
- #Farscape 1.22 “Family Ties” In which Rygel fucks up, Crais switches side and we show the A-Team how a plan should come together. Mostly. #
- #Farscape 2.1 “Mind the Baby” In which we start season 2 after the cliffhanger end of season 1. #
- Fuck, my ass is getting flatter and wider the longer I work in this shithole. #4000 #
- #Farscape 2.2 “Vitas Mortis”. In which some old Luxan lady does some stuff. And Crichton’s got some decent threads. #
- And yeah, tweet #4000 was a lame joke about my ass. What can I say? Just wait until #5000. #
- #Farscape 2.3 “Taking the Stone” in which Chiana gets all bummed and joins Fight Club. Alright, not quite. #
- Okay, really it’s more like Chiana joins the goth/rave excitement gang. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Hope to be outta here by 8 this morning. Have much napping to do. #
- Paul’s in. He’s sick of my piss poor attitude at 6am. Which is fair, since I’m sick of this shit too. #
- Ed: Do you need an attitude adjustment?Me: No, no. I’m very happy with my piss-poor attitude, thank you. #
- Almost confirmed that this is the last week of nights. Will be coming in a bit earlier in the eve rest of this week though. #
- Gone past 8. Still in office. Probably wind up here til 9. Would get more done if I didn’t tweet this. Oh fuck. Already did. Shit. #
- On my way home now. Thanks @sleepjunky! Hopefully sleep will occur. Too much sun, and getting late! #
- Thanks for the heads up re: woot-off @ohjoey. I will now avoid woot.com at all costs. #
- Home. Despite wanting to sleep, I’m holding off while the sun is fucking out. Mow the lawn, mother-fucker! Nobody else will. #
- Actually, mildly unfair. The kid offers to mow the lawn, but frankly that fucking scares me a bit. Probably also unfair. #
- Ed McMahon is dead. So… I guess he won’t mow my fucking lawn. Hey-oh! #
- Done with the lawn. That push-reel mower is possibly the best thing I have bought myself in the past fucking year. #
- I used to use a weed eater for the whole thing (my grassy yard area is small), which took too long for the size, and always looked shitty. #
- Perfectly manicured it’s not. Think I fucking care though? I think it suits me nicely. Compare with my avatar. http://mypict.me/5bKE #
- I am NOT losing my fucking hair. It’s all still here, it’s just being moved around a little. #
- If I could get a hair transplant from my back, I’d be a fucking brown-haired Fabio. Remember him? Well, stop. He don’t quite deserve it. #
- These are the tweets you’ve been missing when I sleep during the fucking day. And you know you missed them. #
- Confirmed. #UberTwitter update is better on battery life. Haven’t had this much juice left in quite a while. #BlackBerry #
- My to-do list today far fucking outweighs the possibilities of getting it all done. Should I go for it anyway? #
- I’ll tell you after my next smoke, whether it’s to be sleep, or insanity for me today. #
- Lawn, nap, went up to the college, did pool maintainence and now driving to Delhi to pick up sweet sister Cheree. Some traveling music pls? #
- Home from picking up my sister. Now to figure out what to do next. What. To. Fucking. Do. Next. #
- I am so beat. And I’m not fucking done yet. May need to lock the doors at work tonight. Zzzzzzzzz #
- Going to go pick up pizza. Yay. Fucking pizza. #
- At work early. Feel like frelling dren. That’s ‘fucking shit’ to any non-scapers out there. Will commence #Farscape re-watch later this eve. #
- Orig BSG made it cool to swear in made up words. Farscape made it cooler. New BSG cooler still. Frak! Frelling piece of dren! Motherfrakker! #
- Of course, #Firefly was so frakking cool, they swore in Chinese. Frelling Whedon is the fucking man. #
- And thus ends the sci-fi swearing bit for the evening. I’m gonna get some gorram work done. #
- Good god yawll! #
- I have to admit some bias, but I am now really hating the ’stache avatar I’m using now. Could also be sleep dep. but I think not just. Huh.? #
- Hey! Blip! That’s When I Reach For My Revolver - Mission of Burma ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rsls #
- It sure ain’t. This Ain’t No Picnic - Minutemen ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rt3v #
