• Good morning internets! I remember Halloween. So do the Misfits. Where my candy? ♫ http://blip.fm/~m09s #
• With a touch of my burning hand… should have washed before taking a leak. Ouchie ouch ouch… ♫ http://blip.fm/~m0xg #
• “I’ll walk through Death Valley naked. Don’t mess with me, this Voodoobilly Man.” Not me. I’d wear a hat at leas… ♫ http://blip.fm/~m3p7 #
• Whatever happened to the Transylvania twist? Well, tell them Only sent you. Monster Mash by the Misfits. ♫ http://blip.fm/~m3rc #
• Not a big fan of My Chemical Romance, but Angela likes them. And I like Astro Zombies. Who’d I do this for, me o… ♫ http://blip.fm/~m4sd #
• Going to go get some kids some candy. Watch the trick or treating as it happen on the Facebook. Here’s some Groo… ♫ http://blip.fm/~m6jp #
• Rock Song - The Kiss Ups. Going to see 1/2 of the Kiss Ups @ Keegans. Paul’s band “Dead Unicorn”. If you’re in K… ♫ http://blip.fm/~m871 #
• Also, Alex Hamilton is doing a sideshow @ Keegan Ales in Kingston tonight. Come down! ♫ http://blip.fm/~m8av #
• Got Josh. Heading to Keegan Ales. #
• Too dark to keep up the real time candy raid. Also bat. Low on phone. See ya @ Keegans. #

• Just beat the piss outta this song at practice. I got blisters on me fingers! Well, not really. I Wanna Be Sedat… ♫ http://blip.fm/~lj04 #
• Tonight’s lullaby is a little more rockin’ than usual. But it’s your lullaby. Goodnight Internets. I Believe in … ♫ http://blip.fm/~lj0t #
• Gmawnin innerets… Been up for hours and still half asleep. Someone send over a hypo of extra-caffeinated hot c… ♫ http://blip.fm/~llgv #
• All of my favorite DJ’s have been silent for an hour. I’m either blocked due to my poor behavior, or everyone ha… ♫ http://blip.fm/~lm8g #
• Home from B&N and small grocery trip with Angela. Now I’m gonna catch up on some of the hours of TV I ain’t watc… ♫ http://blip.fm/~lu02 #
• Goodnight Internets! Tonight’s lullaby is a sweet, sentimental number. Nick Cave & Shane McGowan - What A Wonder… ♫ http://blip.fm/~lv8v #

• Good morning Internets. Here’s a chuckler of a wake-up call. Muppets rule! ♫ http://blip.fm/~l67d #
• This is one whacked out crazy busy morning so far. You’d think it was a cold, blustery winter morning. Maybe it … ♫ http://blip.fm/~l6u7 #
• Why do I have a feeling that I will be hearing a lot of Hijackalope in the near future? Probably because I know … ♫ http://blip.fm/~laa2 #
• “I can’t tell the staff from the customers”. I know how they feel sometimes and that’s just in life. ♫ http://blip.fm/~lfsu #
• Making Chili for dinner - then going to band practice. Those poor bastards. ♫ http://blip.fm/~lgg9 #

• Good morning Internets! Your mission today, is to find me coffee spiked with something wicked, and an egg sandwi… ♫ http://blip.fm/~kr71 #
• To help you keep going this morning. In case the speed laced coffee and cigarettes aren’t doing the job. As Wick… ♫ http://blip.fm/~kse3 #
• Escaping the office, sailing away on a Wave of Mutilation. See you all at home or what-have-you. And @by_starla … ♫ http://blip.fm/~ky7z #
• Trying to shake a foul mood. Easier said than done. Music will help, usually always does. ♫ http://blip.fm/~l1m0 #
• “You’ll never be a better kind, if you don’t leave the world behind.” I think I know what that means today. Or I… ♫ http://blip.fm/~l2zr #
• Goodnight Internets. Here’s the Minutemen with a question for tonight’s lullaby. “Do you want new wave, or do yo… ♫ http://blip.fm/~l33x #

• Good morning internets. I am exhausted to the point of exhaustion. Tired too. Having said that, I proceed with t… ♫ http://blip.fm/~kd1l #
• It’s still morning. Still time to go back to bed if I can escape… Shit! I’ve been caught, radio tag pierced in… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ke4g #
• Chaos. And in tribute, I play a song featuring Jack Black, Meatloaf and Dio. Also, it’s not morning anymore. You… ♫ http://blip.fm/~klud #
• Canceled band practice tonight, too much drama at home. So much drama you’d need a Big Train to haul it off. Tha… ♫ http://blip.fm/~klxr #
• She just might want my bones, you see? Flatehead by The Fratellis for the Facebook crowd. Because I love you. *s… ♫ http://blip.fm/~km2n #

