- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I'm done. Gonna sleep now. #
- Your workmate or friend could make promises today that are wel… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- This is morning, Fucking Internets. You have been warned. Unless for you, it's after noon. In which case, you're fucked. #
- Feeling slightly shitty today in me guts. However, me headmeats seem to be humming along just fine. I'm gonna roll with it. #
- Grrrrr. Eat. That's what Tony the Tiger was saying. Those poor kids. #
- I think I'mma take the long way to work. To reflect, meditate and think about what I'm going to fuck with today. #
- Awlrighty. I'm going to finish getting dressed and get the fuck outta here. #
- Dog's second trip out this morning. I think she knew I was leaving and decided to fuck with me. #
- By the time I get to the office, I have a renewed sense of purpose. Then I come in and realize it's all bullshit. Then I drink coffee. #
- Yawn. This fucking planet bores me. #
- That's planet KOSCO, btw. Not planet Earth. I fucking love planet Earth. Not that I wouldn't leave it given the right opportunity, though. #
- I mean, I know where my towel is and everything. #
- Is asking for a touchscreen Blackberry with a slide out qwerty keyboard that dual-boots Android asking for too fucking much? #
- Anything that happens, happens. #
- If I'm this tired this early, how the fuck do I expect to get anything done later? Need! More! Coffee! #
- Try to understand. Try to understand. Try try try to understand, I'm the magic man. By magic, I mean something else. #
- Ten minutes and then I'll eat my grapefruit and my yogurt. And when the boss comes by and teases me, I'll choke the shit out of him. #
- Yep. #
- How to fill my day? Don't wanna leave early. Don't want to hide under the desk and sleep… Well, yeah, but not a good idea. #
- Like an asshole, I re-upgraded my cable. So now I'm watching Dexter. #
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