- Good morning, fucking internets. Here I am at work. Yep. KOSCO’s Cavalcade of Bullshit! (Insert creepy/happy circus organ music here). #
- Listening to Slacker on my BlackBerry this morning. Plugged into my Cubite speaker. Mission of Burma. Fucking joy. #
- Lost a cup of coffee this morning. Now drinking the fucking swill that passes here. Passes through moose bowel, anyway. #coffeemasochist #
- Going to spend my afternoon on my poor, poor, neglected fucking internets.
Poor internets. # - ((HUGS)) smile @kdamato, @tweethug loves you! #
- Something I Learned Today – Husker Du. Actually, I have learned nothing today. Someone, hit me with some fuckin… ♫ http://blip.fm/~952la #
- Raining in Upstate NY again. How are things in your neck o’ woods @eSandberg? ♫ http://blip.fm/~95lqr #
- Some fIREHOSE on a rainy afternoon. Powerful Hankerin’ ♫ http://blip.fm/~95oe7 #
- When I has to go out into them deep woods with them mountain follk, I like to meet them halfway on the music th… ♫ http://blip.fm/~95p06 #
- More SCOTS – Funnel Of Love ♫ http://blip.fm/~95p4o #
- reblipping @DownLow for this “big baboon” cover of Spider Man ♫ http://blip.fm/~95pgg #
- “Demented Are Go!” also do a nice cover of Funnel Of Love @indiefriendly ♫ http://blip.fm/~95pns #
- Mmmm… 45rpm. How I miss the Rice Crispies kids in my speakers. Wanda Jackson – Funnel of Love. It’s bound to … ♫ http://blip.fm/~95qcw #
- MJ may have been a huge, multi-million record selling Mofo, but I’d bet D.Boon was more influential to music on… ♫ http://blip.fm/~95qqu #
- Leaving you with a little Rocket Roll! See y’all later! ♫ http://blip.fm/~95r9l #
- RT @evablue: lmao. i just got slapped with this youtuber on the facebook http://bit.ly/e0hHh how did i miss this gem from 2006? @dharmabob #
- Alright, not getting a lot of fucking work done. Mostly playing catch-up. #
- Also: dip in pool and walk on hiatus, thanks to the fact that we now seem to live in rain country. #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 1. Shot through a wormhole to another part of the universe. #farscape #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 2. New New York, New Years Eve 2999. #futurama #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 3. Elsewhere in the ‘verse, out in the black. #firefly #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 4. On the Heart of Gold, on my way to Milliways. #hhgttg #h2g2 #
- Places I would rather be when I wake up: 5. On the Tardis. #doctorwho #
- Hmmm… Too much sci-fi lately? Nah. #
- I should investigate my fundage. See what I should do for dinner. Kid still in Masonville=Nobody to cook for. I don’t cook for one often. #
- I hereby swear, I will never own an eBook or audio book that I do not also own in print. On paper. #
- Rapid tweets usually mean I’m avoiding something. Trying to figure out now what it might fucking be. #
- Okay. Going to fucking QuickCheck for QuickChek dinner. Which will be yummy sub and yummy soup. I hope. Hmmm… #
- I miss my car. Hope it will come back tomorrow. #
- I’m starting to readjust to working days. 9:30 and I’m beat. Last week I was headed into work. #
- The dog misses the kid as much as I do. I’m not as fucking mopey and pathetic though. Mostly. #
- But nothing burns as bad as when Sci-Fi cancelled #Farscape and replaced it with “Tremors: The Series” @BadAstronomer #
- The series makes the movie look fucking brilliant. Not saying much. #
- #Farscape 2.7 “Green Eyed Monster” In which jealousy rears its ugly and monstrous budong head. And I will fall asleep, waiting on a wormhole #
- #Farscape 3.9 “Losing Time” In which we get possessed, melted, and I’m still fucking awake. #farscaperewatch #
- Good night, fucking internets. #
Monthly Archive for June, 2009
- Good morning, fucking internets. How many ways can I fuck things up today? We’re gonna find out. C’mon! #
- Good morning Blip-stars. It’s 7:30 est. Rhumba time. ♫ http://blip.fm/~92n6j #
- Wow. Working days is a fucking trip, man. It’s nice that everybody remembers who I am. Mostly. Apparently some thought I was dead. #
- Which would explain the flowers, candles and sugar skulls I would find on my desk occasionally. #
- Shit, one of the older ladies just saw me, screamed and gave me the ward-off against the evil eye. #
