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Two minutes to midnight. 2010-01-06 Tweets.

AngryBob — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:58:00 +0000

Personal issues take center stage in your life now and dealing… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. I took Ted down and put him out last night. He was a good tree. We honor him. #
I slit the sheet the sheet I slit and on this slitted sheet I sit. Heh. This fucking amuses me for a few seconds. Long enough. #
Our atomic structure means we're mostly empty space. From the eyes up, some fucking more than others. #
Fell asleep on the couch last night, and aside from some neck pain, am remarkably refreshed. Must have been pretty fucking tired. #
Tiny hidden camera in the corner of the dispatch office. We're still figuring whether legit or a gag. http://tweetphoto.com/8129085 #
I really don't mind my job, ultimately. It's the bullshit and some of the upper management grab-ass voo-doo that goes on here. #
There are some interesting college choices in the Winston-Salem area. Shit, there's an associates deg. program in Nanotechnology! #
Maybe I'll take a better look around when I help Mom move down there in Feb. #
I calculate I have missed approximately 1,984 "Rhumba Times" since I was last here. God that makes me sad. Hell… ♫ http://blip.fm/~isyoa #
The Supersuckers – Pretty Fucked Up This may be one of my favoritest songs like, ever. Listen. Listen! ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~isyvf #
This is taking me back. Like, twice. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~isz9b #
Speaking of "2wice", Mission of Burma – 2wice. "You hide, I'll fuck you up!" ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~iszez #
Spooky rock for the children. Well, maybe not the children. Well, I guess it depends on your children. Dea… ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~iszqk #
This just in. Gary Coleman, long time nemesis of mine, is in the hospital. Get well, Gary! It won't be as … ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~iszyc #
Heh. Marvin is depressingly awesome. I wonder if we can pay Alan Rickman to cover all of the Marvin songs? ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~it0du #
It is. It really fucking is. Don't be a bad girl. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~it0ps #
Dinner is almost ready, and no sign of the people I'm supposed to be feeding. #
I will repost all my Gary Coleman cartoons. Gary and I are old nemesises. Nemeses? Nemesi? It was definitely an N word. @sleepjunky request. #
Fucking Internets blog post: If I were The Doctor, Gary Coleman would be… http://bit.ly/8YWhlS #GaryColeman #

Two minutes to midnight. 2010-01-05 Tweets.

AngryBob — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:58:00 +0000

Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I'm done. Gonna sleep now. #
Your workmate or friend could make promises today that are wel… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
This is morning, Fucking Internets. You have been warned. Unless for you, it's after noon. In which case, you're fucked. #
Feeling slightly shitty today in me guts. However, me headmeats seem to be humming along just fine. I'm gonna roll with it. #
Grrrrr. Eat. That's what Tony the Tiger was saying. Those poor kids. #
I think I'mma take the long way to work. To reflect, meditate and think about what I'm going to fuck with today. #
Awlrighty. I'm going to finish getting dressed and get the fuck outta here. #
Dog's second trip out this morning. I think she knew I was leaving and decided to fuck with me. #
By the time I get to the office, I have a renewed sense of purpose. Then I come in and realize it's all bullshit. Then I drink coffee. #
Yawn. This fucking planet bores me. #
That's planet KOSCO, btw. Not planet Earth. I fucking love planet Earth. Not that I wouldn't leave it given the right opportunity, though. #
I mean, I know where my towel is and everything. #
Is asking for a touchscreen Blackberry with a slide out qwerty keyboard that dual-boots Android asking for too fucking much? #
Anything that happens, happens. #
If I'm this tired this early, how the fuck do I expect to get anything done later? Need! More! Coffee! #
Try to understand. Try to understand. Try try try to understand, I'm the magic man. By magic, I mean something else. #
Ten minutes and then I'll eat my grapefruit and my yogurt. And when the boss comes by and teases me, I'll choke the shit out of him. #
Yep. #
How to fill my day? Don't wanna leave early. Don't want to hide under the desk and sleep… Well, yeah, but not a good idea. #
Like an asshole, I re-upgraded my cable. So now I'm watching Dexter. #

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Two minutes to midnight. 2010-01-04 Tweets.