• Just back from 1st band practice w/ The Grundles. Gotta say, we had fun. #
• If you’re still awake, internets, here’s a little Demented Are Go! with a hellbilly storm. Hot rod vampires-comi… ♫ http://blip.fm/~k0d5 #
• You can’t go wrong with They Might Be Giants. ♫ http://blip.fm/~k0e5 #
• Anabell Lee before lullaby time. ♫ http://blip.fm/~k0j1 #
• Good morning internets! Heading up North to see my sisters and Dad. May be in a dead zone (middle o’ nowhere) so… ♫ http://blip.fm/~k3bf #

• Good morning internets! Welcome to ‘My War’. Hoist the ‘Black Flag’ and let’s get this day started. Oh, and fuck… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ixh6 #
• Theme - Song #1 Looking Down The Barrel of A Gun - Beastie Boys ♫ http://blip.fm/~j61f #
• Theme - Song#2 Gimme Three Steps - Lynyrd Skynrd ♫ http://blip.fm/~j62l #
• Theme Song 3 Making the Freeway - fIREHOSE ♫ http://blip.fm/~j63b #
• I told you I was gonna do it! ♫ http://blip.fm/~j934 #
• No number… but hey Mike Watt! Going out to @by_starla & @eSandberg and a Lullaby for the rest of ya. Get to be… ♫ http://blip.fm/~j9fi #
• Actually had a very nice time tonight, Indian food with a couple of adult friends. The Dude was missing though. #
• Good morning, Internets! It’s Friday, which for some of you means the end of the week. I’m working tomorrow myse… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jc4c #
• Thirsty and Miserable - Need coffee, need to escape the office and find something more worthy of continuing to b… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jfu1 #
• I’m haunted by the freakish size of *Nancy Reagan’s Head* - Mission Of Burma. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jlqc #
• Home from dinner and the book store with the kid. I am full of food, coffee and knowledge. I shan’t sleep easily… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jp1f #
• I Don’t Want To Grow Up - Who does? Tom Waits channeled through The Ramones. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jp4e #
• “In the key of A!” ♫ http://blip.fm/~jp5e #
• Lullaby time. Good night internets, and thanks for the ‘Good Feeling’. See you in the morning. If you look up an… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jp6n #
• Good morning Internets. It’s dreary and damp. Just what I need to keep focused on this shit-job I find myself ti… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jru8 #
• My own? Personal? Jesus?! Why thank you Johnny Cash! And I didn’t get you anything. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jryn #
• The center can not hold. Luckily, I’ve been askew most of my life. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jsxn #
• Nothing by Flipper. Use that in a sentence. The winner gets a cup of coffee prepared by me from the ass of weasels. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jszi #
• I will probably Blip this song daily. Possibly more than once a day. I hope you’re okay with that. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jt08 #
• I’m off to go check out a practice pad my drummer scored. Until I get back, listen to Mr. Robot’s Holy Orders. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jwhn #

Unique visitors October: 1,188 - That’s more than last month, and there’s still six days to go.

Visits: 7,288 - Again, more than last month, by a couple thousand. And with about 6.2 visits per user. Which is another increase. 50% of those visits are less than 30 seconds. Which is up slightly, but 20.5% of those visits are 30min - 1 hour and 10.6% stayed longer than an hour. Which isn’t bad for a site that updates as infrequently as we do (not counting my Twitter digest).

Bookmarked: 116 of the 1,188 unique visitors have bookmarked the site. That’s about 10% (9.7% to be more nice).

Some of the top things being searched for when the ill-literati site came up were, Tom Davis (my old philosophy professor at SUNY Ulster who recently passed away), Jedi Jesus, The Dude ill-literates (which is the dude over at deadair.ill-literati.org) and Blue Mic snowbal high gain patch (which is the patch for the USB Mic that I have uploaded to my site because you can’t find the fucker anywhere else). Some words that have come up in searches to the site have been Palin, McCain diminishing, hookerdragger (a friends band I had no idea I had referenced on here), and Charles Murdoch abortion (which would be a cool name for a band in itself).

Traffic increases, no comments are left for The Dude and my idea of serving up content is a daily Twitter digest. WTF?

And now, instead of writing and working on the internets, I’m going to look at some practice space my band has snagged.

AB

I will probably Blip this song daily. Possibly more than once a day. I hope you’re okay with that. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jt08

Nothing by Flipper. Use that in a sentence. The winner gets a cup of coffee prepared by me from the ass of weasels. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jszi

The center can not hold. Luckily, I’ve been askew most of my life. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jsxn

My own? Personal? Jesus?! Why thank you Johnny Cash! And I didn’t get you anything. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jryn

Good morning Internets. It’s dreary and damp. Just what I need to keep focused on this shit-job I find myself ti… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jru8

Lullaby time. Good night internets, and thanks for the ‘Good Feeling’. See you in the morning. If you look up an… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jp6n

“In the key of A!” ♫ http://blip.fm/~jp5e

I Don’t Want To Grow Up - Who does? Tom Waits channeled through The Ramones. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jp4e

Home from dinner and the book store with the kid. I am full of food, coffee and knowledge. I shan’t sleep easily… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jp1f

I’m haunted by the freakish size of *Nancy Reagan’s Head* - Mission Of Burma. ♫ http://blip.fm/~jlqc

Thirsty and Miserable - Need coffee, need to escape the office and find something more worthy of continuing to b… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jfu1

Good morning, Internets! It’s Friday, which for some of you means the end of the week. I’m working tomorrow myse… ♫ http://blip.fm/~jc4c

Actually had a very nice time tonight, Indian food with a couple of adult friends. The Dude was missing though.

