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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-07-03 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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At work. I got here late after falling asleep on couch. Fucking couch. Good morning, fucking internets! #
About to watch South Park Bigger, Longer &#38; Uncut at work. Brought movies in as opposed to TV, for the other guy working. #
The phones are so fucking busy today. People think all the offices are open. Taking [...]]]></description>
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<li>At work. I got here late after falling asleep on couch. Fucking couch. Good morning, fucking internets! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2453896742">#</a></li>
<li>About to watch South Park Bigger, Longer &amp; Uncut at work. Brought movies in as opposed to TV, for the other guy working. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2454134776">#</a></li>
<li>The phones are so fucking busy today. People think all the offices are open. Taking 3 hours to watch half hour of South Park. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2456034692">#</a></li>
<li>My Daily Twittascope - <a href="http://bit.ly/srNCK" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/srNCK</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2462341663">#</a></li>
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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-07-02 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Late. Maryellen home safe. Bed. Goodnight, fucking internets. #
Working working working. Fuck fuck fuck. Coffee coffee coffee. Good morning, fucking internets. #
People who fill their tanks, and leave car at pump to shop in Stewarts afterwards need to be killed softly with my song. My song is fuck you #
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<li>Late. Maryellen home safe. Bed. Goodnight, fucking internets. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2432949880">#</a></li>
<li>Working working working. Fuck fuck fuck. Coffee coffee coffee. Good morning, fucking internets. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2436683962">#</a></li>
<li>People who fill their tanks, and leave car at pump to shop in Stewarts afterwards need to be killed softly with my song. My song is fuck you <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2441355721">#</a></li>
<li>Home. While some of you fuckers are planning long weekends away from work, I am planning a long weekend at work. But: mad overtime ftt! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2442014305">#</a></li>
<li>That&#8217;s ftt &#8220;for the tie&#8221;. It&#8217;s a win/lose thing. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2442022761">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m in Delhi, picking up the daughter. Been an off day, hopefully having my girl back will get me right. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2445836084">#</a></li>
<li>My Daily Twittascope - <a href="http://bit.ly/srNCK" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/srNCK</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2447630882">#</a></li>
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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-07-01 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Good morning, fucking internets. Waking up at the ass end of dawn getting easier. Coffee and out the fucking door. #
Happy Canada Day! I plan on celebrating our Northern neighbors by watching Strange Brew, South Park Canadian themed episodes and Ha(Kids)ll #
RT @sanetv: Celebrate diversity! http://tinyurl.com/njsxxg #diversity #farscape #
Ha(Kids)ll = Kids In The Hall. I [...]]]></description>
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<li>Good morning, fucking internets. Waking up at the ass end of dawn getting easier. Coffee and out the fucking door. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2418115501">#</a></li>
<li>Happy Canada Day! I plan on celebrating our Northern neighbors by watching Strange Brew, South Park Canadian themed episodes and Ha(Kids)ll <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2418438467">#</a></li>
<li>RT @sanetv: Celebrate diversity! <a href="http://tinyurl.com/njsxxg" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/njsxxg</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23diversity">diversity</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscape">farscape</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2418441356">#</a></li>
<li>Ha(Kids)ll = Kids In The Hall. I was being clever. Or, at least I though I was anyway. Fucking heathens. <img src='http://angrybob.ill-literati.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2418452112">#</a></li>
<li>Listening to new Rancid (thx again @ohjoey). By the time I got back to this tweet, now listening to The Clash-London Calling. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2418903408">#</a></li>
<li>Will hit and run on blip.fm from time to time today. S&#8217;okay? S&#8217;all-fucking-right! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2418920738">#</a></li>
<li>WTF!? It&#8217;s fucking July? While I knew this, the weight of it just fucking hit me. How the fuck did we get to July so fucking fast? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2418939250">#</a></li>
<li>Heh. That means we&#8217;re like 18 days from my birthday. Let me tell you: life begins at 40. It just gets harder to enjoy it. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2418951570">#</a></li>
<li>Blip &#8216;n run! Rhumba time! Mike Watt - Three Girl Rhumba ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~96zxk" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~96zxk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2419700256">#</a></li>
