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You can use this sausage on an Egg McMoody!
Lame Joke, I know.
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- Goodnight, again, Fucking Internets. Going to try for sleep now. Wish me luck. #
- There are things you want to do now and you aren't willing to … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Yes, Im up before 9. Yes Im working overnight tonight. No, you can't have that fucking filet-o-fish. #
- And yeah, iPod touch in the bathroom. Grabbed that instead of fuckong phone. Not sure why. These aren't the droids you're looking for. #
- Go, go Gadget… Gadget. I guess. I don't fucking know. I'm confused. Word. #
- Okay. Off to run an errand. Coffee will be involved. This I fucking swear. #
- Hey, Tracy, I'm getting my coffee! Tell Kim! I'm alive!
(@ Quickchek) http://4sq.com/5CS4w6 # - Cleaning out the old Olds makes me sad. Also makes me realize I really fucking miss that car. #
- Also makes me realize that cleaning it out will be a fucking chore and a half. May come back during the week. #
- If I had known that putting the dog back in the house would have made me feel so bad, I would have brought my laundry and my laptop. #
- Not my dog. I'm dog sitting. #
- Kid's off to NYC. Modelling thing. I'd have gone if I didn't have to fucking work. #
- Facebook is slow to catch up on Twitter this morning. Serious stalkers may want to consider using Twitter. #
- Time for shower. Then hang my t-shirts and do more stuff. Always fucking stuff to do. Some of it is good. #
- I can probably throw most of my room away. And I fucking might. #
- Listening to the "Southern Culture on the Skids" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/zLP8 #
- ♥ "Beat on the Brat" by The Ramones on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
- I am now cleaner than most of you. However, this is rapidly degrading. By the time you read this, I'll be fucking filthy. #notocdbutclose #
- 1pm. Give or take. My day is disappearing faster than fucking cigarettes at an AA meeting. #billwisnofriendofmine #
- Now that I've upset alcoholic ocd sufferers… for my next trick, I'll eat some meat and kick the dog. #heartlessbastard #
- I kid. I'd never kick MY dog. Your dogs are potential targets. #nonoimkiddingreally #
- About to leave for the day/night. (@ Home: Serenity) http://4sq.com/5UpDWW #
- No I'm not worried about posting that I'm leaving my house. My brother the jarhead works opposite my shifts. #
- By jarhead I mean the USMC, not a Gungan. 10 points if you get the joke. Bonus 5 points if you didn't groan. Minus five if you "LOL"ed. #
- Holy Lizard Whore, Batman! (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
- Books, bitches! (@ Barnes and Noble) http://4sq.com/6hQ2jm #
- Hanging out in the wilderness of Olivebridge with Mr. Celeophane. Spelling? Fuck the spelling. He's a fucking dog. He don't care how I spell #
- I'd like to see this dog take a shit. Heh. Phone's ringing. Not that I want to SEE the dog shit, but I won't see him again for a bit. #
- I should check inside the house. And pray alarms don't go off. Neighbors spooked by me as it is. #
- I just became the mayor of Hess Express on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c5fHY5 #
- Two large coffees for long night ahead. (@ Hess Express) http://4sq.com/c5fHY5 #
- I'm at KOSCO (2926 Rt 32 N, Saugerties). http://4sq.com/6fNbg7 #
- Have been informed that my night shift has been extended to April 4th. Fuck. Thanks, Easter Bunny. #
- I have two men left active tonighzt. I've gotten two calls, both customers insist on waiting til morning. Less it gets cold, 2 more weeks… #
- What is it with Dominic Monaghan and rings? Merry #lotr, Charlie #lost #driveshaft, and now Simon #Flashforward 1.12. WTF Dom? #
- I'm hoping Wash is a good V. Like, undercover undercover. Undercover. #
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