AngryBob — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:58:00 +0000

Just finished watching the Tenth Doctor's finale. Fucking fantastic, and I don't want to talk about it. I should just go to sleep. #
Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I will do my best to keep you all safe. Sleep well. #
Your workmate or friend might have something important to tell… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. I'd rather be in bed. #
I wish I was a lot taller. Then, when I'd say: "I've had it up to HERE!", it would really fucking MEAN something. #
Anyway, new shirt on today. Courtesy of @ohjoey and @jencamillieri. Thanks again, guys! #
Also, notice I am wasting time by tweeting, rather than putting on remaining sock. What have we learned? Nothing, I'm fucking afraid. #
Cold out? Looks that way. #
Good lord, I'm not having a bad day so far. What's sad is that I see this as a bad omen as far as work is concerned. #
Boo. Heh. I bet I scared you. #
For me, 2010 starts over the course of this week. I can't put all changes and resolutions into place in one fucking day. #
RT@effeandelleRT@thatrevchap:#bonofacts Instd of an anus Bono has tiny xtra scowling face that vomits radioactive shit w/a 1/2 life of 9 yrs #
Now, if I could shrink that last re-tweet to 140 characters, why couldn't Ubertwitter? Because I am the shit, yo. #
I did my first official 2010 yelling in the office in hopes that my fucking boss will hear me and my disapproval of his diseased headmeats. #
Nothing will change through more civilized talk, so my yelling at least makes me feel better, while I hope it irritates the shit out of him. #
Rolling out of the fucking office a little early. Going to do some errands with @gantorNUMBERONE. #
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. This is why I don't fucking get dates. #
It's a good thing Joan Rivers isn't hot. Her face would melt like a Nazi at an Ark opening. #
Despite the flat-out stereotypes and racial profiling, I do sometimes miss the "Little Rascals". Also, "Timecop". #
No, I don't miss "Timecop". I just an asshole and wanted to make sure you didn't forget it exists. #
Anyone know where I can buy "Timecop" in bulk? On VHS preferably. I know what gift I'm giving everyone for everything in 2010. #
Afternoon errand delay. I don't care. I'm not at fucking work. #
Pounding out agression-turns into obsession-Gotta get some groceries. Brain must be cooking in it's own juices. Groceries are found in me. #
Awesome suckage. My shopping cart wheels locked up like they warn you they will when you've gone too far. Aprntly I've gone too fucking far. #
How do they do that? Must research. Also must find @gantorNUMBERONE with my fucking car! Don't see her by laundry. #
When I think about you, I touch myself. #sexontwitterday #
I can blow my load in 140 characters. Or less. Yes, sadly, less. #sexontwitterday #
He: Uhhnn! I'm coming!She: Did you just tweet that?He: …yes.She: I'm leaving. #sexontwitterday #

Two minutes to midnight. 2010-01-03 Tweets.

AngryBob — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:58:00 +0000

Nice time with @ohjoey and @jencamillieri. Now at Mom's. Time to get some sleep. #
Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Don't make me get my mom to kick your asses. #
Tension may surface in a relationship today, yet the apparent … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. Cold. Damn cold. Shoes and socks might have been a good idead before going outside to smoke. #
Mom making coffee in the percolator. I can't even spell that word because it's too old school. #
Are toes supposed to be blue? Didn't fucking think so. #
Coffee. Old school. http://tweetphoto.com/7937127 #
Brought up lots of stuff from Mom's basement. Now to shake the dust of nostalgia from it all to see what goes and what Goes. #

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Two minutes to midnight. 2010-01-02 Tweets.