- More Minutemen - For the people on the Facebook and the Twitter. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rtlb #
- I like Mos Def even more after he played Ford in HHGTTG (or H2G2). ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rudi #
- A little more Mos Def - Jam On It , and now I really need to get some work done. Ears on, kids. Thanks! ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rukk #
- And now because I miss Douglas Adams more now than I did earlier today. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rvg4 #
- Also for DNA while I work. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rvkq #
- I’ve lost track, but I’m on some sort of wind. Not flatulence. Going to burn through some work while it lasts. #
- Geriatricidal Tendencies#coolbandsmadeuncool #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Spent the night watching Kings. Not too shabby a show. No BSG though. #
- rlly just fucking sick & tired of all sorts of shit ths morning. 2 much fucking bullshit in the air. & I dont even own a fucking bull. #
- Woke up in a state of half-undress. Last time that happened, I was relatively sure aliens were involved. Not the kind from space either. #
- This should be the last week of nights. Maybe for real this fucking time. Then if the place gets robbed or burned, not my fucking fault, FTW #
- So gd afternoon, fucking internets. i’m awake, apparently still alive & abt 2 go hunt dn sum coffee & stab it w/ a pointed stick. #
- Oh, and as fun and useful as ’shrink tweet’ is on UberTwitter? Makes you sound like a fucking text-tard. Shrink that, fucker. #
- O, & as fun & useful as ’shrink tweet’ is on UberTwitter? Makes U sound lk a fucking text-tard. shrnk that, fucker. (Oh, it did) #
- I really should put the phone down and shower and then hunt that coffee down. Need that fucking coffee. Need it. Garrrr. #
- Hmmm… almost at 4000. Kids were in the pool, Angela babysitting Dulcinea and I’m gonna make up some pork chops for dinner. Fucking swine. #
- Oh, and though I no longer sport that ’stache, changed my iconatar to that half-asleep messed up ’stache pic. #
- I’ve made it to work. Nice little stack of work here waiting for me. #Farscape rewatch recommences in about an hour. #
- I’ll have to see where I am on my updates. Don’t want #4000 to be some lame joke about my fucking ass. #
- #Farscape 1.21 “Bone To Be Wild”. Mostly slept through it the other night, so re-rewatching. #
- At Snappers with @sillie1981, @scary1725 and @Ruadh (blip) along with not tweet/blippers Kathleen and ChickenButt. #
- Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” on the Jukebox, @ohjoey
# - Still @ Snappers. Rev. Horton Heat on the jukebox. Think we’re winding down though. Fucking down. #
- wht the fuck is ths “shrink tweet” on the new UberTwitter? Must play w/. #
- O, I C. It does wht I do when I break 140 characters. #
- Oh, hey! Happy Father’s Day to all you fathers and single moms. Represent!! #
- Well, not ALL you single moms. Some of you actually procreated with semi to fully decent guys. Kudos to them if you gots one. #
- I’m done with the bar. Need diner. Badly. Diner, then bed. Alone is just fine tonight. I’m fucking beat. #
- At the diner. See? This is my fucking diner! W00t! http://mypict.me/4NWl #
- I am just coming to after a coma induced by the lack of sleep I get during the week. No, the beer probably didn’t fucking help. #
- So, good afternoon, fucking internets. And happy fathers day to all y’all fathers/father figures. #
- Shower, shave and a frontal assault on what’s left of today before I have to get to work. #
- At Happy Pancake Land with Angela, Josh is coming to meet up with us. FTW! #
- While waiting for Josh. We had loaded potato skins. We were going to save some for Josh, but we eated it. #
- Okay, internets. I’m on my way to fucking work. Should’ve left already, but I’m still trying to be a little bit of a slacker. Fucking work. #
- Watching NBC’s Kings on Hulu. I think it’s pretty fucking good. Why haven’t I heard of this before Hulu stumble? #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Somehow managed 8 hours of sleep. On the couch. Need coffee and cigarette fucking NOW. #
