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Two minutes to midnight. 2009-07-03 Twitters.

  • At work. I got here late after falling asleep on couch. Fucking couch. Good morning, fucking internets! #
  • About to watch South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut at work. Brought movies in as opposed to TV, for the other guy working. #
  • The phones are so fucking busy today. People think all the offices are open. Taking 3 hours to watch half hour of South Park. #
  • My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/srNCK #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-07-02 Twitters.

  • Late. Maryellen home safe. Bed. Goodnight, fucking internets. #
  • Working working working. Fuck fuck fuck. Coffee coffee coffee. Good morning, fucking internets. #
  • People who fill their tanks, and leave car at pump to shop in Stewarts afterwards need to be killed softly with my song. My song is fuck you #
  • Home. While some of you fuckers are planning long weekends away from work, I am planning a long weekend at work. But: mad overtime ftt! #
  • That’s ftt “for the tie”. It’s a win/lose thing. #
  • I’m in Delhi, picking up the daughter. Been an off day, hopefully having my girl back will get me right. #
  • My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/srNCK #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-07-01 Twitters.

  • Good morning, fucking internets. Waking up at the ass end of dawn getting easier. Coffee and out the fucking door. #
  • Happy Canada Day! I plan on celebrating our Northern neighbors by watching Strange Brew, South Park Canadian themed episodes and Ha(Kids)ll #
  • RT @sanetv: Celebrate diversity! http://tinyurl.com/njsxxg #diversity #farscape #
  • Ha(Kids)ll = Kids In The Hall. I was being clever. Or, at least I though I was anyway. Fucking heathens. ;) #
  • Listening to new Rancid (thx again @ohjoey). By the time I got back to this tweet, now listening to The Clash-London Calling. #
  • Will hit and run on blip.fm from time to time today. S’okay? S’all-fucking-right! #
  • WTF!? It’s fucking July? While I knew this, the weight of it just fucking hit me. How the fuck did we get to July so fucking fast? #
  • Heh. That means we’re like 18 days from my birthday. Let me tell you: life begins at 40. It just gets harder to enjoy it. #
  • Blip ‘n run! Rhumba time! Mike Watt - Three Girl Rhumba ♫ http://blip.fm/~96zxk #
  • Bom dia! ♫ http://blip.fm/~97039 #
  • I’m at the main dispatch desk. This is where I’ll be all week next week. Try the veal. #
  • On this Canada Day, I would like to share my brother’s rendition of the Canadian Nat Anthem. “Oh, Canada… er… Fuck everybody else!” #
  • My brother likes Canada. Favorite movies growing up was Strange Brew and Rock ‘n Rule. The latter was a Canime film that kicked ass. #
  • Canime is Canadian Animation. See: “Oh, Canada” as well. Do they still do that? How’s that for mensa @sktrthtr? #
  • If you want to understand a culture, watch their animation. Seriously. #
  • Realizing now, that William Shatner actually looks Canadian circa South Park Canadians. #
  • All of my favorite Canadians are on Twitter. Well, a bunch of them anyway. #
  • Abso-fucking-lutely pissing here in New Seattle, NY. And that’s okay. Watching Star Trek streaming wirelessly from laptop to TV. #tversity #
  • But I don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. #morefuckingrain #
  • RT Josh on Facebook: “Don’t wear other peoples’ socks people. It’s like underwear for your feet. Would you wear other people’s underwear?” #
  • Gonna reheat some ziti while I admire Sulu’s fuck-up for saving the Enterprise. #startrek #
  • More Star Trek nitpicking. Why aren’t we scanning the starship debris around Vulcan for survivors? Fleet of Red Shirts. Sigh. #
  • And how the fuck can Chekov pronounce his name (PaVel ChekoV), but not Wulcan, wodka or wessels? #
  • Without my kid here, the TV and couch are my best friends. :( #
  • Watching Blood Diamond. Liking it despite my insane Leo hate. #
  • Really need to know where and how BFF Maryellen is. :/ #
  • My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/srNCK #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-30 Twitters.

