- Hello and good morning, Internet monkeys and tweet ninja. I feel rather like shit today. But I’m heading into work, anyway. Go me. Yay. :p #
- He’s the boogie woogie bugle boy from… Wait! That’s not a bugle! Oh, fuck! Dude! Get yer mouth offa that! We gots to fight Nazis, kid! #
- Driving kid to school before I head into the big show. I work in a giant circus. A boring, giant circus where the clowns ain’t fuckin’ funny #
- I think it’s funny that the cigarette tax goes up on April Fools Day. Gonna cut down to three a day. That’s cigarettes, not packs. #
- Jesus and Tequila – Minutemen brought to you from the land of blip. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3lhk4 #
- Heading off and out, kids, blippers and other assorted internets folk. Be back soon. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3ln5s #
- At Walgreens. Looking for feel-betters. Maybe fucking jelly beans? More jelly beans than cures here. #
- Home. Fucking orthopedist needs $200 up front just to look at kid. And that’s just to say “hello”. #
- Cursebird is broken or slow. Just checked myself out, and I know that I have cursed much more than that today. hmmm. #
- RT @Templesmith: Wallstreet .. made up of 5 year olds. Suddenly the free money taps are turned off & they piss their pants & go home crying. #
- Been a while since I blipped this. Hope y’all can dance to it. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3lyo6 #
- Yeah, I wish I was in fucking Husker Du too. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3lyrh #
- I keep writing ‘fuck’ in my story where it doesn’t belong. Apparently, I’m not the only bad influence out there. #
- Blip is apparently having problems. I ain’t there though. I’m in the shower. Haven’t learned my fucking lesson. #isayfuckalot #
- Fuck. I’m tired. And wet. Tired and wet. Like a sasquatch in a thunder storm. I’d yawn if I wasn’t afraid of drowning. #
- Listen not, internets, to @evablue. For I am scented of charm and fucking grace. *Sniff* And wet fur! Charm & wet fur. #lovethesasquatch #
- As much as I would like to talk all night about shampooing my fur, it is time for me to retire to my sasquatch cave and bed down. #
- Goodnight, Internets. I leave you in capable hands. The mind behind them, is not all there. Good luck. #
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