- Happy Halloween, fucking internets. And goodnight. #
- Arrgh. Good morning fucking internets. I am late. Eating into my overtime sucks. #
- That was a shower too long. Sluggggggggish today. #
- Show me the way to coffee and I will head into fucking work. Then… Halloween! Woot! #
- Halloween shirt. http://pic.gd/7f6a #
- I just voted for http://pic.gd/8223b6 Check it out! #TweetPhoto #
- Damn! I want one too! RT @MizzTeeze: @dharmabob http://pic.gd/8223b6 I want one!!!!!!!!!! He's coooool! #
- At Grandma Kathy's to start the great Halloween escapades. #
Monthly Archive for October, 2009
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- Good morning, fucking internets. New bed felt good. Gotta get used to the height, couldn't find alarm clock this am. #
- Should be leaving closer to on time than usual this morning. Fuck, a perfect record of slackery down the fucking tubes. #
- Something is pushing you to say more than you should today, ev… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- It's all dark in the office, so that Paul's pumpkins can glow in their intended manner. #
- Sitting in the dark in the office is really fucking with my time-sense. #
- This has been the afternoon from heck. I'm reserving use of 'hell' for a worse afternoon. This one, while fucked, could be worse. #
- Meeting @sleepjunky and @MarkDiLullo for food. #
- Good morning, fucking albatross. #
- There may not be fucking enough coffee today. Also I had a dream that the Yankees got spanked by the Phillies. #
- Coffee, you're my friend. #
- You may be uncharacteristically itching for a fight today, not… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Here in the office. Bah. This is just shitty this morning. I may have to fake intestinal spasms to try and get out of a 3hr meeting. #
- Maybe if I just yell, "Holy fuck! Intestinal spasm!" and then drop to the floor. Would I need to puke? Or shit myself? Because it's worth it #
- Okay, signed up for http://nanowrimo.org. For those who are interested, user name: dharma.bob. That's dharma'DOT'bob. #
- Okay. Meeting is over. I'm back at my desk. Did I waste my time at this meeting? Fucking-a right I did. I want 3.5 hours of my life back. #
- Agreed! RT @jfritsche: I forgot how much I love @NathanFillion in his Mal Reynolds getup. Really, really loving Castle too. #
- RT @sleepjunky: Funny how one misplaced <div> can really turn everything wonky. #
- I think I'm about to leave work. And That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate. Have to h/u with Marty and p/u matresses. And then… and then… #
- Home for a minute. New shirt greeted me at door. Will wear tomorrow. #
- Just realized, with today's meeting. Winter has basically begun. Night shift starts in less than two fucking weeks. Not for me. Not just yet #
- If I wind up doing nights at all this season, prob. be around March when vehicle inventories start. #
- Not that I would mind doing nights. Got lots more fucking done at night. Including TV watching. #
- Okay. Got in touch with Marty. Gotta meet him down to the mansion and pickout what's I need. Not that you all needed to know all that. #
- .@bklynphotobabe Tell The Boss, I never called Rick Springfield "Bruce". Not once. And that Imma let him finish, but… in reply to bklynphotobabe #
- "And in the end, the lunch you take is equal to the lunch you make" #wrongbeatleslyrics with credit to @MarkDiLullo #
- Okay. Kid has new bed (so do I), we both have new sheets. I junked the huge dresser she don't use. New clothes storage and TV stand. #
- Also new hamper and laundry bag. I hope she likes it all, because if she don't keep her room clean, I'll kill her. #
- Not literally, of course. But figuratively. With kindness. Sort of. #
- Again, for Babs, I hope the Yanks win. And then I hope for a peace treaty between the AL and NL so that no more innocents need to die. #
- Once Maryellen and kid get back, I'm going home, putting new sheets on the new bed. Quick shower and then fucking sleep. #
- UberTwitter froze up on me. Probably because I was harrassing the amazing wombat man (@notangrybob) about the Yankees. #
- RT @jon_e_7: @dharmabob I hear Madge has a contract out on A-Rod, so that may help bring the peace U crave #
- RT@CargoCulte: The only way you'll get peace betwn the NL & AL is by eradicating the AL entirely Ys, I'm biased. Fuck the desi. hitter! (Ed) #
- I absolutely destroyed my ankle moving those two beds. The longer I sit still, the more obvious it is. Stood up to get coffee and OW! Ow. #
- Quick, someone fetch me a beer with a whisky chaser. #
- RT @CommieWench: Being hateful and mean and stupid doesn't qualify as "thinking differently." #
- Goodnight, fucking internets. Remember! Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are. #