<li>Bom dia! ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~97039" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~97039</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2419740229">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m at the main dispatch desk. This is where I&#8217;ll be all week next week. Try the veal. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2422846546">#</a></li>
<li>On this Canada Day, I would like to share my brother&#8217;s rendition of the Canadian Nat Anthem. &#8220;Oh, Canada&#8230; er&#8230; Fuck everybody else!&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2422883021">#</a></li>
<li>My brother likes Canada. Favorite movies growing up was Strange Brew and Rock &#8216;n Rule. The latter was a Canime film that kicked ass. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2422953245">#</a></li>
<li>Canime is Canadian Animation. See: &#8220;Oh, Canada&#8221; as well. Do they still do that? How&#8217;s that for mensa @sktrthtr? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2422981091">#</a></li>
<li>If you want to understand a culture, watch their animation. Seriously. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2423005920">#</a></li>
<li>Realizing now, that William Shatner actually looks Canadian circa South Park Canadians. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2423211360">#</a></li>
<li>All of my favorite Canadians are on Twitter. Well, a bunch of them anyway. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2423252139">#</a></li>
<li>Abso-fucking-lutely pissing here in New Seattle, NY. And that&#8217;s okay. Watching Star Trek streaming wirelessly from laptop to TV. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23tversity">tversity</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2426735790">#</a></li>
<li>But I don&#8217;t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23morefuckingrain">morefuckingrain</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2426751836">#</a></li>
<li>RT Josh on Facebook: &#8220;Don&#8217;t wear other peoples&#8217; socks people. It&#8217;s like underwear for your feet. Would you wear other people&#8217;s underwear?&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2426851092">#</a></li>
<li>Gonna reheat some ziti while I admire Sulu&#8217;s fuck-up for saving the Enterprise. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23startrek">startrek</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2426924390">#</a></li>
<li>More Star Trek nitpicking. Why aren&#8217;t we scanning the starship debris around Vulcan for survivors? Fleet of Red Shirts. Sigh. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2427029060">#</a></li>
<li>And how the fuck can Chekov pronounce his name (PaVel ChekoV), but not Wulcan, wodka or wessels? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2427151836">#</a></li>
<li>Without my kid here, the TV and couch are my best friends. <img src='http://angrybob.ill-literati.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2427162447">#</a></li>
<li>Watching Blood Diamond. Liking it despite my insane Leo hate. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2430330841">#</a></li>
<li>Really need to know where and how BFF Maryellen is. :/ <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2430823449">#</a></li>
<li>My Daily Twittascope - <a href="http://bit.ly/srNCK" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/srNCK</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2430837912">#</a></li>
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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-30 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Good morning, fucking internets. Here I am at work. Yep. KOSCO&#8217;s Cavalcade of Bullshit! (Insert creepy/happy circus organ music here). #
Listening to Slacker on my BlackBerry this morning. Plugged into my Cubite speaker. Mission of Burma. Fucking joy. #
Lost a cup of coffee this morning. Now drinking the fucking swill that passes here. Passes through [...]]]></description>
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<li>Good morning, fucking internets. Here I am at work. Yep. KOSCO&#8217;s Cavalcade of Bullshit! (Insert creepy/happy circus organ music here). <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2402559494">#</a></li>
<li>Listening to Slacker on my BlackBerry this morning. Plugged into my Cubite speaker. Mission of Burma. Fucking joy. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2403066698">#</a></li>
<li>Lost a cup of coffee this morning. Now drinking the fucking swill that passes here. Passes through moose bowel, anyway. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23coffeemasochist">coffeemasochist</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2403279377">#</a></li>
<li>Going to spend my afternoon on my poor, poor, neglected fucking internets. <img src='http://angrybob.ill-literati.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> Poor internets. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2404292848">#</a></li>
<li>((HUGS)) smile @kdamato, @<a href="http://twitter.com/tweethug">tweethug</a> loves you! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2404880090">#</a></li>
<li>Something I Learned Today - Husker Du. Actually, I have learned nothing today. Someone, hit me with some fuckin&#8230; ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~952la" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~952la</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2404932754">#</a></li>
<li>Raining in Upstate NY again. How are things in your neck o&#8217; woods @eSandberg? ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95lqr" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95lqr</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2408789409">#</a></li>
<li>Some fIREHOSE on a rainy afternoon. Powerful Hankerin&#8217; ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95oe7" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95oe7</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409265298">#</a></li>
