His real name is Armand Charpentier and like the Rocket From the Crypt song, he was ‘Born in ’69‘.
Born and raised in Brooklyn, NY. Made his way to Kingston, NY, and just recently abandoned the Hudson Valley for the idyllic Winston-Salem area of North Carolina.
When he isn’t posting blogs about how often he scratches his nuts, or how sweaty they get while he writes in the heat, he looks for a paying job while writing, and working the “Fucking Internets”.











