- Personal issues take center stage in your life now and dealing… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. I took Ted down and put him out last night. He was a good tree. We honor him. #
- I slit the sheet the sheet I slit and on this slitted sheet I sit. Heh. This fucking amuses me for a few seconds. Long enough. #
- Our atomic structure means we're mostly empty space. From the eyes up, some fucking more than others. #
- Fell asleep on the couch last night, and aside from some neck pain, am remarkably refreshed. Must have been pretty fucking tired. #
- Tiny hidden camera in the corner of the dispatch office. We're still figuring whether legit or a gag. http://tweetphoto.com/8129085 #
- I really don't mind my job, ultimately. It's the bullshit and some of the upper management grab-ass voo-doo that goes on here. #
- There are some interesting college choices in the Winston-Salem area. Shit, there's an associates deg. program in Nanotechnology! #
- Maybe I'll take a better look around when I help Mom move down there in Feb. #
- I calculate I have missed approximately 1,984 "Rhumba Times" since I was last here. God that makes me sad. Hell… ♫ http://blip.fm/~isyoa #
- The Supersuckers – Pretty Fucked Up This may be one of my favoritest songs like, ever. Listen. Listen! ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~isyvf #
- This is taking me back. Like, twice. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~isz9b #
- Speaking of "2wice", Mission of Burma – 2wice. "You hide, I'll fuck you up!" ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~iszez #
- Spooky rock for the children. Well, maybe not the children. Well, I guess it depends on your children. Dea… ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~iszqk #
- This just in. Gary Coleman, long time nemesis of mine, is in the hospital. Get well, Gary! It won't be as … ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~iszyc #
- Heh. Marvin is depressingly awesome. I wonder if we can pay Alan Rickman to cover all of the Marvin songs? ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~it0du #
- It is. It really fucking is. Don't be a bad girl. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~it0ps #
- Dinner is almost ready, and no sign of the people I'm supposed to be feeding. #
- I will repost all my Gary Coleman cartoons. Gary and I are old nemesises. Nemeses? Nemesi? It was definitely an N word. @sleepjunky request. #
- Fucking Internets blog post: If I were The Doctor, Gary Coleman would be… http://bit.ly/8YWhlS #GaryColeman #
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- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I'm done. Gonna sleep now. #
- Your workmate or friend could make promises today that are wel… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- This is morning, Fucking Internets. You have been warned. Unless for you, it's after noon. In which case, you're fucked. #
- Feeling slightly shitty today in me guts. However, me headmeats seem to be humming along just fine. I'm gonna roll with it. #
- Grrrrr. Eat. That's what Tony the Tiger was saying. Those poor kids. #
- I think I'mma take the long way to work. To reflect, meditate and think about what I'm going to fuck with today. #
- Awlrighty. I'm going to finish getting dressed and get the fuck outta here. #
- Dog's second trip out this morning. I think she knew I was leaving and decided to fuck with me. #
- By the time I get to the office, I have a renewed sense of purpose. Then I come in and realize it's all bullshit. Then I drink coffee. #
- Yawn. This fucking planet bores me. #
- That's planet KOSCO, btw. Not planet Earth. I fucking love planet Earth. Not that I wouldn't leave it given the right opportunity, though. #
- I mean, I know where my towel is and everything. #
- Is asking for a touchscreen Blackberry with a slide out qwerty keyboard that dual-boots Android asking for too fucking much? #
- Anything that happens, happens. #
- If I'm this tired this early, how the fuck do I expect to get anything done later? Need! More! Coffee! #
- Try to understand. Try to understand. Try try try to understand, I'm the magic man. By magic, I mean something else. #
- Ten minutes and then I'll eat my grapefruit and my yogurt. And when the boss comes by and teases me, I'll choke the shit out of him. #
- Yep. #
- How to fill my day? Don't wanna leave early. Don't want to hide under the desk and sleep… Well, yeah, but not a good idea. #