<li>When I has to go out into them deep woods with them mountain follk, I like to meet them halfway on the music th&#8230; ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95p06" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95p06</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409371759">#</a></li>
<li>More SCOTS - Funnel Of Love ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95p4o" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95p4o</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409396343">#</a></li>
<li>reblipping @<a href="http://twitter.com/DownLow">DownLow</a> for this &#8220;big baboon&#8221; cover of Spider Man ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95pgg" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95pgg</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409464147">#</a></li>
<li>&#8220;Demented Are Go!&#8221; also do a nice cover of Funnel Of Love @<a href="http://twitter.com/indiefriendly">indiefriendly</a>  ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95pns" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95pns</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409500494">#</a></li>
<li>Mmmm&#8230; 45rpm. How I miss the Rice Crispies kids in my speakers. Wanda Jackson - Funnel of Love. It&#8217;s bound to &#8230; ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95qcw" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95qcw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409643371">#</a></li>
<li>MJ may have been a huge, multi-million record selling Mofo, but I&#8217;d bet D.Boon was more influential to music on&#8230; ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95qqu" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95qqu</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409723705">#</a></li>
<li>Leaving you with a little Rocket Roll! See y&#8217;all later! ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~95r9l" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~95r9l</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409823885">#</a></li>
<li>RT @evablue: lmao. i just got slapped with this youtuber on the facebook <a href="http://bit.ly/e0hHh" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/e0hHh</a> how did i miss this gem from 2006? @<a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob">dharmabob</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2409897430">#</a></li>
<li>Alright, not getting a lot of fucking work done. Mostly playing catch-up. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411099233">#</a></li>
<li>Also: dip in pool and walk on hiatus, thanks to the fact that we now seem to live in rain country. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411115030">#</a></li>
<li>Places I would rather be when I wake up: 1. Shot through a wormhole to another part of the universe. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscape">farscape</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411197437">#</a></li>
<li>Places I would rather be when I wake up: 2. New New York, New Years Eve 2999. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23futurama">futurama</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411216356">#</a></li>
<li>Places I would rather be when I wake up: 3. Elsewhere in the &#8216;verse, out in the black. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23firefly">firefly</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411235816">#</a></li>
<li>Places I would rather be when I wake up: 4. On the Heart of Gold, on my way to Milliways. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23hhgttg">hhgttg</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23h2g2">h2g2</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411271189">#</a></li>
<li>Places I would rather be when I wake up: 5. On the Tardis. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23doctorwho">doctorwho</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411278346">#</a></li>
<li>Hmmm&#8230; Too much sci-fi lately? Nah. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411296356">#</a></li>
<li>I should investigate my fundage. See what I should do for dinner. Kid still in Masonville=Nobody to cook for. I don&#8217;t cook for one often. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411327179">#</a></li>
<li>I hereby swear, I will never own an eBook or audio book that I do not also own in print. On paper. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411368855">#</a></li>
<li>Rapid tweets usually mean I&#8217;m avoiding something. Trying to figure out now what it might fucking be. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2411381083">#</a></li>
<li>Okay. Going to fucking QuickCheck for QuickChek dinner. Which will be yummy sub and yummy soup. I hope. Hmmm&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2412010623">#</a></li>
<li>I miss my car. Hope it will come back tomorrow. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2413399867">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m starting to readjust to working days. 9:30 and I&#8217;m beat. Last week I was headed into work. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2413425495">#</a></li>
<li>The dog misses the kid as much as I do. I&#8217;m not as fucking mopey and pathetic though. Mostly. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2413460433">#</a></li>
<li>But nothing burns as bad as when Sci-Fi cancelled #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> and replaced it with &#8220;Tremors: The Series&#8221; @<a href="http://twitter.com/BadAstronomer">BadAstronomer</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2413511937">#</a></li>