- Jumping in the shower. Not recommended. Might slip and hurt yourself. But, I run with scissors, so here I go. Fucking wheeeeee! #
- Okay. Leaving now for Masonville. See you all later. Oh! I will try and get picture of the huge fucking cow. #
- Snapper Magees. Going to drink fucking beer. #
- This… This is my fucking beer! http://mypict.me/4M3O #
- #Farscape 1.19 “Nerve”. Where we meet Scorpius, and the shit starts hitting the fan, big time. This is where the series really starts. #
- #mysideyourside Stark, Crais, Scorpy and PK Barbie. #
- #Farscape 1.20 “The Hidden Memory”. In which Moya gives birth, and the crew rescues Crichton and the “Space Chase” really frelling begins. #
- #Farscape 1.21 “Bone To Be Wild”. In which we meet a nice young lady who hungers for your skull. #
- Oh, we also get the Burns/Smithers team-up of Scorpy/Bracca. #farscape #
- Good morning, fucking internets. About to head home, drive kid to school and maybe take a nap. Maybe. Maybe a bagel this morning. Maybe. #
- RT @Allayna: Dear PETA - Sit down, shut up about the fly thing already in reply to Allayna #
- Hey there, fucking internets. Awake, washed. Not quite dressed. Still devices off on twitter, so DM me if you need me. #
- Got some errands to run, including new Chucks. All my old Chucks are now condemned. Fucking condemnation. #
- New fucking Chucks. Went for the Navy rather than my usual black. I’m such a fucking rebel! http://mypict.me/4uFp #
- Maryellen needs to be on twitter. Her life is worth following on so many levels. #
- Example: Went to pay for my car, which I didn’t even want fucking fixed. They want $450, fucking Tim’s on Broadway. #
- Gantor: I wouldn’t even pay for this unauthorized shit if they weren’t going to start charging me storage. I didn’t fucking ask for repair. #
- Gantor: Great! John just told Tim, what goes around, comes around. Now he won’t take my money, threw it back at me. #
- Gantor: Fucking Tim just jumped John. I just want my fucking car. #
- Gantor: Cops say can’t do shit. Technically we,re tresspassing. They can arrest both of them. Tim’s Auto sucks ass. #
- Gantor: got my car, just got back to work. They caught my bf shoplifting on camera. This is all b4 noon. #
- Gantor: my best friend @dharmabob came to stop in. Thank fucking god for the one good thing today. Going to get a slice. #
- See, twitterverse? You’d follow this shit, wouldn’t you? #
- Going to kidnap @sleepjunky and @sktrthtr. Meeting Ruadh & @MarkDiLullo for some Indian food. Doing it in my new fucking Chucks. #
- Don’t Fear the Reaper on WPDH. MORE COWBELL!!!!!! #
- Outside @sleepjunky’s house. Kidnapping achieved. #
- We is now having coffee at the Dunkin’ Fuckin’ Donuts. #
- #Farscape 1.13 “The Flax” In which pirates trap our heroes in an invisible net, Rygel gambles and Crichton and Aeryn make out. #
- #Farscape 1.14 “Jeremiah Crichton” In which “Bad Things Happen to Good Shows” (as per commentary). #
- #Farscape 1.15 “Durka Returns” In which Durka returns. Also in which Chiana, the monochromatic nympho in introduced. #
- Ah, Chiana, I’d frell the dren out of her. #farscape #
- Chiana was meant to be killed off after a few episodes, but they liked the character so much they kept her around. #farscape #trivia #
- #Farscape 1.16 “A Human Reaction” In which Crichton returns to Earth to realize that humans kinda suck. Kinda. #
- #farscape #trivia Anthony Simcoe (D’argo) can be seen sans makeup in the mens room during “A Human Reaction”. #
- #Farscape 1.17 “Through the Looking Glass” In which I dozed off for a minute. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. I’m getting ready to head home. And I really feel like eating a bagel this morning. Fucking bagels. #
- Good afternoon, fucking internets. It’s Rhumba time. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8glwm #
- Awake. Alive. Cruising the fucking internets with reckless abandon. #
- I know what I’m watching at fucking work tonight, thanks to @ohjoey! #
- And I know what I’m listening to as I drive to work, also thanks to @ohjoey. #
- Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/ #
- Gone through a shit load of emails, checked all sorts of other things long neglected. TIME! #