- Like an asshole, I re-upgraded my cable. So now I'm watching Dexter. #
- Just finished watching the Tenth Doctor's finale. Fucking fantastic, and I don't want to talk about it. I should just go to sleep. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I will do my best to keep you all safe. Sleep well. #
- Your workmate or friend might have something important to tell… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. I'd rather be in bed. #
- I wish I was a lot taller. Then, when I'd say: "I've had it up to HERE!", it would really fucking MEAN something. #
- Anyway, new shirt on today. Courtesy of @ohjoey and @jencamillieri. Thanks again, guys! #
- Also, notice I am wasting time by tweeting, rather than putting on remaining sock. What have we learned? Nothing, I'm fucking afraid. #
- Cold out? Looks that way. #
- Good lord, I'm not having a bad day so far. What's sad is that I see this as a bad omen as far as work is concerned. #
- Boo. Heh. I bet I scared you. #
- For me, 2010 starts over the course of this week. I can't put all changes and resolutions into place in one fucking day. #
- RT@effeandelleRT@thatrevchap:#bonofacts Instd of an anus Bono has tiny xtra scowling face that vomits radioactive shit w/a 1/2 life of 9 yrs #
- Now, if I could shrink that last re-tweet to 140 characters, why couldn't Ubertwitter? Because I am the shit, yo. #
- I did my first official 2010 yelling in the office in hopes that my fucking boss will hear me and my disapproval of his diseased headmeats. #
- Nothing will change through more civilized talk, so my yelling at least makes me feel better, while I hope it irritates the shit out of him. #
- Rolling out of the fucking office a little early. Going to do some errands with @gantorNUMBERONE. #
- It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. This is why I don't fucking get dates. #
- It's a good thing Joan Rivers isn't hot. Her face would melt like a Nazi at an Ark opening. #
- Despite the flat-out stereotypes and racial profiling, I do sometimes miss the "Little Rascals". Also, "Timecop". #
- No, I don't miss "Timecop". I just an asshole and wanted to make sure you didn't forget it exists. #
- Anyone know where I can buy "Timecop" in bulk? On VHS preferably. I know what gift I'm giving everyone for everything in 2010. #
- Afternoon errand delay. I don't care. I'm not at fucking work. #
- Pounding out agression-turns into obsession-Gotta get some groceries. Brain must be cooking in it's own juices. Groceries are found in me. #
- Awesome suckage. My shopping cart wheels locked up like they warn you they will when you've gone too far. Aprntly I've gone too fucking far. #
- How do they do that? Must research. Also must find @gantorNUMBERONE with my fucking car! Don't see her by laundry. #
- When I think about you, I touch myself. #sexontwitterday #
- I can blow my load in 140 characters. Or less. Yes, sadly, less. #sexontwitterday #
- He: Uhhnn! I'm coming!She: Did you just tweet that?He: …yes.She: I'm leaving. #sexontwitterday #
- Nice time with @ohjoey and @jencamillieri. Now at Mom's. Time to get some sleep. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Don't make me get my mom to kick your asses. #
- Tension may surface in a relationship today, yet the apparent … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Cold. Damn cold. Shoes and socks might have been a good idead before going outside to smoke. #
- Mom making coffee in the percolator. I can't even spell that word because it's too old school. #
- Are toes supposed to be blue? Didn't fucking think so. #
- Coffee. Old school. http://tweetphoto.com/7937127 #
- Brought up lots of stuff from Mom's basement. Now to shake the dust of nostalgia from it all to see what goes and what Goes. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Stay sane. #
- Your idea of fun today may not be the same as someone else in … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. It's back to work for me. For the rest of you, a thousand word essay on the subject of your choice. #
- That's a thousand words, in crayon. To be written in the margins of a newspaper that has the word "times" in it's name. Get to work. #
- Oh, eh. #
- I really need a hobby. Oh, wait, I have plenty of hobbies! I really need time for my hobbies. #
- I say this because I'm looking in the face of two projects covered in dust. And shame. Dust and shame. Like most Empires eventually. #