<li>The series makes the movie look fucking brilliant. Not saying much. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2413771168">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.7 &#8220;Green Eyed Monster&#8221; In which jealousy rears its ugly and monstrous budong head. And I will fall asleep, waiting on a wormhole <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2413820764">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 3.9 &#8220;Losing Time&#8221; In which we get possessed, melted, and I&#8217;m still fucking awake. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscaperewatch">farscaperewatch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2414223178">#</a></li>
<li>Good night, fucking internets. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2414453862">#</a></li>
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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-29 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Good morning, fucking internets. How many ways can I fuck things up today? We&#8217;re gonna find out. C&#8217;mon! #
Good morning Blip-stars. It&#8217;s 7:30 est. Rhumba time.  ♫ http://blip.fm/~92n6j #
Wow. Working days is a fucking trip, man. It&#8217;s nice that everybody remembers who I am. Mostly. Apparently some thought I was dead. #
Which would explain [...]]]></description>
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<li>Good morning, fucking internets. How many ways can I fuck things up today? We&#8217;re gonna find out. C&#8217;mon! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2385845475">#</a></li>
<li>Good morning Blip-stars. It&#8217;s 7:30 est. Rhumba time.  ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~92n6j" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~92n6j</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2386276079">#</a></li>
<li>Wow. Working days is a fucking trip, man. It&#8217;s nice that everybody remembers who I am. Mostly. Apparently some thought I was dead. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2386958009">#</a></li>
<li>Which would explain the flowers, candles and sugar skulls I would find on my desk occasionally. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2386970780">#</a></li>
<li>Shit, one of the older ladies just saw me, screamed and gave me the ward-off against the evil eye. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2387010360">#</a></li>
<li>As people get used to having me back in the office, they&#8217;re starting to remember why things were better without me. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2387541841">#</a></li>
<li>Apparently, I say &#8220;fuck&#8221; a lot. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2387546562">#</a></li>
<li>I have no brain for work today. Blip still working mysteriously. No complaints, though I fear it&#8217;s a fucking trap. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2387710033">#</a></li>
<li>I really want a shot of whisky. Now. And a beer. Whisky and a beer. And a fucking sammich. Hook me up, kids! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2387914209">#</a></li>
<li>My workday anthem. Mission of Burma- That&#8217;s When I Reach For My Revolver ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~92vkd" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~92vkd</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2388134475">#</a></li>
<li>Just wrapped #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscape">farscape</a> season 3 collection 1. Sorry for lack of updates. Taking collection 2 to bed with me. May just sleep though. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2397494953">#</a></li>
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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-28 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Good afternoon, fucking internets. Mom is here! Say hi to Mom! http://mypict.me/6fLo #
Going to get brunch with Mom, Chuck and&#8230; Tara. Yay!/Yay. #
Had French Onion Soup. Waiting on my fucking burger. Also: drinking coffee. #
Kid crying next to us. I don&#8217;t mind so much, but tempted to say: &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you something to cry about!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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<li>Good afternoon, fucking internets. Mom is here! Say hi to Mom! <a href="http://mypict.me/6fLo" rel="nofollow">http://mypict.me/6fLo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2372913589">#</a></li>
<li>Going to get brunch with Mom, Chuck and&#8230; Tara. Yay!/Yay. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2373169370">#</a></li>
<li>Had French Onion Soup. Waiting on my fucking burger. Also: drinking coffee. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2373818075">#</a></li>
<li>Kid crying next to us. I don&#8217;t mind so much, but tempted to say: &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you something to cry about!&#8221; Then hit his fucking dumb parents. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2373866078">#</a></li>
<li>As Seen on TV: Billy Mays image burned into the ShamWow they covered him with. The Vatican displaying it. The ShamWow of Tampa. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2374401843">#</a></li>
<li>As Seen on TV: billy mays harder to riff on than MJ. And since my mom is here, giving up now. Sorry. Also: Told Billy Mays not Shamwow guy. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2374448572">#</a></li>
<li>As Seen on TV: Celebrities flocking places of worship. Church of Scientology and Center for Kabbalah(sp) report surge in membership/profit. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2374478664">#</a></li>
<li>As Seen on Tv: Patrick Swayze considered ironically luckiest celebrity ever. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2374530517">#</a></li>
<li>Celebrity death rumor: Paula Poundstone dead! Apparently she choked to death eating a Brownie. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2374562462">#</a></li>