AngryBob — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 03:58:00 +0000

Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Stay sane. #
Your idea of fun today may not be the same as someone else in … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. It's back to work for me. For the rest of you, a thousand word essay on the subject of your choice. #
That's a thousand words, in crayon. To be written in the margins of a newspaper that has the word "times" in it's name. Get to work. #
Oh, eh. #
I really need a hobby. Oh, wait, I have plenty of hobbies! I really need time for my hobbies. #
I say this because I'm looking in the face of two projects covered in dust. And shame. Dust and shame. Like most Empires eventually. #
I like me a good palindrome. RT @OneLuvGurl: Today's date just happens to be a palindrome: 01/02/2010. Rare! #
I'm gonna get going now. Get some shit done. Will see @ohjoey & family tonight. Then Mom. Not your mom. My mom. #
C'mon you fucking slacker! #
There's a lesson to be learned from my morning work experiences. Lesson is: Get the fuck out. http://myloc.me/2yqsC #
I didn't mean to tweet my location with that. What the fuck? Will it do it again, unasked? #
Moo hoo haw haw. I seem to be able to use my laptop for evil. I am now evildharmabob. Kneel before Zod, fuckers! #
Sneaking out for a smoke. Well… Not sneaking. #
About to get on the fucking road to Staten Island. Then Brooklyn. I know y'alluns are jealous. #
Because I'm talking about the road. #
In Staten Island. I am arrived. #

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Two minutes to midnight. 2010-01-01 Tweets.

AngryBob — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:58:00 +0000

Listening to #SCOTS in Olivebridge, NY. #
Yeah! RT @abigvictory: Here comes the year we make contact. With your mom. #
13 minutes left on the East Coast USA to keep your 09 Resolutions. I have faith in you all. Fucking slackers. #
Watching the NYE on Fox to see if the channel goes to shit at midnight. #TWCvsFOX #
Every FOX show I watch can be seen on the HULU. Fucking FOX. #
Beyonce, you seem to be having trouble with them stairs. I blame myself. Don't ask the fuck why. #
The kids are drunk on sparkling grape juice. And sparkling grape juice boxes. #
Happy New Year from US East! MMX! 2K10! Two thousand and ten! Woooooooot! #
Boo! Time to start thinking about leaving. Work at 7 am. Boo! Boo! Fucking KOSCO! Boo! #
Home. Had a lovely time in Olivebridge. Dropped kid off at @gantorNUMBERONE's and am now home and in bed. #
Note: One half of the "giggling girls" is equal to one "kid". I guess giggling is best done in groups. #
Happy, very happy New Year to everyone. And I mean it. I want to see most of you fuckers smiling! #
Just realized that tomorrow is fucking Friday, and not fucking Saturday. Told kid I wouldn't see her until Sunday night. I lied. #
Which is good. I was lamenting the amount of fucking sleep I would get before driving down to the city after work. I can has sleep tomorrow! #
Listening to some guy doing Cab Calloway covers on #NPR. Fucking nice. God bless Cab Calloway, Betty Boop and all of you. #
Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Hope you're all having fun. Hope you're all safe. Hope you're all well. Except that guy. Fuck you, that guy. #
If you want some peace and quiet today, you might have to come… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good afternoon Fucking Internets. Been a busy morning start for New Years Day. Another usually traditional slow day here. Ah, well. 6 hrs. #
Me and Paul gotta figure out what we're doing for lunch. I am hongry. #
About another hour before we get the fuck out of here. #
I just told some woman with a house filled with smoke to shut off her boiler. She acted like I told her to shove a weasel in her ass. #

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Two minutes to midnight. 2009-12-31 Tweets.

AngryBob — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:58:00 +0000

Goodnight, Fucking Internets. You're allowed one phone call. Make it good. #
Today's Lunar Eclipse in your sign can reveal unresolved tensi… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. Snow. As if you didn't know, locals. #
Still at work. Things finally settling down. Gonna leave soon. Pick up giggling girls and head to Olivebridge to bRing in the New Year. #
#10yearsago I was thinking about moving to NC. Some things never change. #
RT@ElleVee:Fuck 2009 right in the goddamn ear, let it eat shit and DIE (even though some great things happened) and may 2010 be all we want. #
Happy New Year Pacifica, Asia, and large Chunks of Africa and Europe. May Springheel Jack bring you lots and lots of goodies. #
Resolution for MMX: More tweetups. You guys are all fantastic. Just fantastic. Magnificent, even. #
I'd like to go to more fancy dress parties in MMX. Not like, black fucking tie. But like, costumes. And then I will wear a black tie. #
Yikes! RT @abigvictory: Going to shove my iPod up my ass then shit out my entire music catalog. #digitalcleanse #
Okay, fuckhead. Get dressed. #
Waiting for giggling girls. Can't leave without giggling girls. #
In Olivebridge @ Chris & Trish's for New Year's Eve. Me, them, two giggling girls, two giggling boys, Chuck & Tara (not giggling). #
Doing a shot of the Jaeger. #

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Two minutes to midnight. 2009-12-30 Tweets.