  • Good morning, fucking internets. Here I am at work. Yep. KOSCO’s Cavalcade of Bullshit! (Insert creepy/happy circus organ music here). #
  • Listening to Slacker on my BlackBerry this morning. Plugged into my Cubite speaker. Mission of Burma. Fucking joy. #
  • Lost a cup of coffee this morning. Now drinking the fucking swill that passes here. Passes through moose bowel, anyway. #coffeemasochist #
  • Going to spend my afternoon on my poor, poor, neglected fucking internets. :( Poor internets. #
  • ((HUGS)) smile @kdamato, @tweethug loves you! #
  • Something I Learned Today - Husker Du. Actually, I have learned nothing today. Someone, hit me with some fuckin… ♫ http://blip.fm/~952la #
  • Raining in Upstate NY again. How are things in your neck o’ woods @eSandberg? ♫ http://blip.fm/~95lqr #
  • Some fIREHOSE on a rainy afternoon. Powerful Hankerin’ ♫ http://blip.fm/~95oe7 #
  • When I has to go out into them deep woods with them mountain follk, I like to meet them halfway on the music th… ♫ http://blip.fm/~95p06 #
  • More SCOTS - Funnel Of Love ♫ http://blip.fm/~95p4o #
  • reblipping @DownLow for this “big baboon” cover of Spider Man ♫ http://blip.fm/~95pgg #
  • “Demented Are Go!” also do a nice cover of Funnel Of Love @indiefriendlyhttp://blip.fm/~95pns #
  • Mmmm… 45rpm. How I miss the Rice Crispies kids in my speakers. Wanda Jackson - Funnel of Love. It’s bound to … ♫ http://blip.fm/~95qcw #
  • MJ may have been a huge, multi-million record selling Mofo, but I’d bet D.Boon was more influential to music on… ♫ http://blip.fm/~95qqu #
  • Leaving you with a little Rocket Roll! See y’all later! ♫ http://blip.fm/~95r9l #
  • RT @evablue: lmao. i just got slapped with this youtuber on the facebook http://bit.ly/e0hHh how did i miss this gem from 2006? @dharmabob #
  • Alright, not getting a lot of fucking work done. Mostly playing catch-up. #
  • Also: dip in pool and walk on hiatus, thanks to the fact that we now seem to live in rain country. #
  • Places I would rather be when I wake up: 1. Shot through a wormhole to another part of the universe. #farscape #
  • Places I would rather be when I wake up: 2. New New York, New Years Eve 2999. #futurama #
  • Places I would rather be when I wake up: 3. Elsewhere in the ‘verse, out in the black. #firefly #
  • Places I would rather be when I wake up: 4. On the Heart of Gold, on my way to Milliways. #hhgttg #h2g2 #
  • Places I would rather be when I wake up: 5. On the Tardis. #doctorwho #
  • Hmmm… Too much sci-fi lately? Nah. #
  • I should investigate my fundage. See what I should do for dinner. Kid still in Masonville=Nobody to cook for. I don’t cook for one often. #
  • I hereby swear, I will never own an eBook or audio book that I do not also own in print. On paper. #
  • Rapid tweets usually mean I’m avoiding something. Trying to figure out now what it might fucking be. #
  • Okay. Going to fucking QuickCheck for QuickChek dinner. Which will be yummy sub and yummy soup. I hope. Hmmm… #
  • I miss my car. Hope it will come back tomorrow. #
  • I’m starting to readjust to working days. 9:30 and I’m beat. Last week I was headed into work. #
  • The dog misses the kid as much as I do. I’m not as fucking mopey and pathetic though. Mostly. #
  • But nothing burns as bad as when Sci-Fi cancelled #Farscape and replaced it with “Tremors: The Series” @BadAstronomer #
  • The series makes the movie look fucking brilliant. Not saying much. #
  • #Farscape 2.7 “Green Eyed Monster” In which jealousy rears its ugly and monstrous budong head. And I will fall asleep, waiting on a wormhole #
  • #Farscape 3.9 “Losing Time” In which we get possessed, melted, and I’m still fucking awake. #farscaperewatch #
  • Good night, fucking internets. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-29 Twitters.

  • Good morning, fucking internets. How many ways can I fuck things up today? We’re gonna find out. C’mon! #
  • Good morning Blip-stars. It’s 7:30 est. Rhumba time. ♫ http://blip.fm/~92n6j #
  • Wow. Working days is a fucking trip, man. It’s nice that everybody remembers who I am. Mostly. Apparently some thought I was dead. #
  • Which would explain the flowers, candles and sugar skulls I would find on my desk occasionally. #
  • Shit, one of the older ladies just saw me, screamed and gave me the ward-off against the evil eye. #
  • As people get used to having me back in the office, they’re starting to remember why things were better without me. #
  • Apparently, I say “fuck” a lot. #
  • I have no brain for work today. Blip still working mysteriously. No complaints, though I fear it’s a fucking trap. #
  • I really want a shot of whisky. Now. And a beer. Whisky and a beer. And a fucking sammich. Hook me up, kids! #
  • My workday anthem. Mission of Burma- That’s When I Reach For My Revolver ♫ http://blip.fm/~92vkd #
  • Just wrapped #farscape season 3 collection 1. Sorry for lack of updates. Taking collection 2 to bed with me. May just sleep though. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-28 Twitters.

  • Good afternoon, fucking internets. Mom is here! Say hi to Mom! http://mypict.me/6fLo #
  • Going to get brunch with Mom, Chuck and… Tara. Yay!/Yay. #
  • Had French Onion Soup. Waiting on my fucking burger. Also: drinking coffee. #
  • Kid crying next to us. I don’t mind so much, but tempted to say: “I’ll give you something to cry about!” Then hit his fucking dumb parents. #
  • As Seen on TV: Billy Mays image burned into the ShamWow they covered him with. The Vatican displaying it. The ShamWow of Tampa. #
  • As Seen on TV: billy mays harder to riff on than MJ. And since my mom is here, giving up now. Sorry. Also: Told Billy Mays not Shamwow guy. #
  • As Seen on TV: Celebrities flocking places of worship. Church of Scientology and Center for Kabbalah(sp) report surge in membership/profit. #
  • As Seen on Tv: Patrick Swayze considered ironically luckiest celebrity ever. #
  • Celebrity death rumor: Paula Poundstone dead! Apparently she choked to death eating a Brownie. #
  • This is the pig that Maryellen got on CraigsList. It was in her car for a week b4 coming here to the Kingston Zoo. http://mypict.me/6hte #
  • #Farscape 2.19-2.21 “Liars, Guns & Money” rewatched over weekend. 2.22 “Die Me Dichotomy” on now. #farscaperewatch #
  • This really is a great #farscape episode. Aeryn is chasing Crichton/Harvey through ice canyons. #
  • Aeryn’s taking the plunge into the icy lake. Oh! Funeral. :( #
  • Starting Season 3 of Farscape. #farscaperewatch. #
  • #Farscape 3.1 “Season of Death” In which things get fixed, at a heavy frelling cost. #
  • Ewwww. Scorpius just sucked down a chunk of Crichton’s brain. #tasty #farscape #farscaperewatch #
  • Ah, season 3 credits Crichton voiceover. #frellingawesome #farscaperewatch #
  • I am amazed that it has not rained today. #
  • Good night, fucking internets. Up early for work tomorrow. See you then. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-27 Twitters.

