- You may not be sure how much to reveal today, for your story i… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Already at the office. Had a busy morning. Who's got my coffee? I got my coffee. #
- Apparently, my machine is the only one fucking operational in the dispatch office. Does not fucking bode well. #
- So, we've upset members of the IT department. Paul got me with a really good comeback and I need more fucking coffee. #
- Me: "What R U doing on my cmputr? dont fuck up under my name!" Paul: "Even if I fuck up, it'll look lk U did something rt 4 once." #
- Dear god, I have "Chocolate Rain" stuck in my head. If you make it fucking go away, I'll quit picking on your son. #
- Rhumba Time!!!! ♫ http://blip.fm/~e4djd #
- I get it! New favorite phrase. RT @stephenfry: I'm as excited as a dog with a new bottom. #
- Watched Dexter 4.1 tonight. On NetFlix. I swear, NetFlix is the best fucking thing ever. #
- Dexter was pretty good. But I'm afraid I see a dead horse in his future. You ever see a dead horse jump a shark? Fucking tragic. #
- As much as I love my friends, I can't believe I'm sitting in their house watching "Drop Dead Diva". Worse, I don't mind it. #
- I think we'll reach a good accord here. I'm hoping that things will be calm and less stressed from here on out. #
- Also, nice time with Josh and Maryellen. Even if the coffee was awful.
Now I'm hoping to be okay fucking financially soon. Looks okay. # - Watching South Park. Never saw the end of this one. Cartman leads kids to Somalia to be pirates. Fucking funny shit here. #
- Back to work again tomorrow. Which is no fucking surprise. I really should be sleeping. Soon. Soon. #
- Goodnight, fucking internets. Good work. Sleep well. I'll likely kill you in the morning. #
Monthly Archive for September, 2009
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- After a very stressful, painful day, I started a very painful, stressful, important story. I'm tired, fucking internets. Tired to my bones. #
- So this is goodnight, faithful, fucking internets. We hope for better days. Sometimes, we get them. #
- It's challenging to jump into new projects and activities when… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Good morning, fucking internets. New day. Going to pick up the kid and bring her to school. Then I'm off to work. #
- Computers down at work. Scheduled. Fucking stupid. They're stopping 40 people from working. If they did it Sat, they wouldn't stop anything. #
- My grapefruit was bad. Fucking grapefruit! You made me sad and now I have no grapefruit. #
- Next time I see a logging truck lose it's shit. I will yell "Great Kilmer's Ghost." Christ. My brain is tapioca. How do you spell that? #
- Today is drudge. Drudge and apathy. For two and a half more hours yet. #
- Dinner tonight though, will be some chickeny biscuity thing I concocted. Filling similar to chicken pot pie. But with biscuit on top. #
- I'm a lower middle class Gormet. Also a hell of a dancer. I mean hell in the negative sense, of course. #
- Oops again! RT @BugJemm: Oops RT @MrsStephenFry PLEASE REMEMBER – TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL 'NO RETWEETS' DAY! #
- Oh. And if you're worried: Fuck. Fuck. Shit. Fucking shit. Hey! Whores in my bed. Ass licking fuck monkey. #
- Because I know some of you worry if I don't fucking swear and curse. #
- Back at Josh and @gantornumberone's house. #
- Heading home from Josh's. Maryellen left to see boyfriend. Chicken stuff not bad! See y'all in a bit. #
- The Moon's entry into emotionally distant Aquarius and your 8t… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Would have checked in sooner, but it's been a fuck of a morning. Settling down now. #
- Last nights Simpsons and Family Guy were pretty good. FG needed a Brian and Stewie song and dance number though. Cleveland? Meh. #
- Cleveland can be good. I said meh to the American Dad pilot years ago, and said it can be good and it is. We'll see. #
- Gonna get back in and get to work before they fire me. As much as I like the idea, won't fucking do right now. #
- I am offering a $10,000,000,000 (US) X-Prize to anyone who can shut the sun off. It hurts my eyes. You'll have 8 min to collect and spend it #
- My motivation today is fucking questionable at best. #
- I'm just going to try and get through this fucking week by thinking I might still get to go see Mission of Burma on Sunday. Looks sketchy. #
- Leaving this office in my wake. 10 minutes. Ya-fucking-hoo! #
- Home. Picked up kid. Gonna start tomorrows dinner tonight. Then start tonight's dinner. Yesterday's dinner never fucking happened. Ramen. #
- If only Eddie Murphy had understood the power of the Rhumba. ♫ http://blip.fm/~e12ov #
- But Eddie did understand the Boogie in Your Butt. Just ask Atisone Kenneth Seiuli. ♫ http://blip.fm/~e12z8 #
- When you use your grief as a weapon, you shame yourself and only dirty the name of who you grieve for. ♫ http://blip.fm/~e15p8 #
- This is my theme song tonight. Gouge away. ♫ http://blip.fm/~e15uc #
- I really should start dinner. Pork chops for me and the kid. Mmm we like them fucking pork chops. ♫ http://blip.fm/~e15×9 #
