Two minutes to midnight. 2010-01-07 Tweets.

Posted on 7 January, 2010 by AngryBob
  • It's true. I have exclusive faked Gary Coleman pics over @ http://fuckinginternets.net Come see!!! #GaryColeman #
  • Goodnight Fucking Internets. It's late. I'm fucked. #GaryColeman mockery @ http://fuckinginternets.net. If you ain't sleepin', go see. #
  • Even if you do everything just right today, someone is still g… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
  • Good morning, Fucking Internets. Up late on purpose after staying up too fucking late last night. #
  • "Don't you remember that you told me you loved me baby? Baby baby baby baby oh baby." Karen Carpenter. Stalking me. And she's fucking DEAD! #
  • Also being stalked by Cab Calloway, Mark Twain, Hunter Thompson and the Big Bopper. Also, Gary fucking Coleman. #
  • "Hellooo Bayyyyyybay!" I really gotta get my shit together and get the fuck to work. Motherfucker. #
  • Yeah. Still waiting for a burst of "give a shit". Because I don't. #
  • Really? Really? C'mon! Fuck! Really? #
  • Okay. I'm fucking dressed. And in a moment, I'm really going to leave the house and go to fucking work. #
  • Last aside before I go: my phone wallpaper is a pic of my nephew and his dog. And everytime I look at it, I go "awwww". I am fucking sappy. #
  • Sneaked on to http://bit.ly/4w2owE to briefly edit my #GaryColeman post. It would be funny if that got me fired, because then I blame Gary. #
  • Apparently, fucking Uganda has an "Anti-Human Sacrifice and Trafficking Task Force" http://bit.ly/7QdTgu WTF? This fucking planet. #
  • Travel tip: Avoid Uganda. #
  • RT @Pepperfire: Okay… need a Zen Cart expert… FAST… anyone? Please retweet. #
  • I am just filled with ambition today! No. Wait. Not ambition. The other thing. Dread! Yes! Filled with fucking dread today. #
  • I really, really hate the fact that I am now going to have to figure out what the fuck 4square is now. Thanks @sleepjunky @ricdragon! ;) #
  • God help me. I just joined #foursquare. #
  • Fucking Internets blog post: Who Has Fucking Time For This Shit? http://fuckinginternets.net/64/who-has-fucking-time-for-this-shit #
  • Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I'm done and done. And doner. #
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