  • Okay. Easy fix for me, wouldn’t have been for the guy on though. So I won’t kick his ass. #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. Back at work. The sun was up when I got up. It feels… wrong. Like a touch from Michael Jackson. #
  • Even though I slept last night, body wants to sleep now. “Bedtime!” it says. “Fuck you,” says I. And where’s the whisky? #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-26 Twitters.

  • Starting Season Two Collection Three Disc One Side A of #Farscape. #
  • #Farscape 2.15 “Won’t Get Fooled Again”. In which Crichton goes back to Earth again, but not really. Again. #
  • We have officially met and named Harvey. #Farscape 2.15 #farscaperewatch #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo: Corey Feldman just chimed in about Michael Jackson. Ladies & gentlemen that noise you just heard, is closure. #
  • #Farscape 2.16 “The Locket” In which Stark returns and Crichton gets some practice playing old guy. Will come in handy for Stargate finale. #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. Coming at you, live from work. Will stick around a bit this morning, seeing as how I might not work tonight #
  • However, it is time for a smoke and some fucking caffiene. #
  • Gonna take a leak, then get the fuck outta the office. Coffee, shopping and no more nights. Official as of this am. #
  • Weird. Just realized that Michael Jackson had the same birthday as my Mother and youngest little’un. Well, more cake for them! #
  • #followfriday @Kathy_Writer @sillie1981 - because they’re cool and I follow them and they ff’d me this morning. Thanks! #
  • Will have more #followfridays later today. Must shower and start doing things that don’t involve the fucking mockery of dead celebs. #
  • Showered and dozed off for short bit. Now I’m gonna do some running around. Well, driving and walking really. Don’t want to see me run. #
  • Umm… I don’t want to worry anyone, but… Who’s got Michael Jackson’s kids? #homealone #
  • Took my sister and my kid to diner for dinner. Met up with @sleepjunky and @MarkDiLullo @ Barnes & Noble. did fucking dishes. Now tv & bed. #
  • Guess where I am? That’s right! Work! Hopefully only for a few minutes. 2nd shift guy having trouble closing the office. Fuckity fuck fuck. #
  • I am SO putting this time in for at LEAST an hour. I was in bed, motherfuckers. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-25 Twitters.