<li>This is the pig that Maryellen got on CraigsList. It was in her car for a week b4 coming here to the Kingston Zoo.  <a href="http://mypict.me/6hte" rel="nofollow">http://mypict.me/6hte</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2374678573">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.19-2.21 &#8220;Liars, Guns &#38; Money&#8221; rewatched over weekend. 2.22 &#8220;Die Me Dichotomy&#8221; on now. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscaperewatch">farscaperewatch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2378169110">#</a></li>
<li>This really is a great #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscape">farscape</a> episode. Aeryn is chasing Crichton/Harvey through ice canyons. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2378358293">#</a></li>
<li>Aeryn&#8217;s taking the plunge into the icy lake. Oh! Funeral. <img src='http://angrybob.ill-literati.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2378424133">#</a></li>
<li>Starting Season 3 of Farscape. #farscaperewatch. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2378619472">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 3.1 &#8220;Season of Death&#8221; In which things get fixed, at a heavy frelling cost. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2378684140">#</a></li>
<li>Ewwww. Scorpius just sucked down a chunk of Crichton&#8217;s brain. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23tasty">tasty</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscape">farscape</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscaperewatch">farscaperewatch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2378727063">#</a></li>
<li>Ah, season 3 credits Crichton voiceover. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23frellingawesome">frellingawesome</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscaperewatch">farscaperewatch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2378742786">#</a></li>
<li>I am amazed that it has not rained today. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2379913319">#</a></li>
<li>Good night, fucking internets. Up early for work tomorrow. See you then. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2382653362">#</a></li>
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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-27 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Okay. Easy fix for me, wouldn&#8217;t have been for the guy on though. So I won&#8217;t kick his ass. #
Good morning, fucking internets. Back at work. The sun was up when I got up. It feels&#8230; wrong. Like a touch from Michael Jackson. #
Even though I slept last night, body wants to sleep now. &#8220;Bedtime!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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<li>Okay. Easy fix for me, wouldn&#8217;t have been for the guy on though. So I won&#8217;t kick his ass. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2354822076">#</a></li>
<li>Good morning, fucking internets. Back at work. The sun was up when I got up. It feels&#8230; wrong. Like a touch from Michael Jackson. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2358682460">#</a></li>
<li>Even though I slept last night, body wants to sleep now. &#8220;Bedtime!&#8221; it says. &#8220;Fuck you,&#8221; says I. And where&#8217;s the whisky? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2358874639">#</a></li>
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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-26 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Starting Season Two Collection Three Disc One Side A of #Farscape. #
#Farscape 2.15 &#8220;Won&#8217;t Get Fooled Again&#8221;. In which Crichton goes back to Earth again, but not really. Again. #
We have officially met and named Harvey. #Farscape 2.15 #farscaperewatch #
RT @MarkDiLullo: Corey Feldman just chimed in about Michael Jackson. Ladies &#38; gentlemen that noise you [...]]]></description>
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<li>Starting Season Two Collection Three Disc One Side A of #Farscape. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2339215782">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.15 &#8220;Won&#8217;t Get Fooled Again&#8221;. In which Crichton goes back to Earth again, but not really. Again. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2339239751">#</a></li>
<li>We have officially met and named Harvey. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.15 #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscaperewatch">farscaperewatch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2339641895">#</a></li>
<li>RT @MarkDiLullo: Corey Feldman just chimed in about Michael Jackson. Ladies &#38; gentlemen that noise you just heard, is closure. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2339741486">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.16 &#8220;The Locket&#8221; In which Stark returns and Crichton gets some practice playing old guy. Will come in handy for Stargate finale. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2339768283">#</a></li>
<li>Good morning, fucking internets. Coming at you, live from work. Will stick around a bit this morning, seeing as how I might not work tonight <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2342067286">#</a></li>
<li>However, it is time for a smoke and some fucking caffiene. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2342071973">#</a></li>
<li>Gonna take a leak, then get the fuck outta the office. Coffee, shopping and no more nights. Official as of this am. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2343323811">#</a></li>
<li>Weird. Just realized that Michael Jackson had the same birthday as my Mother and youngest little&#8217;un. Well, more cake for them! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2345261279">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23followfriday">followfriday</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/Kathy_Writer">Kathy_Writer</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/sillie1981">sillie1981</a> - because they&#8217;re cool and I follow them and they ff&#8217;d me this morning. Thanks! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2345290778">#</a></li>
