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AngryBob http://angrybob.ill-literati.org The Net-Hole of AngryBob, Ill-Literati Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:58:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Two minutes to midnight. 2010-03-09 Tweets. http://angrybob.ill-literati.org/2010/03/09/two-minutes-to-midnight-2010-03-09-tweets/ http://angrybob.ill-literati.org/2010/03/09/two-minutes-to-midnight-2010-03-09-tweets/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:58:00 +0000 AngryBob http://angrybob.ill-literati.org/2010/03/09/two-minutes-to-midnight-2010-03-09-tweets/

It's important to respect the power of the system and follow t… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Dropped the kid off at school. Now coffee, then home and bed. (@ QuickChek) #
Brewing a new carafe of Holy Lizard Whore. The whores are squeezing the beans through the dying lizards into boiling holy water. #
Hello and good day, fucking internets. I am waking up. Tell your friends. #
So! What's a ballerina bob to do? Showered. Getting dressed and trying to see what comes fucking next. #
I swear to fucking Belgium though, I really should be laid off. Or laid. I can handle that. I'm already a bit off. #
RT @GreatDismal: RT @JPBarlow: Science fiction is nostalgia for the present. – Fredric Jameson #
Reading "Monster" by A Lee Rodriguez. It's pretty fucking readable. I'm enjoying. I will call him A-Rod though. I'm sure he wouldn't approve #
Christ. It's Martinez. The fucking book is in front of me. My brain is FUCKED. A-Mar then. #
.@AzureKait @sleepjunky Still wanna know how final Final Fantasy is at XIII. #confused #FFXIII #
Just had dinner at Maryellen's. Now to drop kid at home and get to fucking work. #
I'm at QuickChek (Albany Avenue, Kingston). #
I'm at KOSCO (2926 Rt 32 N, Saugerties). http://4sq.com/6fNbg7 #
Rocking the fucking nightshift. #
Watching last nights #Castle on the #Hulu. Mmm… bondage. Makes me think of Huehuetenango. #
As much as I enjoy Castle, it really makes me miss Malcolm Reynolds. #
Now catching up on #Chuck. 3.4 "Chuck VS. Operation Awesome." Now I miss Jayne Cobb. #

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♥ "Statues" by Hüsker Dü on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/5jbb #
You might not take kindly to someone making demands on your ti… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, fucking internets. Slept in. Working overnight. #
Okay, fucking internets… I'm looking for a good sci-fi series to read. What have you got? Obscure is good as long as it's fairly available #
Medical appt., then some running around to do. Then I'd better gather my fucking gear for tonight. #
Sweet fucking Rutger Hauer! It's fucking gorgeous outside. #
Neighbors starting their grill. I was suspicious when I saw them carting in hotdogs, buns and beer. #
Two neighbors shoveling mounds of stubborn snow from shady spots on lawns into street. Melts fucking quick there. #
I'm at Neko Dederick's Pharmacy (North Front, Kingston). http://4sq.com/78gLDm #
Holy Lizard Whore! FTW! Rich body, earthy aroma with a hint of chocolate and spicy overtones. What you'd expect. (@ QuickChek) #
Looking for a gentle lead for dog. Good fucking dog. (@ PetSmart) http://4sq.com/9DyvZz #
I'm at Stewart's (Delaware Ave, Broadway, Kingston). http://4sq.com/b8U9KH #
I just became the mayor of Stewart's on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/b8U9KH #
I'm at gantorNUMBERONE's (Kingston). http://4sq.com/51pNmi #
Got some sci-fi book reccomends from @coffeefaery. Will hit the B&N on the way to work. #
Not a dig (mostly), but how Final can Final Fantasy be if they're up to XIII? Kinda like any Highlander after the first movie. #canbeonlyone #
I'm at Kingston Point Park (49-51 Delaware Ave, Kingston). http://4sq.com/9qjbGH #
Dog does not like gentle lead. But she's easier to manage, and she'll fucking adapt. #
Hoodlums in the park. Swearing and listening to the Misfits. I am amused. Kids, I am so much more fucking "punk" than you. #
Maryellen: "Kingston hoodlums are the least caliber of hoodlums."
Clearly, she needs to get out more. Though she may be right. #
Back at Maryellen's, watching Sean of the Dead before work. #
Book. Coffee. (@ Barnes and Noble) http://4sq.com/6hQ2jm #
Could not find @coffeefaery's suggestions what interested me. Will inquire further. Picked up "Monster" by A. Lee Martinez. Liked the cover. #
Also grabbed Fantasy & Science Fiction. #
More coffee. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/cqzbah #
At work. Two cups of coffee. (@ KOSCO) http://4sq.com/6fNbg7 #
Have done all the work I need to do tonight. Me and Hulu are catching up with @NathanFillion as #Castle. #
Now we settle into the long, dark teatime of the soul. #

