Things are getting interesting in the Presidential race.
By interesting, I mean fuck that shit. This is why I wish that the Dude would post more often. But I think he feels ostracized by the separate area. I think I should give him another separate area. But one that's just his. The Dude's area. Call it Duderotomy or some silly nonsense like that. But the Dude could say what I'm about to say with so much better word makingness.
The Primary thing is shit. Absolutely shit. It goes on for way too fucking long for one thing. I mean, don't these people have fucking jobs? As a New Yorker, shouldn't Hillary be doing some of the fucking work I'm paying her for?
I swear to Christ, I'm voting for Gore, myself or Bender Bending Rodriguez. Except that the latter is a felon. And it's not even that I like Gore that much as a presidential candidate, I just like him better than I like anyone else. And it's all because of the Primaries. The Primary system needs to be torn down, set afire and then have the ashes shot into the Sun, and then for good measure, nuke the sun. Then build a better system that not only makes sense, but plays so much less like what it has become.
Reality TV. It's literally American Idol. No, wait… that would be so much better if it were literally American Idol. Which I just noticed is A.I. which is also Artificial Intelligence which sums up American Idol and the Primaries.
Note: I am proud to say that without Maryellen around, I have watched NO American Idol this year.
But I would love to have Simon as a mediator for some debates, and free to make comments.
The American System: So Free, It's Broken.
Not that I want less freedom in America. But I would like some more common sense.
Dude, where are you? 2008 needs your wisdom.
You bastard.
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