<li>Will have more #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23followfridays">followfridays</a> later today. Must shower and start doing things that don&#8217;t involve the fucking mockery of dead celebs. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2345309634">#</a></li>
<li>Showered and dozed off for short bit. Now I&#8217;m gonna do some running around. Well, driving and walking really. Don&#8217;t want to see me run. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2347008540">#</a></li>
<li>Umm&#8230; I don&#8217;t want to worry anyone, but&#8230; Who&#8217;s got Michael Jackson&#8217;s kids? #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23homealone">homealone</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2352223964">#</a></li>
<li>Took my sister and my kid to diner for dinner. Met up with @<a href="http://twitter.com/sleepjunky">sleepjunky</a> and @<a href="http://twitter.com/MarkDiLullo">MarkDiLullo</a> @ Barnes &#38; Noble. did fucking dishes. Now tv &#38; bed. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2354117959">#</a></li>
<li>Guess where I am? That&#8217;s right! Work! Hopefully only for a few minutes. 2nd shift guy having trouble closing the office. Fuckity fuck fuck. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2354610768">#</a></li>
<li>I am SO putting this time in for at LEAST an hour. I was in bed, motherfuckers. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2354622345">#</a></li>
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		<title>Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-25 Twitters.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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#Farscape 2.12 &#8220;Look at the Princess 2: I Do, I Think&#8221; In which Crichton strikes a pose, only to lose his head. #farscaperewatch #
#Farscape 2.13 &#8220;Look at the Princess Part 3: The Maltese Crichton&#8221; Oh, this is where Crichton loses his head. Oops. #farscaperewatch #
Good morning, fucking internets. Counting down. Hoping to get out of [...]]]></description>
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<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.12 &#8220;Look at the Princess 2: I Do, I Think&#8221; In which Crichton strikes a pose, only to lose his head. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscaperewatch">farscaperewatch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2322343883">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.13 &#8220;Look at the Princess Part 3: The Maltese Crichton&#8221; Oh, this is where Crichton loses his head. Oops. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscaperewatch">farscaperewatch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2322741879">#</a></li>
<li>Good morning, fucking internets. Counting down. Hoping to get out of here soon. Needs me a nap. Today not as busy. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2324232076">#</a></li>
<li>Not much longer. Getting the fuck out. Out, damn fuck! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2324814846">#</a></li>
<li>What to do today? Other than nap. Nice break from the busy busy fucking week this started out as. Maybe swim? Walk? More nap? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2324826977">#</a></li>
<li>Good afternon, fucking internets. Awake, showered and have coffee and smoke. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2331286627">#</a></li>
<li>Really don&#8217;t feel like working any more this week. I really fucking don&#8217;t. Oh well. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2331381261">#</a></li>
<li>My sister is playing snippets of songs on her iPod, &#8220;Have you heard this song?&#8221; I have heard them all. Even the sucky ones. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2331424983">#</a></li>
<li>She just stumped me with Britney Fucking Spears. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2331441150">#</a></li>
<li>Also just stumped me with Poison. I&#8217;m no @<a href="http://twitter.com/MarkDiLullo">MarkDiLullo</a> #80&#8217;sHairMetal <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2331453370">#</a></li>
<li>Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sees them approach and says &#8220;Is this some kind of joke?&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2332716522">#</a></li>
<li>My Ouija board confirms Michael Jackson is 75% dead. The other 25% that was cloned from Diana Ross lives, and will go into the studio soon. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333045642">#</a></li>
<li>Ouija Board confirms, Michael Jackson will return as a zombie. Plans to record album &#8220;Iranian Democracy&#8221; to be released in 2023. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333109830">#</a></li>
<li>Oujia board says Michael Jackson to re-film Thriller video. &#8220;Won&#8217;t believe the realism.&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333169366">#</a></li>
<li>Michael Jackson has transferred conciousness to cyborg built on the frame of John Merrick&#8217;s skeleton. Proclaims this &#8220;Judgement Day&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333213337">#</a></li>
<li>Michael Jackson cyborg to use SkyNet to go back in time and find John Connor as a young boy. Do I need to finish this thought? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333252121">#</a></li>
<li>Ouija board says Ed McMahon upset with me. More upset with Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson for stealing his thunder. Hey-oh! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333361072">#</a></li>
<li>Michael Jackson T800: I need your clothes, your keds and the keys to your tricycle. No, just put the clothes over there. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333418519">#</a></li>
<li>Just remember, that Michael Jackson&#8217;s death is one of the signs that will open the way for the return of Elvis Presley. The true King of Pop <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333465114">#</a></li>