- I’m syncing my iPod, my BlackBerry and my brain. My laptop hasn’t done this much work in well over a week. Aside from watching fucking TV. #
- Hey, tweeps! I am shutting off my device updates for the next few hours. need my attention? DM me! Wanna stop my phone from constant noise. #
- I am having facebook difficulties on the BlackBerry. How about twitter? #
- Seem to be okay on twitter. Fucking internets. #
- Packing up my shit and heading into work. Last shift before the fucking weekend! Fucking busy weekend. :p #
- RT @bobalert: @bobalert has needed this RT Families of dementia patients urge Silver Alert law (NY Newsday): http://adjix.com/etee in reply to bobalert #
- Watching Star Trek @ work. Thanks again @ohjoey! Then, back onto Farscape. #startrek #farscape #scifi #geekfest #fulltimeemployment #
- Okay, back to watching fucking… Er… Frelling Farscape 1.5 “Back and Back and Back to the Future”. #
- What the fuck? Netflix does NOT have seasons 1 or 4 of Farscape. Apparently, iTunes does though. If you’re a fan, it’s worth the cost of DL. #
- Season 1 of Farscape on iTunes is $39.99. I have them on DVD myself, but for those who don’t, it’s really worth it. This show was brilliant. #
- Farscape 1.6 “Thanks God It’s Friday… Again”. In which D’argo joins a hippie commune and Rygel pisses fire and shits dynamite. #
- Farscape 1.8 “PK Tech Girl” In which Crichton gets a bit of a crush that’ll come in real handy much later. She’s a cutie, that PK Tech Girl! #
- PK Tech Girl is where the story starts picking up. Just kick ass from here on out. #farscape #
- Farscape 1.8 “That Old Black Magic” In which Crichton faces off against Crais in spooky fight to the death. Zahn loses her zen to save him. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Still at work for a couple of hours yet. Need to hit some shopping on the way home. #
- Good evening, fucking internets. At work, setting up Friday’s work for our technicians. Watching more Farscape. #
- #Farscape 1.11 “Til the Blood Runs Clear” in which we have wormholes, “Dog”-like bounty hunters and Zahn has a photo-gasm. #
- Frelling Farscape. Watching the frelling Pilot. #
- Aeryn is smacking the crap out of Crichton. #
- “Boy was Speilberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass.” #
- awake, alive. helped kid with homework/studying for finals. now cooking dinner and drinking coffee and beer. and smoking. #
- Where am I? I’m here. And I think it’s time to Rhumba! ♫ http://blip.fm/~8cxox #
- Nice to be back on the blip radar. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8cycm #
- This! Is! The Fall! ♫ http://blip.fm/~8czh8 #
- Minutemen - Cohesion. Because things need to come together. M’kay? ♫ http://blip.fm/~8cznn #
- Me and you talking, ‘member? About Dick Hell. ‘Member? fIREHOSE - Me and You Remembering. ‘member? ♫ http://blip.fm/~8czrl #
- Speaking of Dick Hell… Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Blank Generation. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8czym #
- In honor of my recent facebook quiz, where I found out what Bad-ass I am. Where is My Mind- Pixies. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8d0e0 #
- I really should watch Scrubs. vi@chloerose ♫ http://blip.fm/~8d11w #
- For my sister Cheree on the Facebook, who once asked me what a Debaser was. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8d1lq #
- Reblip for the props @ my favorite Browncoat, @Aluciel! Adam Baldwin - The Hero of Canton ♫ http://blip.fm/~8d1pu #
- Word on the street is that I’ll be doing nights another two-three weeks. #
- Hello! What’s up, you strange kids of the fucking internets? I’m up now. And showered. And still in the process of getting dressed. #
- Hmm… Sunshowers coupled with bouts of black sky and booming thunder. Good day for a swim? I’m doomed to stay out of my pool, ain’t I? #
- Should probably finish getting dressed and join the world for a while. Slept all day in hopeful prep for return to normalcy. Probable fail. #
- Would love it if my Blue Sun t-shirt arrived today. #browncoats #laundryday #
- I aim to misbehave. Blue Sun shirt did arrive today. Note: avoid crazy Alliance trained teenage assassin girls. http://mypict.me/3WJF #
- RT @warrenellis: I forget how ordinary it’s become, and how strange it is, to have a searchable streetmap of the world in my pocket. in reply to warrenellis #