- As people get used to having me back in the office, they’re starting to remember why things were better without me. #
- Apparently, I say “fuck” a lot. #
- I have no brain for work today. Blip still working mysteriously. No complaints, though I fear it’s a fucking trap. #
- I really want a shot of whisky. Now. And a beer. Whisky and a beer. And a fucking sammich. Hook me up, kids! #
- My workday anthem. Mission of Burma- That’s When I Reach For My Revolver ♫ http://blip.fm/~92vkd #
- Just wrapped #farscape season 3 collection 1. Sorry for lack of updates. Taking collection 2 to bed with me. May just sleep though. #
- Good afternoon, fucking internets. Mom is here! Say hi to Mom! http://mypict.me/6fLo #
- Going to get brunch with Mom, Chuck and… Tara. Yay!/Yay. #
- Had French Onion Soup. Waiting on my fucking burger. Also: drinking coffee. #
- Kid crying next to us. I don’t mind so much, but tempted to say: “I’ll give you something to cry about!” Then hit his fucking dumb parents. #
- As Seen on TV: Billy Mays image burned into the ShamWow they covered him with. The Vatican displaying it. The ShamWow of Tampa. #
- As Seen on TV: billy mays harder to riff on than MJ. And since my mom is here, giving up now. Sorry. Also: Told Billy Mays not Shamwow guy. #
- As Seen on TV: Celebrities flocking places of worship. Church of Scientology and Center for Kabbalah(sp) report surge in membership/profit. #
- As Seen on Tv: Patrick Swayze considered ironically luckiest celebrity ever. #
- Celebrity death rumor: Paula Poundstone dead! Apparently she choked to death eating a Brownie. #
- This is the pig that Maryellen got on CraigsList. It was in her car for a week b4 coming here to the Kingston Zoo. http://mypict.me/6hte #
- #Farscape 2.19-2.21 “Liars, Guns & Money” rewatched over weekend. 2.22 “Die Me Dichotomy” on now. #farscaperewatch #
- This really is a great #farscape episode. Aeryn is chasing Crichton/Harvey through ice canyons. #
- Aeryn’s taking the plunge into the icy lake. Oh! Funeral.
# - Starting Season 3 of Farscape. #farscaperewatch. #
- #Farscape 3.1 “Season of Death” In which things get fixed, at a heavy frelling cost. #
- Ewwww. Scorpius just sucked down a chunk of Crichton’s brain. #tasty #farscape #farscaperewatch #
- Ah, season 3 credits Crichton voiceover. #frellingawesome #farscaperewatch #
- I am amazed that it has not rained today. #
- Good night, fucking internets. Up early for work tomorrow. See you then. #
- Okay. Easy fix for me, wouldn’t have been for the guy on though. So I won’t kick his ass. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Back at work. The sun was up when I got up. It feels… wrong. Like a touch from Michael Jackson. #
- Even though I slept last night, body wants to sleep now. “Bedtime!” it says. “Fuck you,” says I. And where’s the whisky? #
- Starting Season Two Collection Three Disc One Side A of #Farscape. #
- #Farscape 2.15 “Won’t Get Fooled Again”. In which Crichton goes back to Earth again, but not really. Again. #
- We have officially met and named Harvey. #Farscape 2.15 #farscaperewatch #
- RT @MarkDiLullo: Corey Feldman just chimed in about Michael Jackson. Ladies & gentlemen that noise you just heard, is closure. #
- #Farscape 2.16 “The Locket” In which Stark returns and Crichton gets some practice playing old guy. Will come in handy for Stargate finale. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Coming at you, live from work. Will stick around a bit this morning, seeing as how I might not work tonight #
- However, it is time for a smoke and some fucking caffiene. #
- Gonna take a leak, then get the fuck outta the office. Coffee, shopping and no more nights. Official as of this am. #
- Weird. Just realized that Michael Jackson had the same birthday as my Mother and youngest little’un. Well, more cake for them! #
- #followfriday @Kathy_Writer @sillie1981 – because they’re cool and I follow them and they ff’d me this morning. Thanks! #
- Will have more #followfridays later today. Must shower and start doing things that don’t involve the fucking mockery of dead celebs. #
- Showered and dozed off for short bit. Now I’m gonna do some running around. Well, driving and walking really. Don’t want to see me run. #
- Umm… I don’t want to worry anyone, but… Who’s got Michael Jackson’s kids? #homealone #