- I now have a fucking brain ache due to PHP and the fact that I should have been in bed an hour ago. Tomorrow: design-no function. #
- But FTW, I'm happy with the way the project design is coming along. If only I can force it to do what I want. Sleep may help. #
- Goodnight, fucking internets. My headmeats demand that I sleep. #
- This is a lovely day for you to immerse yourself into your fee… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Oh. Um… Good morning, fucking internets. Er… Sorry about that. Seems I was too fucking busy to tweet. #
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RT @sleepjunky: I must look like a maniac walking to the neighbor's in my work boots and blue bathrobe. Oh wait… Right. #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Have you seen that #monkey with my fucking coffee? #
- Oh, a wootoff. The #monkey is probably buying shit. I would buy shit, but I won't. I swear. #
- This morning's mental music is "Rocket From The Crypt". I have Ball Lightning in my headmeat. #
- I'd rather be back in bed. Can I send a #monkey to work in my place? A #monkey can do my job. #
- You could be so intuitive today that you confuse your fantasie… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- Missed my exit on the thruway this morning, so I had to go to Catskill and turn around. Ran over a patch of flesh and bone. Probably a deer. #
- Also, big headache this morning. Partially cured by cookies and cupcakes from Tracy V. on the facebook. Thanks again, Tracy! #
- Been busy @ work today. Still got 5 new fucking proposals to set up before I allow myself to be pardoned. Fucking proposals. Hmmm… #
- Heading home! Headlong into fucking disaster! Woooooooot!!! #
- Hah! RT @ElleVee: Whenever I watch Ellen Burstyn now, I just want to keep her away from diet pills. #
- Maryellen is too demanding. She demands that me and kid allow her to feed us. What a bastard! #
- Good morning, fucking internets. Terrible headache kept me up most of the night. I think my brain is trying to kill me. #
- Not if I kill it first, though. Moo hoo haw hah. Trying to get outta the fucking house and get to fucking work. Harder than it oughta be. #
- The idea of intimacy could currently be more attractive than a… More for Cancer http://bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- I'm here in the office. And it sucks. I'd rather be kayaking. And believe me, me and kayaking don't really fucking mix. #
- People I miss: You don't get a list. Just know that there is a list and you may or may not be on it. #
- My first website was on Geocities. Before Yahoo. RT @adbert: #Geocities Closes today!!! http://bit.ly/19meh1 #fb ***I am almost crying*** #
- Doing the lions share of my early Christmas @ ThinkGeek.com. Not even Halloween yet. Someone hit me. #
- Thinking: When my mother retires, I'll have to ask her to do some graphic design for me. #
- Listening to last.fm. Artist tag: "The Fall". It's that kind of day. #
- Also, did a nice bit of work yesterday on that project. May do a little today, if time allows. Doing some stuff. #
- I hear ya. RT @sillie1981: at the office. wish i was not. over. out. #
- Almost outta here for the fuckin' day. #
- Home. Grabbing a quick shower then need to run. May not get much else done today. Balls. #
- I saw a #monkey today @Aluciel. It was very… #monkey. in reply to Aluciel #
- Does anyone remember the #monkey on "American Pie"? Whatever happened to that #monkey? #
- Quick! Someone bring me a #monkey, a kite and a small #monkey sized safety helmet. I'm in the mood to fly a #monkey. #
- RT @Shukitty: @Aluciel #monkey #monkey #monkey =p #
- Or that #monkey from "Raiders of the Lost Ark". That was a nazi #monkey what saved Indy in a tragic #monkey manner. #
- How many kids will dress as a #monkey this Halloween? How about #monkey dressed as kids? A lot, I bet. #monkey like candy. #
- The only good #monkey, is a bad #monkey. #monkey = mischief. This is why we celebrate the year of the #monkey only every 12 years. #
- Brak once said "Never trust a #monkey." But that was with homework. I would trust a #monkey with my car. #
- Me and my #monkey are heading home. My #monkey is my kid. And she is a damn, dirty ape! Er.. I mean, a nice, clean #monkey. #
- Too much #monkey? Obviously an oxymoron. There is no such thing as too much #monkey. #
- Tim Roth needs a #monkey on "Lie to Me". I base this on that he should have had a #monkey in "Rob Roy". #
- Guilty.
RT @bklynphotobabe: @dharmabob are you trying to start a #monkey #monkey #monkey #monkey #monkey #monkey #monkey #monkey trend? # - Goodnight, #monkey kids of the fucking internets. Taking my #monkey ass to bed. Heh. Evil #monkey just showed on Family Guy. #
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