  • #Farscape 2.12 “Look at the Princess 2: I Do, I Think” In which Crichton strikes a pose, only to lose his head. #farscaperewatch #
  • #Farscape 2.13 “Look at the Princess Part 3: The Maltese Crichton” Oh, this is where Crichton loses his head. Oops. #farscaperewatch #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. Counting down. Hoping to get out of here soon. Needs me a nap. Today not as busy. #
  • Not much longer. Getting the fuck out. Out, damn fuck! #
  • What to do today? Other than nap. Nice break from the busy busy fucking week this started out as. Maybe swim? Walk? More nap? #
  • Good afternon, fucking internets. Awake, showered and have coffee and smoke. #
  • Really don’t feel like working any more this week. I really fucking don’t. Oh well. #
  • My sister is playing snippets of songs on her iPod, “Have you heard this song?” I have heard them all. Even the sucky ones. #
  • She just stumped me with Britney Fucking Spears. #
  • Also just stumped me with Poison. I’m no @MarkDiLullo #80’sHairMetal #
  • Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sees them approach and says “Is this some kind of joke?” #
  • My Ouija board confirms Michael Jackson is 75% dead. The other 25% that was cloned from Diana Ross lives, and will go into the studio soon. #
  • Ouija Board confirms, Michael Jackson will return as a zombie. Plans to record album “Iranian Democracy” to be released in 2023. #
  • Oujia board says Michael Jackson to re-film Thriller video. “Won’t believe the realism.” #
  • Michael Jackson has transferred conciousness to cyborg built on the frame of John Merrick’s skeleton. Proclaims this “Judgement Day” #
  • Michael Jackson cyborg to use SkyNet to go back in time and find John Connor as a young boy. Do I need to finish this thought? #
  • Ouija board says Ed McMahon upset with me. More upset with Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson for stealing his thunder. Hey-oh! #
  • Michael Jackson T800: I need your clothes, your keds and the keys to your tricycle. No, just put the clothes over there. #
  • Just remember, that Michael Jackson’s death is one of the signs that will open the way for the return of Elvis Presley. The true King of Pop #
  • Breaking news: Lisa-Marie Presley-Jackson-Cage said to be in mourning, seclusion and depression. So, nothing new there. #
  • RT @changstein: @dharmabob That means he came thru nehked. Ewww. #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo: Michael Jackson’s new world tour to be conducted in closed casket…I am ashamed of myself. #
  • RT @abigvictory: MICHAEL JACKSON KILLED THE INTERNET. #
  • RTed @warrenellis: O my god BBC R trotting out Uri Geller. wht’s he going 2 do, make Michael Jackson a new heart out of bent fucking spoons? #
  • Note: I shrank @warrenellis tweet on rt. He don’t tweet like a 12 year old text girl. #
  • Ouija-net confirms: Michael Jackson T800 sick of my shit. Coming for ME now. As a young boy, natch. #
  • Michael Jackson Ouija’d to Macaully Culkin: “I’ll see you in hell.” Apparently, the afterlife is Culkin’s career. #
  • Ouija board confirms: Music Terrorist Michael Jackson in heaven. Upset with 72 virgins. All girls above the age of 15. #
  • Ouija board update: Michael Jackson quoted as saying “Oh, I see! This is hell!” #
  • Accuweather reports area of atmospheric instability over LA as tens of thousands of young boys breathe sigh of relief. #
  • This just in: Jackson Family threatens to sue me. Defamation of character. Apparently they want me to stop using their last name. #
  • Too soon? #
  • Michael Jackson’s death confirmed by reliable media sources. TMZ breathes sigh of relief. #
  • Ouija board message from Michael Jackson to me: “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little boy too!” #
  • Unconfirmed: South Park creators scrambling to have Michael Jackson special to be aired tomorrow. #rumorsistarted #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson heart attack brought on my wardrobe malfunction. Last words: “These Osh-kosh zippers and snaps will kill me!” #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson’s death caused by Iranian government. Pic: Banner reads: “Mission Accomplished” Ayatolah in a jumpsuit. #
  • RT @bonniegrrl: In happier news, Abe Vigoda is ALIVE! http://bit.ly/FM9Q3 #
  • Unconfirmed: Twitter to suspend @dharmabob’s account for being such an asshole. #
  • Unconfirmed: Jon & Kate to announce reunion to get spotlight back. #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson’s death caused by investigating Carradine’s death. Demonstration of auto-aphyxiation gone wrong. #
  • Confirmed: I can’t spell asphyxiation. #
  • So… Anything interesting happen today? #
  • Ouija Boards, Cyborgs and Dead Celebrities. This is where my brain was this afternoon. #
  • RT @CargoCulte: Does this mean that Paul McCartney will get the rights back to the Beatles songs that MJ jacked? #
  • This just in: Paul Mcartney denies any involvement in Michael Jackson’s death. Points finger at Iran. #
  • Unconfirmed: Weird Al stock dropping on HSX on news of Michael Jackson’s death. #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by swine flu complications. Did not understand: Suckling Pig. #
  • Michael Jackson’s caused my BlackBerry battery to run low. Damn you, MJ!! #
  • I am amazed to find that I have lost no followers on twitter at this time. #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo Apparently Jackson died and took Bob Geldoff’s reputation with him. #
  • Confirmed: Jeff Goldblum dies falling on top of Tom Hanks in New Zealand! http://bit.ly/pLMva #
  • This horrible storm coming my way, is Michael Jackson coming to me from Valhalla. C’mon, MJ! Bring it! #
  • In the car. Heading for QuickChek and work. Will continue #farscaperewatch tonight. Will find hidden Michael Jackson refs. #
  • Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by food poisoning from eating 11 year old weiner. Source: Bob Benton @ KOSCO. #
  • Unconfirmed: Jeff Goldblum started rumor of his death himself. Says he was proving a point. People love MJ more, despite the boy-touching. #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo: THis just in: Madonna has gone into an underground bunker. Not taking any chances today. #
  • #Farscape 2.14 “Beware of Dog”. In which Crichton starts losing his mind, and Chiana brings Michael Jackson’s chimp, Bubbles, aboard. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-24 Twitters.

  • I am so fucking ready to go. I’m exhausted, and while not as long as yesterday’s list, today’s to-do’s are fucking LOOMING. #
  • And a very Happy Birthday to my brother Chuck. We’re now the same age for almost a month before I pull back into the fucking lead! #
  • Nnnggh! Blarg! Huh! Damn you sleep! (Shakes fist at pillow). Okay, I’m up now. Much to do. Go! Go! Kill! Fuck! #
  • Okay, shower then must hit shopping @ record speeds. Still need to make b-day dinner for bro. #
  • Showered. Where the fuck are my pants? Damn you, pants! #
  • Drinking a Coney Island Lager while making sauce. Tasty on both. #
  • It’s raining like a mother fucker. #
  • Oh. Apparently the Big Bang was Ronald McDonald just fucking around. #
  • Consensus is Transformers 2 is just terrible. I have to see it in the theater anyway, so Michael Bay can shock and awe me with BOOM! Chaos. #
  • At work. Chuck’s b-day dinner and cake was nice. #
  • #Farscape 2.9 “Out Of Their Minds”. In which we fall back on the “brain-swap” story. But do it right. Best brain swap ever. #
  • #Farscape 2.9 “Have we sent the ‘don’t shoot us, we’re pathetic’ transmission yet?” #
  • #Farscape 2.9 One thing that makes this brain-swap ep. so good, is the ‘realistic’ reactions. Crichton giggling his/Aeryn’s boobs for examp. #
  • I mean, Gilligan never played with Ginger’s boobs in their brain-swap episode. (Did he swap with Ginger? Do I really care?) #
  • Everybody on #Farscape really did a great job with voice and body language. Seems like this ep. was lots of fucking fun to shoot. #
  • Also brilliant is the ‘photo ids’ the crew is wearing. #Farscape #
  • #Farscape 2.10 In which we get “My Three Crichtons”. One of which is offended by Geico’s Caveman commercials. #
  • Oh, Chuck pretending to blow out his candles. Ceiling fan did the real job. Fucking ceiling fan. http://mypict.me/5wLY #
  • Girls waiting for Cake. Apparently, they really like Cake. http://mypict.me/5wO6 #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-23 Twitters.