AngryBob — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:58:00 +0000

You are able to find balance today between the noisy outer wor… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. Planning and plotting. Plotting and planning. #
Getting a decent cup of coffee at the Hess. They brew the DnD here. Ain't great but better than the fuck swill in the office. #
Home. Teenage girl cleaning her room. Heading to her mom's, shortly. #
Well, day is complete. Burned my hand because some fuck put a hole in the QuickChek cup. Snapped at the kid and realized that my day sucked. #
For good measure, I should kick the dog. No, not really. #
I'm going to hit the reset on my shitty mood. Hug the kid, pet the dog and go to bed thinking "Tomorrow will be a better day." #
My main resolution for MMX: I aim to misbehave. #browncoats #
Okay! Enough sulking outdoors! Too cold for that shit anyways. #
RT @sanetv: We'll betTweeting Farscape quotes all New Year's Eve. RT and tell your friends! #farscape #scaper #farscaperewatch #quotes #
Resolutions for MMX: Thanksgiving will be an MST3K Marathon. Turkeys and Cheese. #
"Frell me dead." – Aeryn Sun #Farscape #
Sometimes, I wouldn't mind being frozen until the year 3000. #Futurama #

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Two minutes to midnight. 2009-12-29 Tweets.

AngryBob — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:58:00 +0000

You have a lot going on within your imagination today, but you… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning Fucking Internets. I have little idea of events in past 24 hours. I am so caught up on sleep now, I can stay up for two days. #
Now the post Christmas ritual of scanning the past years lottery tickets to see if I can get fucking smokes. #
Fuck. It's Katona's Birthday. The traditional marker that your New Years resolutions are due. Also, Happy Birthday, man! #
Shoes would be a good idea before leaving the house. Yes. Fucking headmeats are still not warmed up. #
Listening to the "Rocket from the Crypt" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/MM37 #
I've had it up to here with Captain Fuck-ass today. In case you can't see, "up to here" is a spot roughly 6 inches above my head. #
Out of fuckwork. Picking up three giggling girls and heading to @gantorNUMBERONE's for coffee and hellos. Well, two giggling girls anyways. #
Word! RT @DionRoy: Last.FM on my XBOX is AMAZING! Why did I wait so long?! #
Best feature of last.fm on Xbox is that my picture is on my library. This makes the 3 year old say: "I wanna watch Mondo!" #
Will probably fly home from North Carolina. Not today. Valentines Day. #
We is at Red Lobster, waiting on a Birthday boy. By boy, I mean he's pushing 40. Like, getting close. By birthday, I mean Fucking birthday. #
Yeah. Look at this picture and tell me what the fucking odds are that we're getting fresh lobster tonight. http://tweetphoto.com/7540547 #
It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago. By cold I mean, like witch's tit. By Winnebago I mean my balls. #
The fine folk at #RedLobster seem to have gotten "waiting" down. #
#ChineseDemocracy was actually the working title for #Avatar, @MarkDiLullo. Axl won the race. #
But srsly, I was thinking for the past ten years that #ChineseDemocracy was a joke album title. Like Axl was being clever. As fucking if. #

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Two minutes to midnight. 2009-12-28 Tweets.

AngryBob — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 03:58:00 +0000

Although you might feel as if you are being pressured into acc… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. This is a test of the Emergency Coffee System. I have coffee. All is well. #
Waiting for Mom to get fully situated before deciding what to do today. #
Also two giggling teenage girls sleeping in my living room. No, they're not giggling now. But they were, god help me. They were. #

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