- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. You're allowed one phone call. Make it good. #
- Today's Lunar Eclipse in your sign can reveal unresolved tensi… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Snow. As if you didn't know, locals. #
- Still at work. Things finally settling down. Gonna leave soon. Pick up giggling girls and head to Olivebridge to bRing in the New Year. #
- #10yearsago I was thinking about moving to NC. Some things never change. #
- RT@ElleVee:Fuck 2009 right in the goddamn ear, let it eat shit and DIE (even though some great things happened) and may 2010 be all we want. #
- Happy New Year Pacifica, Asia, and large Chunks of Africa and Europe. May Springheel Jack bring you lots and lots of goodies. #
- Resolution for MMX: More tweetups. You guys are all fantastic. Just fantastic. Magnificent, even. #
- I'd like to go to more fancy dress parties in MMX. Not like, black fucking tie. But like, costumes. And then I will wear a black tie. #
- Yikes! RT @abigvictory: Going to shove my iPod up my ass then shit out my entire music catalog. #digitalcleanse #
- Okay, fuckhead. Get dressed. #
- Waiting for giggling girls. Can't leave without giggling girls. #
- In Olivebridge @ Chris & Trish's for New Year's Eve. Me, them, two giggling girls, two giggling boys, Chuck & Tara (not giggling). #
- Doing a shot of the Jaeger. #
Monthly Archive for December, 2009
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- You are able to find balance today between the noisy outer wor… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Planning and plotting. Plotting and planning. #
- Getting a decent cup of coffee at the Hess. They brew the DnD here. Ain't great but better than the fuck swill in the office. #
- Home. Teenage girl cleaning her room. Heading to her mom's, shortly. #
- Well, day is complete. Burned my hand because some fuck put a hole in the QuickChek cup. Snapped at the kid and realized that my day sucked. #
- For good measure, I should kick the dog. No, not really. #
- I'm going to hit the reset on my shitty mood. Hug the kid, pet the dog and go to bed thinking "Tomorrow will be a better day." #
- My main resolution for MMX: I aim to misbehave. #browncoats #
- Okay! Enough sulking outdoors! Too cold for that shit anyways. #
- RT @sanetv: We'll betTweeting Farscape quotes all New Year's Eve. RT and tell your friends! #farscape #scaper #farscaperewatch #quotes #
- Resolutions for MMX: Thanksgiving will be an MST3K Marathon. Turkeys and Cheese. #
- "Frell me dead." – Aeryn Sun #Farscape #
- Sometimes, I wouldn't mind being frozen until the year 3000. #Futurama #
- You have a lot going on within your imagination today, but you… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning Fucking Internets. I have little idea of events in past 24 hours. I am so caught up on sleep now, I can stay up for two days. #
- Now the post Christmas ritual of scanning the past years lottery tickets to see if I can get fucking smokes. #
- Fuck. It's Katona's Birthday. The traditional marker that your New Years resolutions are due. Also, Happy Birthday, man! #
- Shoes would be a good idea before leaving the house. Yes. Fucking headmeats are still not warmed up. #
- Listening to the "Rocket from the Crypt" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/MM37 #
- I've had it up to here with Captain Fuck-ass today. In case you can't see, "up to here" is a spot roughly 6 inches above my head. #
- Out of fuckwork. Picking up three giggling girls and heading to @gantorNUMBERONE's for coffee and hellos. Well, two giggling girls anyways. #
- Word! RT @DionRoy: Last.FM on my XBOX is AMAZING! Why did I wait so long?! #
- Best feature of last.fm on Xbox is that my picture is on my library. This makes the 3 year old say: "I wanna watch Mondo!" #
- Will probably fly home from North Carolina. Not today. Valentines Day. #
- We is at Red Lobster, waiting on a Birthday boy. By boy, I mean he's pushing 40. Like, getting close. By birthday, I mean Fucking birthday. #
- Yeah. Look at this picture and tell me what the fucking odds are that we're getting fresh lobster tonight. http://tweetphoto.com/7540547 #
- It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago. By cold I mean, like witch's tit. By Winnebago I mean my balls. #
- The fine folk at #RedLobster seem to have gotten "waiting" down. #
- #ChineseDemocracy was actually the working title for #Avatar, @MarkDiLullo. Axl won the race. #
- But srsly, I was thinking for the past ten years that #ChineseDemocracy was a joke album title. Like Axl was being clever. As fucking if. #
- Although you might feel as if you are being pressured into acc… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. This is a test of the Emergency Coffee System. I have coffee. All is well. #
- Waiting for Mom to get fully situated before deciding what to do today. #
- Also two giggling teenage girls sleeping in my living room. No, they're not giggling now. But they were, god help me. They were. #
- You may gain strength on the inner realms today as you explore… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Caught up on all that sleep! Good afternoon, Fucking Internets. Hope everybody has had a good weekend. #
- Caught up on sleep and showers! 2nd shower today. Feel almost human. More caffeine and nicotine needed though. #
- It's hard to decipher what someone is saying today because the… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- A story I was working on is turning into a scholarly paper on the evolutionary origins of religions. I should probably go back to school. #
- RT @iamkhayyam: 10 weirdest physics facts, from relativity to quantum physics | http://bit.ly/6P5V54 #rehash! #
- Here I am. Yep. #
- I should be Working. But I worked all day and my brain is sorbet in summer. #
- Heading off in search of coffee and comrade. #
- At Barnes and Noble and have found @sleepjunky and coffee. Also saw Earl and Liam. Still not sleeping. #
- Me and Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I do love this movie. I admit it happily. #
- Resistance is futile; you are methodically dragged out of your… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Still back at work. Will be here until 2. Or noon. Whichever I can make it to. #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. And Merry Christmas! #
- Home! Absolutely beat from going back into work at 2am. Hoping coffee and shower will be like a mana potion for me right now. #
- Also: Mom is here! Pulled up at the house just a couple of minutes before I did. #
- And another thing: I may have to throw a beat down on somebody. #
- And finally: I'm getting in the fucking shower of power. #
- Goodnight fucking internets. I hope you all had a nice day, no matter what you were doing with it. #
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