  • #Farscape 1.22 “Family Ties” In which Rygel fucks up, Crais switches side and we show the A-Team how a plan should come together. Mostly. #
  • #Farscape 2.1 “Mind the Baby” In which we start season 2 after the cliffhanger end of season 1. #
  • Fuck, my ass is getting flatter and wider the longer I work in this shithole. #4000 #
  • #Farscape 2.2 “Vitas Mortis”. In which some old Luxan lady does some stuff. And Crichton’s got some decent threads. #
  • And yeah, tweet #4000 was a lame joke about my ass. What can I say? Just wait until #5000. #
  • #Farscape 2.3 “Taking the Stone” in which Chiana gets all bummed and joins Fight Club. Alright, not quite. #
  • Okay, really it’s more like Chiana joins the goth/rave excitement gang. #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. Hope to be outta here by 8 this morning. Have much napping to do. #
  • Paul’s in. He’s sick of my piss poor attitude at 6am. Which is fair, since I’m sick of this shit too. #
  • Ed: Do you need an attitude adjustment?Me: No, no. I’m very happy with my piss-poor attitude, thank you. #
  • Almost confirmed that this is the last week of nights. Will be coming in a bit earlier in the eve rest of this week though. #
  • Gone past 8. Still in office. Probably wind up here til 9. Would get more done if I didn’t tweet this. Oh fuck. Already did. Shit. #
  • On my way home now. Thanks @sleepjunky! Hopefully sleep will occur. Too much sun, and getting late! #
  • Thanks for the heads up re: woot-off @ohjoey. I will now avoid woot.com at all costs. ;) #
  • Home. Despite wanting to sleep, I’m holding off while the sun is fucking out. Mow the lawn, mother-fucker! Nobody else will. #
  • Actually, mildly unfair. The kid offers to mow the lawn, but frankly that fucking scares me a bit. Probably also unfair. #
  • Ed McMahon is dead. So… I guess he won’t mow my fucking lawn. Hey-oh! #
  • Done with the lawn. That push-reel mower is possibly the best thing I have bought myself in the past fucking year. #
  • I used to use a weed eater for the whole thing (my grassy yard area is small), which took too long for the size, and always looked shitty. #
  • Perfectly manicured it’s not. Think I fucking care though? I think it suits me nicely. Compare with my avatar. http://mypict.me/5bKE #
  • I am NOT losing my fucking hair. It’s all still here, it’s just being moved around a little. #
  • If I could get a hair transplant from my back, I’d be a fucking brown-haired Fabio. Remember him? Well, stop. He don’t quite deserve it. #
  • These are the tweets you’ve been missing when I sleep during the fucking day. And you know you missed them. #
  • Confirmed. #UberTwitter update is better on battery life. Haven’t had this much juice left in quite a while. #BlackBerry #
  • My to-do list today far fucking outweighs the possibilities of getting it all done. Should I go for it anyway? #
  • I’ll tell you after my next smoke, whether it’s to be sleep, or insanity for me today. #
  • Lawn, nap, went up to the college, did pool maintainence and now driving to Delhi to pick up sweet sister Cheree. Some traveling music pls? #
  • Home from picking up my sister. Now to figure out what to do next. What. To. Fucking. Do. Next. #
  • I am so beat. And I’m not fucking done yet. May need to lock the doors at work tonight. Zzzzzzzzz ;) #
  • Going to go pick up pizza. Yay. Fucking pizza. #
  • At work early. Feel like frelling dren. That’s ‘fucking shit’ to any non-scapers out there. Will commence #Farscape re-watch later this eve. #
  • Orig BSG made it cool to swear in made up words. Farscape made it cooler. New BSG cooler still. Frak! Frelling piece of dren! Motherfrakker! #
  • Of course, #Firefly was so frakking cool, they swore in Chinese. Frelling Whedon is the fucking man. #
  • And thus ends the sci-fi swearing bit for the evening. I’m gonna get some gorram work done. #
  • Good god yawll! #
  • I have to admit some bias, but I am now really hating the ’stache avatar I’m using now. Could also be sleep dep. but I think not just. Huh.? #
  • Hey! Blip! That’s When I Reach For My Revolver - Mission of Burma ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rsls #
  • It sure ain’t. This Ain’t No Picnic - Minutemen ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rt3v #
  • More Minutemen - For the people on the Facebook and the Twitter. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rtlb #
  • I like Mos Def even more after he played Ford in HHGTTG (or H2G2). ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rudi #
  • A little more Mos Def - Jam On It , and now I really need to get some work done. Ears on, kids. Thanks! ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rukk #
  • And now because I miss Douglas Adams more now than I did earlier today. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rvg4 #
  • Also for DNA while I work. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rvkq #
  • I’ve lost track, but I’m on some sort of wind. Not flatulence. Going to burn through some work while it lasts. #
  • Geriatricidal Tendencies#coolbandsmadeuncool #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-22 Twitters.