- Bouncing around Hulu tonight. Sad they have no MST3K (hint!). #
- At work, watching the full set of Futurama movies tonight. Got an HDMI cable to plug me fucking laptop into the big TV on the wall. #
- And iif you haven’t already heard, Comedy Central has ordered 26 episodes of Futurama for 2010. Fucking awesome! #
- Fry: Can you save Hermes, Dr. Goodensexy?Dr: I told you, my name is Dr. Cahill. #
- Futurama: Bender’s Big Score. Seeing new Futurama after so long was such a thrill when this came out. Stupid fucking 30th Century Fox. #
- Futurama: Beast With A Thousand Backs. With a great Steamboat Willie style toon on the giant TV in the opening credits. #
- Good day, fucking internets. Just did the oil change on the Olds. Gonna do more clean-up on it today. Also need to re-attach the horn. Heh. #
- Watching Season 1 of Babylon 5. Another show I was told I would like. Meh… Anyone wanna tell me it gets better? On episode 2 right now. #
- Hulu needs MST3K. Do you hear me Hulu!? #hulu #mst3k #
- Ate McDonalds for dinner. Feel like shit. I would have been better off ordering a pizza. Fucking never enough time. #
- All I can think about Babylon 5 at the moment is Buck Rodgers meets DS9. Tell me it gets better? Anyone? #
- I’m on the phone with a talkative, whacky customer with nothing better to do this time of night. Fifteen minutes. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. #
- Hello again, fucking internets. Tony Danza from Who’s The Boss says way-oh way-oh waaaay-way-oh… Home. Awake. Poolside. #
- Niece is here with kid for poolside weekend. Hope the weather holds up. Other random teenage girls here tomorrow. Way-oh way-oh. Yay. :/ #
- All the people in my pool say way-oh, way-oh, way-fucking-way-oh. #
- All them chicken to get in the pool say way-oh, way-oh. http://mypict.me/3AKy #
- #followfriday #sports #yankeeshate @MarkDiLullo, #yankeeslove @notangrybob #basketballconfusion @sleepjunky #stanleycup @chumworth #
- #followfriday #locals @sleepjunky @bobalert @upstatemind @kingstonpaul @MarkDiLullo #
- #followfriday #kindasortalocal @sktrthtr @coffeefaery #
- #followfriday #ladiesofinternets #evablue @Aluciel @bklynphotobabe @internetgurrl @oneluvgurl @Kathy_Writer @sleepjunky @coffeefaery #
- #followfriday #browncoats @jonconnelly @Aluciel #
- Kids fed. We just watched fucking Indiana Jones IV: The Quest for Peace. Again, I enjoyed, knowing it was crap. Like a Quarter Pounder. #
- Ordered a Blue Sun t-shirt recently. Anyone know where I can get the shirt Jayne wears in “The Message”? #firefly #browncoats #
- Nice to be sitting home and reclining. Good fucking Sci-Fi, pizza, and my fucking BlackBerry. #
- Waiting for news on a boiler that’s supposed to arrive this AM. Then I’m the fuck out of here, gonna try and get some sleep today. #
- Good whatever, fucking internets. Got good number sleep hours today. Nice nice. #
- About to head in to work. Hoping for a slow/quiet night. Eureka/Firefly. Busy day tomorrow. #
- Watching Season 1 of Eureka. The pilot episode on Hulu. #
- Home. Coffee. Sick kid again. I’ll have to get up early to retrieve her homework. Was planning on being up early anyway. #
- I’m watching King Creole. Fucking Elvis. He’s all right by me. #
- Watching Eureka while setting up the Friday work for our illustrious Service Department. Will be working Overnights through the weekend. #
- Had lots of work to do tonight. All done now, so catching up on fringe. Bela Lugosi’s Dead by Bauhaus on the episode soundtrack. Fucking BH. #
- Nevermind. Not fucking Bauhaus. Fucking She Wants Revenge. #
- RT @PaulFrankRizzo: I’m actually glad that MainStreamMedia NO LONGER controls what we listen to. BlipFM, LastFM, iTunes FOR THE WIN in reply to PaulFrankRizzo #
- Need Paul to get here so I can get some coffee. Watching Fringe still. Now I see how it all comes together. #
- Yes, yes you fucking bastards. I am awake, showered and now In Search of… Leonard Nimoy, you’d better have a fucking coffee for me. #
- Sigh. Work is here around me. This may be almost the end of this night shift debacle. Not sure how I feel about that. #
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