- Good morning, Internets. Work is a minor clusterfuck this morning. New shit going on w/computers. My printer is now a paperweight. #
- Apparently I shouldn’t have touched the new thing at the top of my main window. I wasn’t warned, and I touched it. #oops #
- Now I’m blind and have hair on my palms. I shouldn’t have touched it. Of course, I’m like that every day before my fifth cup of coffee. #
- Good morning, Aluciel! Erm… You are still sleeping. This is a dream. Just don’t look under the bed. Just maybe slide me a sammich in t … #
- Shit. It looks like a beautiful day is shaping up outside. And I am here. Here is not where I would want to be. #
- 9:30 am EST. As good a time to Rhumba as any. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3mua0 #
- I remember Rock ‘n Roll Radio. I wish it would come back. Nice as the internets and iPods are, not the same. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3mulf #
- Dirtbombs – They Have Us Surrounded. So I’m gonna get some work done before they come and beat on me. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3muu5 #
- Husker Du – Sorry Somehow – and somehow, I’m not sorry. And I’m sorry about that. Is that good enough? ♫ http://blip.fm/~3mxax #
- Can’t think or focus at the moment. Stunned here. Fuck. #
- I let so many little things steal my time. I think there’s always going to be time later. But sometimes there’s not. But plenty of regret. #
- Finally watching Casino Royale. Fucking Bond. #
- I just defaced a Netflix disc.
# - History Lesson Part II – Minutemen – Dedicated to @JohnnyWagon. You will be missed. Punk Rock saved my life, Jo… ♫ http://blip.fm/~3nutp #
- Lullaby for all of you, and @JohnnyWagon. You’ll always be loved and missed John. Alex – (Woody Guthrie) – Anot… ♫ http://blip.fm/~3nv48 #
Monthly Archive for March, 2009
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- Hello and good morning, Internet monkeys and tweet ninja. I feel rather like shit today. But I’m heading into work, anyway. Go me. Yay. :p #
- He’s the boogie woogie bugle boy from… Wait! That’s not a bugle! Oh, fuck! Dude! Get yer mouth offa that! We gots to fight Nazis, kid! #
- Driving kid to school before I head into the big show. I work in a giant circus. A boring, giant circus where the clowns ain’t fuckin’ funny #
- I think it’s funny that the cigarette tax goes up on April Fools Day. Gonna cut down to three a day. That’s cigarettes, not packs. #
- Jesus and Tequila – Minutemen brought to you from the land of blip. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3lhk4 #
- Heading off and out, kids, blippers and other assorted internets folk. Be back soon. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3ln5s #
- At Walgreens. Looking for feel-betters. Maybe fucking jelly beans? More jelly beans than cures here. #
- Home. Fucking orthopedist needs $200 up front just to look at kid. And that’s just to say “hello”. #
- Cursebird is broken or slow. Just checked myself out, and I know that I have cursed much more than that today. hmmm. #
- RT @Templesmith: Wallstreet .. made up of 5 year olds. Suddenly the free money taps are turned off & they piss their pants & go home crying. #
- Been a while since I blipped this. Hope y’all can dance to it. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3lyo6 #
- Yeah, I wish I was in fucking Husker Du too. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3lyrh #
- I keep writing ‘fuck’ in my story where it doesn’t belong. Apparently, I’m not the only bad influence out there. #
- Blip is apparently having problems. I ain’t there though. I’m in the shower. Haven’t learned my fucking lesson. #isayfuckalot #
- Fuck. I’m tired. And wet. Tired and wet. Like a sasquatch in a thunder storm. I’d yawn if I wasn’t afraid of drowning. #
- Listen not, internets, to @evablue. For I am scented of charm and fucking grace. *Sniff* And wet fur! Charm & wet fur. #lovethesasquatch #
- As much as I would like to talk all night about shampooing my fur, it is time for me to retire to my sasquatch cave and bed down. #
- Goodnight, Internets. I leave you in capable hands. The mind behind them, is not all there. Good luck. #
- You know, there are plenty of Mexican punk bands these guys could be listening to. And then we’d all be fucking happy. #
- Err… This may be a Mexican gay bar. That would explain quite a lot. Not that there’s aything wrong with that. #
- Yep. Mexican gay bar. There is a song in this. There is so a fucking song in this! #
- DEFINITELY a Mexican gay bar. There is now no doubt. Again, not that there’s anything wrong with that. #