<li>Breaking news: Lisa-Marie Presley-Jackson-Cage said to be in mourning, seclusion and depression. So, nothing new there. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333494745">#</a></li>
<li>RT @changstein: @<a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob">dharmabob</a> That means he came thru nehked. Ewww. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333516916">#</a></li>
<li>RT @MarkDiLullo: Michael Jackson&#8217;s new world tour to be conducted in closed casket&#8230;I am ashamed of myself. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333532246">#</a></li>
<li>RT @abigvictory: MICHAEL JACKSON KILLED THE INTERNET. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333550105">#</a></li>
<li>RTed @warrenellis: O my god BBC R trotting out Uri Geller. wht&#8217;s he going 2 do, make Michael Jackson a new heart out of bent fucking spoons? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333568174">#</a></li>
<li>Note: I shrank @<a href="http://twitter.com/warrenellis">warrenellis</a> tweet on rt. He don&#8217;t tweet like a 12 year old text girl. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333593480">#</a></li>
<li>Ouija-net confirms: Michael Jackson T800 sick of my shit. Coming for ME now. As a young boy, natch. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333650203">#</a></li>
<li>Michael Jackson Ouija&#8217;d to Macaully Culkin: &#8220;I&#8217;ll see you in hell.&#8221; Apparently, the afterlife is Culkin&#8217;s career. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333767020">#</a></li>
<li>Ouija board confirms: Music Terrorist Michael Jackson in heaven. Upset with 72 virgins. All girls above the age of 15. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333801446">#</a></li>
<li>Ouija board update: Michael Jackson quoted as saying &#8220;Oh, I see! This is hell!&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333820542">#</a></li>
<li>Accuweather reports area of atmospheric instability over LA as tens of thousands of young boys breathe sigh of relief. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333863774">#</a></li>
<li>This just in: Jackson Family threatens to sue me. Defamation of character. Apparently they want me to stop using their last name. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2333886896">#</a></li>
<li>Too soon? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334006446">#</a></li>
<li>Michael Jackson&#8217;s death confirmed by reliable media sources. TMZ breathes sigh of relief. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334237626">#</a></li>
<li>Ouija board message from Michael Jackson to me: &#8220;I&#8217;ll get you my pretty, and your little boy too!&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334268486">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: South Park creators scrambling to have Michael Jackson special to be aired tomorrow. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23rumorsistarted">rumorsistarted</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334314860">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson heart attack brought on my wardrobe malfunction. Last words: &#8220;These Osh-kosh zippers and snaps will kill me!&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334377289">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson&#8217;s death caused by Iranian government. Pic: Banner reads: &#8220;Mission Accomplished&#8221; Ayatolah in a jumpsuit. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334422245">#</a></li>
<li>RT @bonniegrrl: In happier news, Abe Vigoda is ALIVE! <a href="http://bit.ly/FM9Q3" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/FM9Q3</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334445364">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Twitter to suspend @dharmabob&#8217;s account for being such an asshole. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334481119">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Jon &#38; Kate to announce reunion to get spotlight back. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334503078">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson&#8217;s death caused by investigating Carradine&#8217;s death. Demonstration of auto-aphyxiation gone wrong. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334550699">#</a></li>
<li>Confirmed: I can&#8217;t spell asphyxiation. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334580617">#</a></li>
<li>So&#8230; Anything interesting happen today? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334659955">#</a></li>
<li>Ouija Boards, Cyborgs and Dead Celebrities. This is where my brain was this afternoon. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334757585">#</a></li>
<li>RT @CargoCulte: Does this mean that Paul McCartney will get the rights back to the Beatles songs that MJ jacked? <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334767830">#</a></li>
<li>This just in: Paul Mcartney denies any involvement in Michael Jackson&#8217;s death. Points finger at Iran. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334795959">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Weird Al stock dropping on HSX on news of Michael Jackson&#8217;s death. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334879546">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by swine flu complications. Did not understand: Suckling Pig. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334964480">#</a></li>
<li>Michael Jackson&#8217;s caused my BlackBerry battery to run low. Damn you, MJ!! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2334998729">#</a></li>
<li>I am amazed to find that I have lost no followers on twitter at this time. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2335388294">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/MarkDiLullo">MarkDiLullo</a> Apparently Jackson died and took Bob Geldoff&#8217;s reputation with him. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2335664699">#</a></li>