- I like me a good palindrome. RT @OneLuvGurl: Today's date just happens to be a palindrome: 01/02/2010. Rare! #
- I'm gonna get going now. Get some shit done. Will see @ohjoey & family tonight. Then Mom. Not your mom. My mom. #
- C'mon you fucking slacker! #
- There's a lesson to be learned from my morning work experiences. Lesson is: Get the fuck out. http://myloc.me/2yqsC #
- I didn't mean to tweet my location with that. What the fuck? Will it do it again, unasked? #
- Moo hoo haw haw. I seem to be able to use my laptop for evil. I am now evildharmabob. Kneel before Zod, fuckers! #
- Sneaking out for a smoke. Well… Not sneaking. #
- About to get on the fucking road to Staten Island. Then Brooklyn. I know y'alluns are jealous. #
- Because I'm talking about the road. #
- In Staten Island. I am arrived. #
- Listening to #SCOTS in Olivebridge, NY. #
- Yeah! RT @abigvictory: Here comes the year we make contact. With your mom. #
- 13 minutes left on the East Coast USA to keep your 09 Resolutions. I have faith in you all. Fucking slackers. #
- Watching the NYE on Fox to see if the channel goes to shit at midnight. #TWCvsFOX #
- Every FOX show I watch can be seen on the HULU. Fucking FOX. #
- Beyonce, you seem to be having trouble with them stairs. I blame myself. Don't ask the fuck why. #
- The kids are drunk on sparkling grape juice. And sparkling grape juice boxes. #
- Happy New Year from US East! MMX! 2K10! Two thousand and ten! Woooooooot! #
- Boo! Time to start thinking about leaving. Work at 7 am. Boo! Boo! Fucking KOSCO! Boo!
# - Home. Had a lovely time in Olivebridge. Dropped kid off at @gantorNUMBERONE's and am now home and in bed. #
- Note: One half of the "giggling girls" is equal to one "kid". I guess giggling is best done in groups. #
- Happy, very happy New Year to everyone. And I mean it. I want to see most of you fuckers smiling! #
- Just realized that tomorrow is fucking Friday, and not fucking Saturday. Told kid I wouldn't see her until Sunday night. I lied. #
- Which is good. I was lamenting the amount of fucking sleep I would get before driving down to the city after work. I can has sleep tomorrow! #
- Listening to some guy doing Cab Calloway covers on #NPR. Fucking nice. God bless Cab Calloway, Betty Boop and all of you. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Hope you're all having fun. Hope you're all safe. Hope you're all well. Except that guy. Fuck you, that guy. #
- If you want some peace and quiet today, you might have to come… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good afternoon Fucking Internets. Been a busy morning start for New Years Day. Another usually traditional slow day here. Ah, well. 6 hrs. #
- Me and Paul gotta figure out what we're doing for lunch. I am hongry. #
- About another hour before we get the fuck out of here. #
- I just told some woman with a house filled with smoke to shut off her boiler. She acted like I told her to shove a weasel in her ass. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. You're allowed one phone call. Make it good. #
- Today's Lunar Eclipse in your sign can reveal unresolved tensi… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Snow. As if you didn't know, locals. #
- Still at work. Things finally settling down. Gonna leave soon. Pick up giggling girls and head to Olivebridge to bRing in the New Year. #
- #10yearsago I was thinking about moving to NC. Some things never change. #
- RT@ElleVee:Fuck 2009 right in the goddamn ear, let it eat shit and DIE (even though some great things happened) and may 2010 be all we want. #
- Happy New Year Pacifica, Asia, and large Chunks of Africa and Europe. May Springheel Jack bring you lots and lots of goodies. #
- Resolution for MMX: More tweetups. You guys are all fantastic. Just fantastic. Magnificent, even. #
- I'd like to go to more fancy dress parties in MMX. Not like, black fucking tie. But like, costumes. And then I will wear a black tie. #
- Yikes! RT @abigvictory: Going to shove my iPod up my ass then shit out my entire music catalog. #digitalcleanse #
- Okay, fuckhead. Get dressed. #
- Waiting for giggling girls. Can't leave without giggling girls. #
- In Olivebridge @ Chris & Trish's for New Year's Eve. Me, them, two giggling girls, two giggling boys, Chuck & Tara (not giggling). #
- Doing a shot of the Jaeger. #
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