- My daughter is legitimate in my heart and soul. There are ties deeper than blood. Family is what you make it, and I'm blessed with mine. #
- Dulcinea's Jack-in-the-Box. http://pic.gd/cbe256 #
- Still @gantornumberone's. Drinking coffee that's meh. Watching "Orange County". She's a good friend, so I'll put up with the fucking coffee. #
- You may be at odds with a family member early in the day as yo… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Good afternoon, fucking internets. Out and about. Groceries, coffee, etc. #
- Done with groceries. Except getting them home and away. Tonight, porkchops, stuffing, veg. and fucking Animation Domination. FTW. #
- Showered, shaved, get dressed and maybe try and fucking breathe. #
- Finishing #BSG "Pegasus". #
- Watching "The IT Crowd" #
- Your life tightens up a notch as the cautious Capricorn Moon e… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Good morning, love weasels of the fucking internets. I bring you good cheer! And porn! And Pez! Gotta have that Pez. #
- I'm drinking an ex-large cuppa cold coffee I didn't drink last night. In the shower. With the BlackBerry. What the fuck is that? Saturday. #
- Wish I had brought a cigarette into the shower with me. Then my morning would be fucking complete. #
- Running seriously late for work. Even for me. #
- I suck at Life. No really. My little peg people keep falling out of the car and one time I got my tongue stuck in the spinner. Don't f'n ask #
- Leaving office. Hate this job. Hatey hate hate. New guilty pleasure. "The IT Crowd" Brit. TV not at fucking finest. But I enjoy. #
- The Customer is always an asshole. Truer words never spoken. #
- Home. Cap'n Crunch. #BSG "Flight of the Pheonix". Fucking hell. #
- #BSG "Pegasus". And @sleepjunky, your button pressing did kill me. But luckily, I was in a state of indeterminacy, so I shifted. #
- Chaos and drama. I am a fucking fortune teller. This settles it, my life is in shit. But not as deep as others. Nowhere near as some others. #
- So. Now I sit in the rain like a goth kid. Well, not quite. Just can't go in the fucking house right now. And too tense to drive. #
- I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #
- Hello, fucking internets. Are you there? It's me, Mondo. Could use major good thoughts and prayers for Chuck and Tara tonight. Spare me one. #
- I would dance this ballet, but the music is out of tune and I won't wear that fucking tutu. #
- I'm waiting until the trembles of rage pass. Then I'm going to drive. #
- As I stand here shaking, I hear Hermes Conrad in my head saying "Ragedom!". #
- I'm at a crossroads, between a rock and a hard place. Add more fucking clichés here about making tough decisions. #
- It's just you and me, fucking internets. Just you and me. Anyone got a deck of cards? Or some geese? Some people juggle geese. #
- Someone on the block is either playing table tennis, or has a loud fucking clock with some bad springs. #
- Kids, clocks used to run on springs. You had to wind them up and then the springs would slowly unwind, turning gears to tell you the time. #
- Could be a leaky faucet with a mic and amp. I could have freaky super hearing like Olivia on fucking Fringe. #
- Yeah. If this is table tennis, these guys are good. Having seen my neighbors, I'm now voting against that. #
- Still not quite ready to drive. Not sure if it's the adrenaline dumping, or lack of destination. Either way, I'm Bruce Fucking Banner. #
- RT @evablue: GROUP HUG!
RT @Aluciel : @dharmabob <3 # - Okay. Heading to get a cuppa coffee. Internet group hug has fucking energized me. #
- At diner with @gantornumberone. Need fucking coffee. #
- I have some great friends. On the fucking internets and in real fucking life. #
- You might have a cavalier approach to your responsibilities to… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Good morning, fucking internets. I feel fairly fucking shitty this morning. And I blame. #
- It's gone 7am and I'm stil not ready to go. This morning is made of fucking fail and I will not stand for it. #
- Showered. Nice. Gotta get dressed and get the fuck out. Not so nice. #
- It's not Iced Tea. It's not apple juice. It's piss. And in my road. #
- Slow. Slow. Stop with the fucking phone and go. Go. #
- Why am I bothering? No, seriously. Why the fuck am I bothering? #
- Oh, shitbiscuits. Thanks @warrenellis for this new addition to my lexicon. FreakAngels Friday. http://bit.ly/OOBSu #
- Getting Chinese for lunch. Was snapped out of maudlin fucking monotony by the notion. Offered to go pick it up, but Paul was too quick. #
- I'm getting the General and some hot & sour soup. They better not give me them fucking stale noodles again. I'll go ape shit. #
- When I go ape shit? Sadly, this is literal. I drop trou, drag knucles and take a fucking dump. And then I fling it at the object d' anger. #
- See, now that fucking Paul has snapped me out of mindless work mode, I can't get the fuck back in. So I won't. #
- Where is that tubby fuck with my lunch? #
- Ah! Two tubby fucks eating Chinese food. Thanks, Paul! #