<li>Confirmed: Jeff Goldblum dies falling on top of Tom Hanks in New Zealand! <a href="http://bit.ly/pLMva" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/pLMva</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2335809182">#</a></li>
<li>This horrible storm coming my way, is Michael Jackson coming to me from Valhalla. C&#8217;mon, MJ! Bring it! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2336200297">#</a></li>
<li>In the car. Heading for QuickChek and work. Will continue #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23farscaperewatch">farscaperewatch</a> tonight. Will find hidden Michael Jackson refs. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2336760309">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Michael Jackson death caused by food poisoning from eating 11 year old weiner. Source: Bob Benton @ KOSCO. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2337377683">#</a></li>
<li>Unconfirmed: Jeff Goldblum started rumor of his death himself. Says he was proving a point. People love MJ more, despite the boy-touching. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2337407287">#</a></li>
<li>RT @MarkDiLullo: THis just in: Madonna has gone into an underground bunker. Not taking any chances today. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2337416002">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.14 &#8220;Beware of Dog&#8221;. In which Crichton starts losing his mind, and Chiana brings Michael Jackson&#8217;s chimp, Bubbles, aboard. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2338792610">#</a></li>
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I am so fucking ready to go. I&#8217;m exhausted, and while not as long as yesterday&#8217;s list, today&#8217;s to-do&#8217;s are fucking LOOMING. #
And a very Happy Birthday to my brother Chuck. We&#8217;re now the same age for almost a month before I pull back into the fucking lead! #
Nnnggh! Blarg! Huh! Damn you sleep! (Shakes [...]]]></description>
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<li>I am so fucking ready to go. I&#8217;m exhausted, and while not as long as yesterday&#8217;s list, today&#8217;s to-do&#8217;s are fucking LOOMING. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2308775176">#</a></li>
<li>And a very Happy Birthday to my brother Chuck. We&#8217;re now the same age for almost a month before I pull back into the fucking lead! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2308788888">#</a></li>
<li>Nnnggh! Blarg! Huh! Damn you sleep! (Shakes fist at pillow). Okay, I&#8217;m up now. Much to do. Go! Go! Kill! Fuck! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2313991750">#</a></li>
<li>Okay, shower then must hit shopping @ record speeds. Still need to make b-day dinner for bro. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2314020442">#</a></li>
<li>Showered. Where the fuck are my pants? Damn you, pants! <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2314229391">#</a></li>
<li>Drinking a Coney Island Lager while making sauce. Tasty on both. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2316729634">#</a></li>
<li>It&#8217;s raining like a mother fucker. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2316831494">#</a></li>
<li>Oh. Apparently the Big Bang was Ronald McDonald just fucking around. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2317258781">#</a></li>
<li>Consensus is Transformers 2 is just terrible. I have to see it in the theater anyway, so Michael Bay can shock and awe me with BOOM! Chaos. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2317275906">#</a></li>
<li>At work. Chuck&#8217;s b-day dinner and cake was nice. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2320622236">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.9 &#8220;Out Of Their Minds&#8221;. In which we fall back on the &#8220;brain-swap&#8221; story. But do it right. Best brain swap ever. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2320637009">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.9 &#8220;Have we sent the &#8216;don&#8217;t shoot us, we&#8217;re pathetic&#8217; transmission yet?&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2320655671">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.9 One thing that makes this brain-swap ep. so good, is the &#8216;realistic&#8217; reactions. Crichton giggling his/Aeryn&#8217;s boobs for examp. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2320687395">#</a></li>
<li>I mean, Gilligan never played with Ginger&#8217;s boobs in their brain-swap episode. (Did he swap with Ginger? Do I really care?) <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2320709278">#</a></li>
<li>Everybody on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> really did a great job with voice and body language. Seems like this ep. was lots of fucking fun to shoot. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2320723653">#</a></li>
<li>Also brilliant is the &#8216;photo ids&#8217; the crew is wearing. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2320794878">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Farscape">Farscape</a> 2.10 In which we get &#8220;My Three Crichtons&#8221;. One of which is offended by Geico&#8217;s Caveman commercials. <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2321251474">#</a></li>
<li>Oh, Chuck pretending to blow out his candles. Ceiling fan did the real job. Fucking ceiling fan.  <a href="http://mypict.me/5wLY" rel="nofollow">http://mypict.me/5wLY</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2321295305">#</a></li>
<li>Girls waiting for Cake. Apparently, they really like Cake.  <a href="http://mypict.me/5wO6" rel="nofollow">http://mypict.me/5wO6</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/dharmabob/statuses/2321333462">#</a></li>
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