Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-25 Twitters.

Published on 25 June, 2009 in tweeted. 1 Comment Tags: , , .
  • #Farscape 2.12 “Look at the Princess 2: I Do, I Think” In which Crichton strikes a pose, only to lose his head. #farscaperewatch #
  • #Farscape 2.13 “Look at the Princess Part 3: The Maltese Crichton” Oh, this is where Crichton loses his head. Oops. #farscaperewatch #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. Counting down. Hoping to get out of here soon. Needs me a nap. Today not as busy. #
  • Not much longer. Getting the fuck out. Out, damn fuck! #
  • What to do today? Other than nap. Nice break from the busy busy fucking week this started out as. Maybe swim? Walk? More nap? #
  • Good afternon, fucking internets. Awake, showered and have coffee and smoke. #
  • Really don’t feel like working any more this week. I really fucking don’t. Oh well. #
  • My sister is playing snippets of songs on her iPod, “Have you heard this song?” I have heard them all. Even the sucky ones. #
  • She just stumped me with Britney Fucking Spears. #
  • Also just stumped me with Poison. I’m no @MarkDiLullo #80’sHairMetal #
  • Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sees them approach and says “Is this some kind of joke?” #
  • My Ouija board confirms Michael Jackson is 75% dead. The other 25% that was cloned from Diana Ross lives, and will go into the studio soon. #
  • Ouija Board confirms, Michael Jackson will return as a zombie. Plans to record album “Iranian Democracy” to be released in 2023. #
  • Oujia board says Michael Jackson to re-film Thriller video. “Won’t believe the realism.” #
  • Michael Jackson has transferred conciousness to cyborg built on the frame of John Merrick’s skeleton. Proclaims this “Judgement Day” #
  • Michael Jackson cyborg to use SkyNet to go back in time and find John Connor as a young boy. Do I need to finish this thought? #
  • Ouija board says Ed McMahon upset with me. More upset with Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson for stealing his thunder. Hey-oh! #
  • Michael Jackson T800: I need your clothes, your keds and the keys to your tricycle. No, just put the clothes over there. #
  • Just remember, that Michael Jackson’s death is one of the signs that will open the way for the return of Elvis Presley. The true King of Pop #
  • Breaking news: Lisa-Marie Presley-Jackson-Cage said to be in mourning, seclusion and depression. So, nothing new there. #
  • RT @changstein: @dharmabob That means he came thru nehked. Ewww. #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo: Michael Jackson’s new world tour to be conducted in closed casket…I am ashamed of myself. #
  • RT @abigvictory: MICHAEL JACKSON KILLED THE INTERNET. #
  • RTed @warrenellis: O my god BBC R trotting out Uri Geller. wht’s he going 2 do, make Michael Jackson a new heart out of bent fucking spoons? #
  • Note: I shrank @warrenellis tweet on rt. He don’t tweet like a 12 year old text girl. #
  • Ouija-net confirms: Michael Jackson T800 sick of my shit. Coming for ME now. As a young boy, natch. #
  • Michael Jackson Ouija’d to Macaully Culkin: “I’ll see you in hell.” Apparently, the afterlife is Culkin’s career. #
  • Ouija board confirms: Music Terrorist Michael Jackson in heaven. Upset with 72 virgins. All girls above the age of 15. #
  • Ouija board update: Michael Jackson quoted as saying “Oh, I see! This is hell!” #
  • Accuweather reports area of atmospheric instability over LA as tens of thousands of young boys breathe sigh of relief. #
  • This just in: Jackson Family threatens to sue me. Defamation of character. Apparently they want me to stop using their last name. #
  • Too soon? #
  • Michael Jackson’s death confirmed by reliable media sources. TMZ breathes sigh of relief. #
  • Ouija board message from Michael Jackson to me: “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little boy too!” #
  • Unconfirmed: South Park creators scrambling to have Michael Jackson special to be aired tomorrow. #rumorsistarted #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson heart attack brought on my wardrobe malfunction. Last words: “These Osh-kosh zippers and snaps will kill me!” #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson’s death caused by Iranian government. Pic: Banner reads: “Mission Accomplished” Ayatolah in a jumpsuit. #
  • RT @bonniegrrl: In happier news, Abe Vigoda is ALIVE! http://bit.ly/FM9Q3 #
  • Unconfirmed: Twitter to suspend @dharmabob’s account for being such an asshole. #
  • Unconfirmed: Jon & Kate to announce reunion to get spotlight back. #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson’s death caused by investigating Carradine’s death. Demonstration of auto-aphyxiation gone wrong. #
  • Confirmed: I can’t spell asphyxiation. #
  • So… Anything interesting happen today? #
  • Ouija Boards, Cyborgs and Dead Celebrities. This is where my brain was this afternoon. #
  • RT @CargoCulte: Does this mean that Paul McCartney will get the rights back to the Beatles songs that MJ jacked? #
  • This just in: Paul Mcartney denies any involvement in Michael Jackson’s death. Points finger at Iran. #
  • Unconfirmed: Weird Al stock dropping on HSX on news of Michael Jackson’s death. #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by swine flu complications. Did not understand: Suckling Pig. #
  • Michael Jackson’s caused my BlackBerry battery to run low. Damn you, MJ!! #
  • I am amazed to find that I have lost no followers on twitter at this time. #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo Apparently Jackson died and took Bob Geldoff’s reputation with him. #
  • Confirmed: Jeff Goldblum dies falling on top of Tom Hanks in New Zealand! http://bit.ly/pLMva #
  • This horrible storm coming my way, is Michael Jackson coming to me from Valhalla. C’mon, MJ! Bring it! #
  • In the car. Heading for QuickChek and work. Will continue #farscaperewatch tonight. Will find hidden Michael Jackson refs. #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by food poisoning from eating 11 year old weiner. Source: Bob Benton @ KOSCO. #
  • Unconfirmed: Jeff Goldblum started rumor of his death himself. Says he was proving a point. People love MJ more, despite the boy-touching. #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo: THis just in: Madonna has gone into an underground bunker. Not taking any chances today. #
  • #Farscape 2.14 “Beware of Dog”. In which Crichton starts losing his mind, and Chiana brings Michael Jackson’s chimp, Bubbles, aboard. #
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