- Outside smoking away the bloat of the chinese food. #
- Co-worker: "I don't know why you're busting you ass to finish that work. You're here til at least 8 tonight." Me: "Shut the fuck up." #
- I said it with love though. #
- Hint: Jog faster. RT @AlbanyNews: Man arrested for exposing himself to jogger http://tinyurl.com/ydb5fzy #
- I need a swear jar at work. A quarter each time I swear. Only, everyone else puts a quarter in. I could use the money. #
- Going back in. Need a Diet Pepsi to counteract the General. Oof. #
- Back outside for a smoke. A chill in the air. I sense we'll be fucking busy tomorrow. #
- RT @wootshirt: $10.00 : Harvest Traditions : LAST CALL http://shirt.woot.com Shirt's been sold out for hours now. #
- I need to find a way in and out of the office not covered by cameras. Been feeling very fucking paranoid lately. #
- This is some cool shit here. Pierre Henry – Psyché Rock – This is apparently (and very obviously) the basis of… ♫ http://blip.fm/~dxa48 #
- Fuck! Alia Shawkat (Maeby Fünke on Arrested Development) is in the new Drew Barrymore flick "Whip it". This makes me want to see this more. #
- Hoping that I will be leaving this fucking wretched hive of scum and villany shortly. #
- Bailing on the office. Headed home. #
- Home. Kid ran to her Aunt's leaving me free this evening. Free to fucking watch TV and go to bed. #
- Though a QuickChek run ain't out of the equation. #
- And yes, Imma let you finish, but Kanye West is not only a gay fish, he's the best fucking internet meme ever. #
- Note: I don't agree with my last tweet. But Kanye made me do it. #
- Alone. Kid gone. Maryellen gone. Josh and Kerri in Cape Cod. Was a time I would have relished this down time. Too fucking tired. #
- Wandering: @sleepjunky. Unknown status: @markdilullo. Gonna wait a minute for eventual kid return, then head to fucking QuickChek. #
- Follow @effeandelle and @robotuprising now for dueling #Dollhouse tweets. #ff in reply to effeandelle #
- Goodnight, fucking internets. #
- Good fucking morning, fucking internets. 'Sup? #
- You may have a magic glow about you today, for you believe tha… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- It's very fucking dark out there. I am ascared of the dark. Also of werewolves. Fucking werewolves tried to eat me once. #
- I have a magic glow about me? That helps with the darkness. But fucking attracts the werewolves! Oh noes! #
- I'm having trouble ordering the shirt.woot this morning. Fucking angers me. Kid would like this shirt. #
- Fuck, got paid today and I'm poor again. Meh. #
- Def. avoiding the wootoff @ohjoey. Too dangerous. @sktrthtr This shirt.woot is for the kid, who is no yeti. #wootoff #
- Trying to figure out the rest of my post work day. Probably up to no fucking good again, I imagine. #
- I'm concerned about the refusal of my debit card on the shirt.woot. Because everything seems to be all okay with my fucking bank. Hmmm… #
- Never mind. Just tried again and it went through just fucking fine. Go figure. #
- I need a sugar momma. Or maybe just some fucking sugar. "Gimme some sugar, baby." Yeah. No, the sugar momma would be best. #
- Heading out and going for home. Fucking hell yar! #
- Home. Watching last night's "Glee". The fucking dog seems disturbed by this. Perhaps more than @sleepjunky. #
- "Glee" features two of Bill Murray's silver screen annoyances. I give you a fucking dollar you tell me who they is. #
- More disturbing? The inane film trivia? Or the piss-poor english? #
- DVR set for "Fringe" and "Lost 2.0"… I mean… "Flash Forward". #
- This weeks "Glee" was made of fucking win. #
- Watching the other night's "Castle". I do dig this fucking show. #
- Hmm. Going to go say hi to @gantornumberone. Will get fucking crack on the way. #IcedPumpkinSpiceLatte. #
- The Quick Chek was out of Crack. @gantornumberone didn't call me back. I'm fucking wandering out here. #
- Watching #Fringe and making fucking Ramen. #
- I wonder if I am equally suspicious to the new suspicious neighbors. Everytime they come home, I'm on the fucking porch with my BlackBerry. #
- Pistachio Ice Cream and Flash Forward. Clothes in the dryer. #
- So… "Flash Forward". The mystery has me hooked. The show, not so much. But, not fucking bad. I'll keep it up for now. #
- I should be going to bed. Soon enough. (And hey, @jon_e_7: I didn't say fuck in this tweet either!) #
- Oh. Fuck. #
- So… Tomorrow night, "Dollhouse". New "Animation Domination" on FOX Sunday. #
- Rumor: @JewelStaite has already quit "Glee", despite not ever being on it. Will instead not agree to recurring roles on House, and Fringe. in reply to JewelStaite #
- Am I the only one who's happy that The Jay Leno show is dropping in the ratings faster than "Tremors: the Series"? #
- Also: am I the only one who thinks Glenn Beck is a tool? Probably not. #
- Lastly: Am I the only one who thinks I should knock it off and get to bed? Probably fucking not there, either. #
- Goodnight, fucking internets. Long day tomorrow of being miserable at a job that ain't that bad. #
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