- Yeah, Maryellen just threw a guy a cue ball. Could not catch. Not to stereotype, but… Still, nothing wrong with that. #
- However, the second any song from the Grease soundtrack starts, I am so fucking gone. Seriously, there is a problem with that. #
- Shit. House music is killing me. It’s like Webster Hall, only smaller and South of the Border. And less blow. #
- Okay. Home. Survived the Mexican gay bar. Now some TV and sleep. #
- So! Goodnight, Internets. I wish you well in your adventures tonight. #
- On my way to Staten Island. Stopped for gas, coffee and to see what the fuck is wrong with my phone. Grrr. #
- Okay. Phone mostly working. Prob should not fix and txt while driving. @ohjoey eta 12:30-1 #
- Made it to Staten Island. Joe, Jen and little Joey all well. #
- TwitterBerry is crashed. I’m not following all of you vi@ text. So regular text is best for contact, y’alls. #
- I think Twitterberry is working for me again. #
- Listening to Jen mock facebook statuses… Stati? Status’? Sta… Fuck it. #
- I am home. Rained like a motherfucker through most of New Jersey. Had a really nice visit. #
- Welcome all new followers. Warning: I say fuck. I say fuck a lot. It’s not just a warning, it can also be taken as advice. #
- Because I live vicariously through some of y’alluns. #
- Mannequin – Wire coming at you from blip.fm, so you don’t have to! ♫ http://blip.fm/~3kzkv #
- Fucking notebook just fucking died. Fucking power cord up-fucking-stairs. Luckily, I’m about to go to fucking bed. #
- What a fucking mess in the fucking yard. Shit. I know what I’m fucking doing this fucking week. #
- Er… Hi Mom! No, you didn’t fucking raise me to fucking talk like this. I fucking blame fucking society. #
- And beer. Society and beer. #
- Laundry in dryer. Time to set coffee up for morning, head upstairs, plug in notebook, blip a lullaby and sleep. Must watch Family Guy. #
- Awake. Saturday. Working. Coffee? Fail. Good morning, Internets. #
- Work should be slow most of the day, though. Should have time to read, maybe write. Need fucking coffee though! #
- Have coffee. Quiet at work. Best/Worse thing will be 12 fucking hours of quiet. #
- “Beck is the strongest there is!! Beck SMASH!!!!” Exposure to Gamma Rays will do that to you. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3ip3n #
- I’d like to thank @Aluciel for blipping the Rhumba on Thursday. I appreciates that, dear Bob. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3ip9s #
- picking up a pizza from Pizza Star in Saugerties. No fucking Chinese food this Saturday for a fucking change. 7 hours to go. #
- Read Shadow of the Giant today. Done with Ender & Bean for now. Any suggestions on what to read next, Internets? #
- Heading up to Snappers for a short bit tonight. Be there about 9, me. #
- Almost done here with this shit for the day. 35 minutes, motherfucker! #
- Home. Ate Pork Chops. Debating on whether I feel up enough for bar-time. Coffee will help. Going to S.I. tomorrow! Fuck yeah! #
- Oh, what to do? I think I may take quick trip to bar. Have a couple of beers and then come home and write for a bit. #
- So, yes: Snapper Magees in Kingston from 9-11 or so. No fucking later though, for I am busy and life is shorter every day. #
- Can hardly wait for summer hours at work. I swear not to cry about the lack of OT for at least a whole fucking month. #
- Note to Facebook friends: 99% of status updates from twitter feed. Best way to contact me is tweet, text or phone call. Mobile # in info. #
- My BlackBerry fogs up in the shower faster than it used to. May be time to stop fucking wet-tweeting. #
- Josh is coming to pick my ass up. Need some smokes and beer money. Says he’s only staying an hour or two. Fucking works for me. #
- I sincerely hope that the next time there is a group of weird people drinking coffee in a yard, that I get an invite. @sleepjunky #coffee #
- http://twitpic.com/2k3dx – Beer @ Snapper Magees. Fucking meow! #
- Jukebox: Watching the Detectives – Elvis Costello #
- Jukebox update: Thunderkiss ‘65 – White Zombie #
- Jukebox Update: God Save the Queen – Sex Pistols #
- Jukebox Update: Stop – Jane’s Addiction #
- I’m hoping our jukebox will get some of you up to visit. #
- The Hungry Wolf – X. My songs are up on the jukebox. Ftw! #
- Funnel of Love – Southern Culture On The Skids #
- Fucking song skipped! Grrr jukebox! Orgasm Addict – the Buzzcocks #
- Jukebox: How Soon Is Now – the Cure #
- Jukebox says: Gouge Away – Pixies. Yes, gouge away! #
- No jukebox updates latelyan because Maryellen got to it and now it’s lame. #
- Roots Radicals – Rancid on jukebox. @bobalert, can’t leave now! #