- Took my sister and my kid to diner for dinner. Met up with @sleepjunky and @MarkDiLullo @ Barnes & Noble. did fucking dishes. Now tv & bed. #
- Guess where I am? That’s right! Work! Hopefully only for a few minutes. 2nd shift guy having trouble closing the office. Fuckity fuck fuck. #
- I am SO putting this time in for at LEAST an hour. I was in bed, motherfuckers. #
- #Farscape 2.12 “Look at the Princess 2: I Do, I Think” In which Crichton strikes a pose, only to lose his head. #farscaperewatch #
- #Farscape 2.13 “Look at the Princess Part 3: The Maltese Crichton” Oh, this is where Crichton loses his head. Oops. #farscaperewatch #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Counting down. Hoping to get out of here soon. Needs me a nap. Today not as busy. #
- Not much longer. Getting the fuck out. Out, damn fuck! #
- What to do today? Other than nap. Nice break from the busy busy fucking week this started out as. Maybe swim? Walk? More nap? #
- Good afternon, fucking internets. Awake, showered and have coffee and smoke. #
- Really don’t feel like working any more this week. I really fucking don’t. Oh well. #
- My sister is playing snippets of songs on her iPod, “Have you heard this song?” I have heard them all. Even the sucky ones. #
- She just stumped me with Britney Fucking Spears. #
- Also just stumped me with Poison. I’m no @MarkDiLullo #80’sHairMetal #
- Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sees them approach and says “Is this some kind of joke?” #
- My Ouija board confirms Michael Jackson is 75% dead. The other 25% that was cloned from Diana Ross lives, and will go into the studio soon. #
- Ouija Board confirms, Michael Jackson will return as a zombie. Plans to record album “Iranian Democracy” to be released in 2023. #
- Oujia board says Michael Jackson to re-film Thriller video. “Won’t believe the realism.” #
- Michael Jackson has transferred conciousness to cyborg built on the frame of John Merrick’s skeleton. Proclaims this “Judgement Day” #
- Michael Jackson cyborg to use SkyNet to go back in time and find John Connor as a young boy. Do I need to finish this thought? #
- Ouija board says Ed McMahon upset with me. More upset with Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson for stealing his thunder. Hey-oh! #
- Michael Jackson T800: I need your clothes, your keds and the keys to your tricycle. No, just put the clothes over there. #
- Just remember, that Michael Jackson’s death is one of the signs that will open the way for the return of Elvis Presley. The true King of Pop #
- Breaking news: Lisa-Marie Presley-Jackson-Cage said to be in mourning, seclusion and depression. So, nothing new there. #
- RT @changstein: @dharmabob That means he came thru nehked. Ewww. #
- RT @MarkDiLullo: Michael Jackson’s new world tour to be conducted in closed casket…I am ashamed of myself. #
- RT @abigvictory: MICHAEL JACKSON KILLED THE INTERNET. #
- RTed @warrenellis: O my god BBC R trotting out Uri Geller. wht’s he going 2 do, make Michael Jackson a new heart out of bent fucking spoons? #
- Note: I shrank @warrenellis tweet on rt. He don’t tweet like a 12 year old text girl. #
- Ouija-net confirms: Michael Jackson T800 sick of my shit. Coming for ME now. As a young boy, natch. #
- Michael Jackson Ouija’d to Macaully Culkin: “I’ll see you in hell.” Apparently, the afterlife is Culkin’s career. #
- Ouija board confirms: Music Terrorist Michael Jackson in heaven. Upset with 72 virgins. All girls above the age of 15. #
- Ouija board update: Michael Jackson quoted as saying “Oh, I see! This is hell!” #
- Accuweather reports area of atmospheric instability over LA as tens of thousands of young boys breathe sigh of relief. #
- This just in: Jackson Family threatens to sue me. Defamation of character. Apparently they want me to stop using their last name. #
- Too soon? #
- Michael Jackson’s death confirmed by reliable media sources. TMZ breathes sigh of relief. #
- Ouija board message from Michael Jackson to me: “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little boy too!” #