• Good morning Internet, planet earth. Just remember as you shake the covers off ya and grind the crispies from y… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ii0x #
• I felt like a gringo. Still do. Listen to a little Minutemen this morning, folks. It helps. ♫ http://blip.fm/~iiw0 #
• A little Husker Du to get you through to your next smoke/coffee/shit break. Unless you’re not at work, then it’s… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ij9m #
• Black Flag’s Rise Above - Going out to everyone oppressed by the man today. Or to people who just like Black Flag. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ik9q #
• Is your morning dragging? Here, have a Sonic Infusion. Be careful though, it’s hot. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ikhb #
• That’s right, what we do is secret. If I told you, I’d have to ask you not to tell anyone. Okay? I’m a non-viole… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ilcm #
• ! ♫ http://blip.fm/~im0r #
• Lissen to the Minutemen as you come back from lunch or wake up or whatever you do wherever you are at whatever t… ♫ http://blip.fm/~imz0 #
• Another Mission of Burma - This is Not a Photograph. But I bet you knew that. ♫ http://blip.fm/~inwg #
• It’s a Coup d’Etat - by the Circle Jerks and going out to John Crapo on the Facebook. ♫ http://blip.fm/~iocg #
• I’m gonna ‘Drive Like Jehu’ - right the fuck out of here. On my way home, kids. We’ll catch up later. ‘Do You Co… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ipoc #
• Palin puts the election in the “hands of God” If the GOP lose to Obama, will she accept Obama as her lord and savior, or become an atheist? #
• You may be ‘Brave, Captain’, but I also doubt that that picture you’ve been showing us of Betty Page is your rea… ♫ http://blip.fm/~iqz6 #
• One of my top five geek rock songs. Because nothing says I love you like “Hit me with a microchip” or “Make a Ci… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ita7 #
• The time is now, and it’s running out. ♫ http://blip.fm/~itlt #
• That’s right, McPalin - ‘The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts’ - The Minutemen (It’s been a Minutemen kind of d… ♫ http://blip.fm/~itp8 #
• Lullaby part 1 - Because I didn’t give you one last night. And I’m going to bed early tonight. For once. @babee … ♫ http://blip.fm/~itqs #
• Lullaby part II - Goodnight, my little internets. Pleasant dreams, to each their own. I’ll be dreaming of ‘Walki… ♫ http://blip.fm/~its7 #

• Wake up Internets! Things can’t get any better, but they sure as shit can’t get any worse. Oh, wait. Sure they c… ♫ http://blip.fm/~i30x #
• “I Can Only Give You Everything” - MC5. But I may need to borrow some of it back later. In fact, I can use a few… ♫ http://blip.fm/~i3s1 #
• I walked the sand with the crustaceans. Now I’m short a couple of toes and I have a lobster clamped to my ass. ♫ http://blip.fm/~i47j #
• Wire - Three Girl Rhumba - Going out to everybody who still has to work today. I’m out of here in like ten minut… ♫ http://blip.fm/~i96r #
• For Shelly, my drummer what just got her drums. ♫ http://blip.fm/~iejj #

• Goood morning Internets! Get up and moving! Unless you can sleep in this morning, in which case, fuck off wanker! ♫ http://blip.fm/~hoeo #
• Everybody! Yes, that means you… check out Redemption Thong. Good shit good God. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hofi #
• Yes, children, it’s time for a Revolution. Gary Shandling. Gary Shandling. Gary Shandling. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hpn1 #
• Did you lie when you spoke to me? I bet you did. You’re that mean woman Freddy Fender warned me about. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hqfr #
• At this moment, most of you are safe. But I can’t guarantee this. I can’t say how long this safety will last. Li… ♫ http://blip.fm/~huc0 #
• Just made some beef stew & corn bread for me & Angela. Plenty left, since nobody else came home. Now, a smoke & a beer on the porch. Nice. #
• Maryellen just got home. Stopping in before heading off to her 2nd job. The one she should quit before it kills her. #
• Here’s tonights lullaby. Goodnight internets, wherever you are… ♫ http://blip.fm/~hzm4 #

• Meet The Grundles. #
• Okay, if our band could be your life, you’d be in a band called The Grundles. The Grundles - Born 10-18-08 at Sh… ♫ http://blip.fm/~hdcm #
• I didn’t play this for all the internets b4, It’s your lullaby for the night. Sleep well and quit pinching your … ♫ http://blip.fm/~hddz #
• Good mid-afternoon Internets. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hi17 #
• For Angela again. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hkn3 #
• I gots blisters on me fingers! Haven’t picked up the bass in months, my fingers were all soft and mushy. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hlh9 #