  • Good morning, fucking internets. Spent the night watching Kings. Not too shabby a show. No BSG though. #
  • rlly just fucking sick & tired of all sorts of shit ths morning. 2 much fucking bullshit in the air. & I dont even own a fucking bull. #
  • Woke up in a state of half-undress. Last time that happened, I was relatively sure aliens were involved. Not the kind from space either. ;) #
  • This should be the last week of nights. Maybe for real this fucking time. Then if the place gets robbed or burned, not my fucking fault, FTW #
  • So gd afternoon, fucking internets. i’m awake, apparently still alive & abt 2 go hunt dn sum coffee & stab it w/ a pointed stick. #
  • Oh, and as fun and useful as ’shrink tweet’ is on UberTwitter? Makes you sound like a fucking text-tard. Shrink that, fucker. #
  • O, & as fun & useful as ’shrink tweet’ is on UberTwitter? Makes U sound lk a fucking text-tard. shrnk that, fucker. (Oh, it did) #
  • I really should put the phone down and shower and then hunt that coffee down. Need that fucking coffee. Need it. Garrrr. #
  • Hmmm… almost at 4000. Kids were in the pool, Angela babysitting Dulcinea and I’m gonna make up some pork chops for dinner. Fucking swine. #
  • Oh, and though I no longer sport that ’stache, changed my iconatar to that half-asleep messed up ’stache pic. #
  • I’ve made it to work. Nice little stack of work here waiting for me. #Farscape rewatch recommences in about an hour. #
  • I’ll have to see where I am on my updates. Don’t want #4000 to be some lame joke about my fucking ass. #
  • #Farscape 1.21 “Bone To Be Wild”. Mostly slept through it the other night, so re-rewatching. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-21 Twitters.

  • At Snappers with @sillie1981, @scary1725 and @Ruadh (blip) along with not tweet/blippers Kathleen and ChickenButt. #
  • Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” on the Jukebox, @ohjoey :) #
  • Still @ Snappers. Rev. Horton Heat on the jukebox. Think we’re winding down though. Fucking down. #
  • wht the fuck is ths “shrink tweet” on the new UberTwitter? Must play w/. #
  • O, I C. It does wht I do when I break 140 characters. #
  • Oh, hey! Happy Father’s Day to all you fathers and single moms. Represent!! #
  • Well, not ALL you single moms. Some of you actually procreated with semi to fully decent guys. Kudos to them if you gots one. #
  • I’m done with the bar. Need diner. Badly. Diner, then bed. Alone is just fine tonight. I’m fucking beat. #
  • At the diner. See? This is my fucking diner! W00t! http://mypict.me/4NWl #
  • I am just coming to after a coma induced by the lack of sleep I get during the week. No, the beer probably didn’t fucking help. #
  • So, good afternoon, fucking internets. And happy fathers day to all y’all fathers/father figures. #
  • Shower, shave and a frontal assault on what’s left of today before I have to get to work. #
  • At Happy Pancake Land with Angela, Josh is coming to meet up with us. FTW! #
  • While waiting for Josh. We had loaded potato skins. We were going to save some for Josh, but we eated it. #
  • Okay, internets. I’m on my way to fucking work. Should’ve left already, but I’m still trying to be a little bit of a slacker. Fucking work. #
  • Watching NBC’s Kings on Hulu. I think it’s pretty fucking good. Why haven’t I heard of this before Hulu stumble? #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-20 Twitters.

  • Good morning, fucking internets. Somehow managed 8 hours of sleep. On the couch. Need coffee and cigarette fucking NOW. #
  • Jumping in the shower. Not recommended. Might slip and hurt yourself. But, I run with scissors, so here I go. Fucking wheeeeee! #
  • Okay. Leaving now for Masonville. See you all later. Oh! I will try and get picture of the huge fucking cow. #
  • Snapper Magees. Going to drink fucking beer. #
  • This… This is my fucking beer! http://mypict.me/4M3O #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-19 Twitters.

