- You have a lot going on within your imagination today, but you… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning Fucking Internets. I have little idea of events in past 24 hours. I am so caught up on sleep now, I can stay up for two days. #
- Now the post Christmas ritual of scanning the past years lottery tickets to see if I can get fucking smokes. #
- Fuck. It's Katona's Birthday. The traditional marker that your New Years resolutions are due. Also, Happy Birthday, man! #
- Shoes would be a good idea before leaving the house. Yes. Fucking headmeats are still not warmed up. #
- Listening to the "Rocket from the Crypt" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/MM37 #
- I've had it up to here with Captain Fuck-ass today. In case you can't see, "up to here" is a spot roughly 6 inches above my head. #
- Out of fuckwork. Picking up three giggling girls and heading to @gantorNUMBERONE's for coffee and hellos. Well, two giggling girls anyways. #
- Word! RT @DionRoy: Last.FM on my XBOX is AMAZING! Why did I wait so long?! #
- Best feature of last.fm on Xbox is that my picture is on my library. This makes the 3 year old say: "I wanna watch Mondo!" #
- Will probably fly home from North Carolina. Not today. Valentines Day. #
- We is at Red Lobster, waiting on a Birthday boy. By boy, I mean he's pushing 40. Like, getting close. By birthday, I mean Fucking birthday. #
- Yeah. Look at this picture and tell me what the fucking odds are that we're getting fresh lobster tonight. http://tweetphoto.com/7540547 #
- It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago. By cold I mean, like witch's tit. By Winnebago I mean my balls. #
- The fine folk at #RedLobster seem to have gotten "waiting" down. #
- #ChineseDemocracy was actually the working title for #Avatar, @MarkDiLullo. Axl won the race. #
- But srsly, I was thinking for the past ten years that #ChineseDemocracy was a joke album title. Like Axl was being clever. As fucking if. #
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