- Gladys Knight – me and Josh are the pips. Fucking-a right #
- Attn: Matt Dulka on facebook! We’re at Snappers with your brother. #
- Matt Dulka on facebook! Your brother is drunk! #
- Jukebox: Brandy, you’re a fine girl! – Looking Glass. @sleepjunky #
- Oh! Good morning, internets. Sorry if I seem distracted lately. I’ve been distracted lately. Er… At work, coffee is shit, kid does stuff. #
- Smoking and drinking shitty coffee on a lovely morning. This day won’t end soon enough. The work day, that is. #
- Welcome to Earth, Baby Girl Goodsight! A good day to be born! Woo-hoo! #
- I’m home, trying to figure shit out. Too much data. What ever happened to baby Jane? #
- Things are falling into place nicely. For once. Even the chaos occurring is bringing order as it goes. What a zen fucking moment! #
- He says as everything crashes about him, leaving him bloodied and broken among the lunatics. No, it’s all good. I fucking promise. #
- Pip got mad at me. Saw some cute lady doing yardwork. I said, “Yeah, lift that shovel, baby!” Pip said, “That’s not nice!” I said, “What?” #
- Pip thought I said, “Shovel that shit, old lady.” #kidssaythedarndestthings #
- Hell: all iPhone followers: What app do you use for Twitter? #
- At Northern Dutchess to drop in on Andrea and Andrew and Girl Mondo. I really, really like that name. #
- http://twitpic.com/2iaf6 – Baby Girl Goodsight. Hello, Earth! #
- At Barnes & Noble with Josh, Amanda and hungry Kid. Hungry Kid needs food badly. 5 Guys? I fucking think so. Feed me grease! #
- 5 Guys was pretty fucking good. @ohjoey, I’ll need to eat twice as healthy tomorrow though. #
- Okay kids, it’s bedtime. Still up early on Saturdays for next few weeks. Goodnight, Internets. Sleep well. #
- Good morning, Internets. There is a spring in my step, and a song in my heart. I tripped over a fucking slinky and the song is by th Misfits #
- So we can just imagine what the rest of the day will be like. More coffee!! #
- I did get the really big coffee from Hess this morning. It’s payday, so I figured I’d splurge. Still can’t fucking wake up though. #
- Minutemen – Mutiny in Jonestown on last.fm. Wouldn’t mind a little fucking mutiny here. #
- Have bought nothing from Woot today. About to leave fucking work, going to Barnes & Noble to get coffee & book before picking up @pipella #
- I is home. Chuck’s car is a piece of crap that failed it’s inspection. Ah, fuck. #
- Bah! Good morning, Internets. How are we doing this morning? Good! I knew you could! Obviously fucking awake. #
- Christ, the coffee in the office is worse than __________. Fill in the blank yourself. My brain is fucking siezing up on me. #
- Every day, when I get to work, I say “I’m not here to cause any trouble.” And that’s true. But I wind up doing it anyway. #troublemaker #
- What is this thing you call Blip? And what is this thing they call Rhumba? And what is this growth on my ass? O… ♫ http://blip.fm/~3dvog #
- I feel a little fucking surly today. And tired. Surly and tired. #
- Time for a cigarette break. Have decided to drink tea today in order to avoid damaging my guts further with the fucking swill coffee. #
- Fucking mens room smells like someone ate ketchup and egg salad and washed it down with prune juice. Shit and puked at same time. #tmi #
- How many of you are happy I’m back to full tweet capacity today after that last happy thought? #
- The maintenence guy says I’m smelling paint in the men’s room. Note to co-workers: Stop drinking the fucking paint! #
- Have now had lunch, smoke and more tea. Am dying for coffee. Fucking dying. I won’t drink this filth, and I’m done spending $ @ Hess. Dilema #
- My boss had me collate some shit. He’s down the hall. Toyed with sending it back inner-office through Catskill. He would have it by Friday. #
- Next time, I’ll inner-office it. Then next time, overnight through FedEx or UPS. How can I route through China. #
- Holy two and a half hour nap! I musta been more fuckin’ beat than I thought. Znork. I bet I said that at some point. #
- The Sunshine Mafia was here for dinner. I need coffee. #
- Day is done. Tomorrow is coming. And I don’t know what I’m doing. #
- In the shower. Realized it’s been a while since I tweeted from here. And no, no pictures this time. Sorry, kids! #
- Okay. I’m out of the shower. If I was on blip at the moment, would be a good time to Rhumba. So let’s pretend I blipped it. Everybody now… #
- And while you’re singing the Rhumba, I will sneak into bed and dream about really weird shit. I hope. Goodnight, Internets. #
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