  • #Farscape 1.19 “Nerve”. Where we meet Scorpius, and the shit starts hitting the fan, big time. This is where the series really starts. #
  • #mysideyourside Stark, Crais, Scorpy and PK Barbie. #
  • #Farscape 1.20 “The Hidden Memory”. In which Moya gives birth, and the crew rescues Crichton and the “Space Chase” really frelling begins. #
  • #Farscape 1.21 “Bone To Be Wild”. In which we meet a nice young lady who hungers for your skull. #
  • Oh, we also get the Burns/Smithers team-up of Scorpy/Bracca. #farscape #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. About to head home, drive kid to school and maybe take a nap. Maybe. Maybe a bagel this morning. Maybe. #
  • RT @Allayna: Dear PETA - Sit down, shut up about the fly thing already in reply to Allayna #
  • Hey there, fucking internets. Awake, washed. Not quite dressed. Still devices off on twitter, so DM me if you need me. #
  • Got some errands to run, including new Chucks. All my old Chucks are now condemned. Fucking condemnation. #
  • New fucking Chucks. Went for the Navy rather than my usual black. I’m such a fucking rebel! http://mypict.me/4uFp #
  • Maryellen needs to be on twitter. Her life is worth following on so many levels. #
  • Example: Went to pay for my car, which I didn’t even want fucking fixed. They want $450, fucking Tim’s on Broadway. #
  • Gantor: I wouldn’t even pay for this unauthorized shit if they weren’t going to start charging me storage. I didn’t fucking ask for repair. #
  • Gantor: Great! John just told Tim, what goes around, comes around. Now he won’t take my money, threw it back at me. #
  • Gantor: Fucking Tim just jumped John. I just want my fucking car. #
  • Gantor: Cops say can’t do shit. Technically we,re tresspassing. They can arrest both of them. Tim’s Auto sucks ass. #
  • Gantor: got my car, just got back to work. They caught my bf shoplifting on camera. This is all b4 noon. #
  • Gantor: my best friend @dharmabob came to stop in. Thank fucking god for the one good thing today. Going to get a slice. #
  • See, twitterverse? You’d follow this shit, wouldn’t you? #
  • Going to kidnap @sleepjunky and @sktrthtr. Meeting Ruadh & @MarkDiLullo for some Indian food. Doing it in my new fucking Chucks. #
  • Don’t Fear the Reaper on WPDH. MORE COWBELL!!!!!! #
  • Outside @sleepjunky’s house. Kidnapping achieved. #
  • We is now having coffee at the Dunkin’ Fuckin’ Donuts. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-18 Twitters.

  • #Farscape 1.13 “The Flax” In which pirates trap our heroes in an invisible net, Rygel gambles and Crichton and Aeryn make out. #
  • #Farscape 1.14 “Jeremiah Crichton” In which “Bad Things Happen to Good Shows” (as per commentary). #
  • #Farscape 1.15 “Durka Returns” In which Durka returns. Also in which Chiana, the monochromatic nympho in introduced. #
  • Ah, Chiana, I’d frell the dren out of her. #farscape #
  • Chiana was meant to be killed off after a few episodes, but they liked the character so much they kept her around. #farscape #trivia #
  • #Farscape 1.16 “A Human Reaction” In which Crichton returns to Earth to realize that humans kinda suck. Kinda. #
  • #farscape #trivia Anthony Simcoe (D’argo) can be seen sans makeup in the mens room during “A Human Reaction”. #
  • #Farscape 1.17 “Through the Looking Glass” In which I dozed off for a minute. #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. I’m getting ready to head home. And I really feel like eating a bagel this morning. Fucking bagels. #
  • Good afternoon, fucking internets. It’s Rhumba time. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8glwm #
  • Awake. Alive. Cruising the fucking internets with reckless abandon. #
  • I know what I’m watching at fucking work tonight, thanks to @ohjoey! #
  • And I know what I’m listening to as I drive to work, also thanks to @ohjoey. #
  • Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/ #
  • Gone through a shit load of emails, checked all sorts of other things long neglected. TIME! #
  • I’m syncing my iPod, my BlackBerry and my brain. My laptop hasn’t done this much work in well over a week. Aside from watching fucking TV. #
  • Hey, tweeps! I am shutting off my device updates for the next few hours. need my attention? DM me! Wanna stop my phone from constant noise. #
  • I am having facebook difficulties on the BlackBerry. How about twitter? #
  • Seem to be okay on twitter. Fucking internets. #
  • Packing up my shit and heading into work. Last shift before the fucking weekend! Fucking busy weekend. :p #
  • RT @bobalert: @bobalert has needed this RT Families of dementia patients urge Silver Alert law (NY Newsday): http://adjix.com/etee in reply to bobalert #
  • Watching Star Trek @ work. Thanks again @ohjoey! Then, back onto Farscape. #startrek #farscape #scifi #geekfest #fulltimeemployment #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-17 Twitters.

  • Okay, back to watching fucking… Er… Frelling Farscape 1.5 “Back and Back and Back to the Future”. #
  • What the fuck? Netflix does NOT have seasons 1 or 4 of Farscape. Apparently, iTunes does though. If you’re a fan, it’s worth the cost of DL. #
  • Season 1 of Farscape on iTunes is $39.99. I have them on DVD myself, but for those who don’t, it’s really worth it. This show was brilliant. #
  • Farscape 1.6 “Thanks God It’s Friday… Again”. In which D’argo joins a hippie commune and Rygel pisses fire and shits dynamite. #
  • Farscape 1.8 “PK Tech Girl” In which Crichton gets a bit of a crush that’ll come in real handy much later. She’s a cutie, that PK Tech Girl! #
  • PK Tech Girl is where the story starts picking up. Just kick ass from here on out. #farscape #
  • Farscape 1.8 “That Old Black Magic” In which Crichton faces off against Crais in spooky fight to the death. Zahn loses her zen to save him. #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. Still at work for a couple of hours yet. Need to hit some shopping on the way home. #
  • Good evening, fucking internets. At work, setting up Friday’s work for our technicians. Watching more Farscape. #
  • #Farscape 1.11 “Til the Blood Runs Clear” in which we have wormholes, “Dog”-like bounty hunters and Zahn has a photo-gasm. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-16 Twitters.