- Unconfirmed: South Park creators scrambling to have Michael Jackson special to be aired tomorrow. #rumorsistarted #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson heart attack brought on my wardrobe malfunction. Last words: “These Osh-kosh zippers and snaps will kill me!” #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson’s death caused by Iranian government. Pic: Banner reads: “Mission Accomplished” Ayatolah in a jumpsuit. #
- RT @bonniegrrl: In happier news, Abe Vigoda is ALIVE! http://bit.ly/FM9Q3 #
- Unconfirmed: Twitter to suspend @dharmabob’s account for being such an asshole. #
- Unconfirmed: Jon & Kate to announce reunion to get spotlight back. #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson’s death caused by investigating Carradine’s death. Demonstration of auto-aphyxiation gone wrong. #
- Confirmed: I can’t spell asphyxiation. #
- So… Anything interesting happen today? #
- Ouija Boards, Cyborgs and Dead Celebrities. This is where my brain was this afternoon. #
- RT @CargoCulte: Does this mean that Paul McCartney will get the rights back to the Beatles songs that MJ jacked? #
- This just in: Paul Mcartney denies any involvement in Michael Jackson’s death. Points finger at Iran. #
- Unconfirmed: Weird Al stock dropping on HSX on news of Michael Jackson’s death. #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by swine flu complications. Did not understand: Suckling Pig. #
- Michael Jackson’s caused my BlackBerry battery to run low. Damn you, MJ!! #
- I am amazed to find that I have lost no followers on twitter at this time. #
- RT @MarkDiLullo Apparently Jackson died and took Bob Geldoff’s reputation with him. #
- Confirmed: Jeff Goldblum dies falling on top of Tom Hanks in New Zealand! http://bit.ly/pLMva #
- This horrible storm coming my way, is Michael Jackson coming to me from Valhalla. C’mon, MJ! Bring it! #
- In the car. Heading for QuickChek and work. Will continue #farscaperewatch tonight. Will find hidden Michael Jackson refs. #
- Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by food poisoning from eating 11 year old weiner. Source: Bob Benton @ KOSCO. #
- Unconfirmed: Jeff Goldblum started rumor of his death himself. Says he was proving a point. People love MJ more, despite the boy-touching. #
- RT @MarkDiLullo: THis just in: Madonna has gone into an underground bunker. Not taking any chances today. #
- #Farscape 2.14 “Beware of Dog”. In which Crichton starts losing his mind, and Chiana brings Michael Jackson’s chimp, Bubbles, aboard. #
- I am so fucking ready to go. I’m exhausted, and while not as long as yesterday’s list, today’s to-do’s are fucking LOOMING. #
- And a very Happy Birthday to my brother Chuck. We’re now the same age for almost a month before I pull back into the fucking lead! #
- Nnnggh! Blarg! Huh! Damn you sleep! (Shakes fist at pillow). Okay, I’m up now. Much to do. Go! Go! Kill! Fuck! #
- Okay, shower then must hit shopping @ record speeds. Still need to make b-day dinner for bro. #
- Showered. Where the fuck are my pants? Damn you, pants! #
- Drinking a Coney Island Lager while making sauce. Tasty on both. #
- It’s raining like a mother fucker. #
- Oh. Apparently the Big Bang was Ronald McDonald just fucking around. #
- Consensus is Transformers 2 is just terrible. I have to see it in the theater anyway, so Michael Bay can shock and awe me with BOOM! Chaos. #
- At work. Chuck’s b-day dinner and cake was nice. #
- #Farscape 2.9 “Out Of Their Minds”. In which we fall back on the “brain-swap” story. But do it right. Best brain swap ever. #
- #Farscape 2.9 “Have we sent the ‘don’t shoot us, we’re pathetic’ transmission yet?” #
- #Farscape 2.9 One thing that makes this brain-swap ep. so good, is the ‘realistic’ reactions. Crichton giggling his/Aeryn’s boobs for examp. #
- I mean, Gilligan never played with Ginger’s boobs in their brain-swap episode. (Did he swap with Ginger? Do I really care?) #
- Everybody on #Farscape really did a great job with voice and body language. Seems like this ep. was lots of fucking fun to shoot. #
- Also brilliant is the ‘photo ids’ the crew is wearing. #Farscape #
- #Farscape 2.10 In which we get “My Three Crichtons”. One of which is offended by Geico’s Caveman commercials. #
- Oh, Chuck pretending to blow out his candles. Ceiling fan did the real job. Fucking ceiling fan. http://mypict.me/5wLY #
- Girls waiting for Cake. Apparently, they really like Cake. http://mypict.me/5wO6 #


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