  • Frelling Farscape. Watching the frelling Pilot. #
  • Aeryn is smacking the crap out of Crichton. #
  • “Boy was Speilberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass.” #
  • awake, alive. helped kid with homework/studying for finals. now cooking dinner and drinking coffee and beer. and smoking. #
  • Where am I? I’m here. And I think it’s time to Rhumba! ♫ http://blip.fm/~8cxox #
  • Nice to be back on the blip radar. :)http://blip.fm/~8cycm #
  • This! Is! The Fall! ♫ http://blip.fm/~8czh8 #
  • Minutemen - Cohesion. Because things need to come together. M’kay? ♫ http://blip.fm/~8cznn #
  • Me and you talking, ‘member? About Dick Hell. ‘Member? fIREHOSE - Me and You Remembering. ‘member? ♫ http://blip.fm/~8czrl #
  • Speaking of Dick Hell… Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Blank Generation. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8czym #
  • In honor of my recent facebook quiz, where I found out what Bad-ass I am. Where is My Mind- Pixies. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8d0e0 #
  • I really should watch Scrubs. vi@chloerosehttp://blip.fm/~8d11w #
  • For my sister Cheree on the Facebook, who once asked me what a Debaser was. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8d1lq #
  • Reblip for the props @ my favorite Browncoat, @Aluciel! Adam Baldwin - The Hero of Canton ♫ http://blip.fm/~8d1pu #
  • Word on the street is that I’ll be doing nights another two-three weeks. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-15 Twitters.

  • Hello! What’s up, you strange kids of the fucking internets? I’m up now. And showered. And still in the process of getting dressed. #
  • Hmm… Sunshowers coupled with bouts of black sky and booming thunder. Good day for a swim? I’m doomed to stay out of my pool, ain’t I? #
  • Should probably finish getting dressed and join the world for a while. Slept all day in hopeful prep for return to normalcy. Probable fail. #
  • Would love it if my Blue Sun t-shirt arrived today. #browncoats #laundryday #
  • I aim to misbehave. Blue Sun shirt did arrive today. Note: avoid crazy Alliance trained teenage assassin girls. http://mypict.me/3WJF #
  • RT @warrenellis: I forget how ordinary it’s become, and how strange it is, to have a searchable streetmap of the world in my pocket. in reply to warrenellis #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-14 Twitters.

  • Bouncing around Hulu tonight. Sad they have no MST3K (hint!). #
  • At work, watching the full set of Futurama movies tonight. Got an HDMI cable to plug me fucking laptop into the big TV on the wall. #
  • And iif you haven’t already heard, Comedy Central has ordered 26 episodes of Futurama for 2010. Fucking awesome! #
  • Fry: Can you save Hermes, Dr. Goodensexy?Dr: I told you, my name is Dr. Cahill. #
  • Futurama: Bender’s Big Score. Seeing new Futurama after so long was such a thrill when this came out. Stupid fucking 30th Century Fox. #
  • Futurama: Beast With A Thousand Backs. With a great Steamboat Willie style toon on the giant TV in the opening credits. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-13 Twitters.

  • Good day, fucking internets. Just did the oil change on the Olds. Gonna do more clean-up on it today. Also need to re-attach the horn. Heh. #
  • Watching Season 1 of Babylon 5. Another show I was told I would like. Meh… Anyone wanna tell me it gets better? On episode 2 right now. #
  • Hulu needs MST3K. Do you hear me Hulu!? #hulu #mst3k #
  • Ate McDonalds for dinner. Feel like shit. I would have been better off ordering a pizza. Fucking never enough time. #
  • All I can think about Babylon 5 at the moment is Buck Rodgers meets DS9. Tell me it gets better? Anyone? #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-12 Twitters.

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-11 Twitters.

  • Waiting for news on a boiler that’s supposed to arrive this AM. Then I’m the fuck out of here, gonna try and get some sleep today. #
  • Good whatever, fucking internets. Got good number sleep hours today. Nice nice. #
  • About to head in to work. Hoping for a slow/quiet night. Eureka/Firefly. Busy day tomorrow. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-10 Twitters.

  • Watching Season 1 of Eureka. The pilot episode on Hulu. #
  • Home. Coffee. Sick kid again. I’ll have to get up early to retrieve her homework. Was planning on being up early anyway. #
  • I’m watching King Creole. Fucking Elvis. He’s all right by me. #
  • Watching Eureka while setting up the Friday work for our illustrious Service Department. Will be working Overnights through the weekend. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-09 Twitters.

  • Had lots of work to do tonight. All done now, so catching up on fringe. Bela Lugosi’s Dead by Bauhaus on the episode soundtrack. Fucking BH. #
  • Nevermind. Not fucking Bauhaus. Fucking She Wants Revenge. #
  • RT @PaulFrankRizzo: I’m actually glad that MainStreamMedia NO LONGER controls what we listen to. BlipFM, LastFM, iTunes FOR THE WIN :) in reply to PaulFrankRizzo #
  • Need Paul to get here so I can get some coffee. Watching Fringe still. Now I see how it all comes together. #
  • Yes, yes you fucking bastards. I am awake, showered and now In Search of… Leonard Nimoy, you’d better have a fucking coffee for me. #
  • Sigh. Work is here around me. This may be almost the end of this night shift debacle. Not sure how I feel about that. #