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Goodnight, fucking internets. Now knock it off before I have to come up there and knock it off for you. #
♥ "Dead Sound" by The Raveonettes on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "I Was Wrong" by Social Distortion on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
You might scare yourself today because you are bold enough to … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, fucking internets. I see that my mug is once again gracing and frightening bandwidth. Means my guest is awake. #
I'm no Rutger Hauer, but it's really a nice fucking day out here. Esp. if you're wearing a "Paul is trying to kill me" t-shirt. #
Heading out to breakfast with the people. I'm no Rutger Hauer, but I do like them eggs. #
Breakfast Buffet. Lots of fucking buffets lately. (@ Family Diner) http://4sq.com/cVvE3E #
With the dog and the family. (@ Kingston Point Park) http://4sq.com/9qjbGH #
I'm no Rutger Hauer, but it's a nice day to be at the park. #
Maryellen just showed up with the little kids, who are now calling for the dog and the older kids. #
Having two days off is fucking amazing. I'm no Rutger Hauer, but how the fuck do I manage not to do this every weekend? #
I'm no Rutger Hauer, but all of these memories will be lost. Like tears… in the fucking rain. #
http://twitpic.com/179v0q Happy birthday Carynn #
I'm at QuickChek (Albany Avenue, Kingston). http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
For three months and three weeks anyway. (@ Home: Serenity) http://4sq.com/5UpDWW #
I'm no Rutger Hauer, but if I were, I'd expect an #Oscar tonight. #
Not watching the #Oscars. May watch some #Farscape instead. Forgot to get #Buffy from @MarkDiLullo. I'm no Rutger Hauer, but he was in #BTVS #
Not the TV series, but in the original moviefilm. He was the Big Bad. And Pee Wee Herman was his sidekick. No shit. Google it. #
Of course, most people who follow me on the twitter already knew that, I'm sure. Also: Best vampire death scene ever. #
Better than Bill S. Preston, Esq.'s vampire death scene in the Jack Bauer vampire movie. #
Remeber that shit? Five points if you can name the death scene. What a Corey named it. #
Great. Now I have "Cry Little Sister" stuck in my fucking headmeats. #
I just referenced three movies. I'm no Rutger Hauer, but I'm fairly sure none has won an Oscar. #
I'm no Rutger Hauer, but I don't need a fucking Oscar when I've got my straw cowboy hat. #

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Home. Sorta tired. Keep leaving my fucking coffee everywhere. #
Yah. Home. I said that. Now it's official. (@ Home: Serenity) http://4sq.com/5UpDWW #
Gah. Directly replying via DM only works in the twitter application, dummy. Yes I'm talking to myself. I wasn't talking to you. Again. :-[ #
So, now that I've reinstalled Slacker on my 'droid, caching is working. Well, allegedly working. We'll see what happens when I try to play. #
Goodnight, fucking internets. I'm done. Well, TV and then done. #
Today you may be overly confident about what you can accomplis… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, fucking internets. I'm up. I'm showered. I'm doing stuff. Go me. #
Me and the Matagalpa. I feel holy. I feel dirty. I feel the rush of lizard brewed caffeine. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
I'm at Home Depot (1122 Ulster Ave, Kingston). http://4sq.com/8Z5NPh #
Cleaning up the house is easy with the fucking Xbox 360. Between last.fm and Guitar Hero, it's almost fun. #
Also airing the house out. Nice day out there. Let it the fuck in for crissakes. #
On to the dining room. Where I will sit with coffee and reflect on what I'm going to do with my shit when I move. Lots to fucking junk. #
Tweetcaster keeps telling me I have new mentions. But it's a fucking liar and it disgusts me. Nah. It's okay. Like I even fucking want them. #
Getting my MST3K on. Swamp Diamonds. Roger Corman, bless you. But you're no Ed Wood. Take it how you like. #
I'm at Kings Valley Diner (Ulster Ave., Kingston). http://4sq.com/b0IMui #
Holy Lizard Whore! Nicaraguan Matagalpa! (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
I'm at Home: Serenity (Kingston). http://4sq.com/5UpDWW #
It's really rather nice out. I can see attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion. Well, I can fucking see Orion anyway. #
My favorite constellation. Orion. Me and the kid. We like that one. Attack ships or not. #

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Today you may be less interested in teamwork than you are in w… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. It's Friday! Woohoo!
Just wanted to see how that felt. I'm actually off this weekend. What does one do? #
#ff Hudson Valley locals @ http://twitter.com/dharmabob/local-tweep #
The kid doesn't understand. It's fucking hard for me to decide what to wear, too! http://twitpic.com/16q70d #
Headgear is easy today though. Brother John sent me a new fucking straw cowboy hat! Thanks, dude! #
Need new Chucks. #
Coffee. Smokes. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/cqzbah #
I'm at KOSCO (2926 Rt 32 N, Saugerties). http://4sq.com/6fNbg7 #
Leaving work early today. Really in no mood for the bullshit here. Nights coming up. A fucking blessing. #
♥ "Ring of Fire" by Social Distortion on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Hello Walls" by Reverend Horton Heat on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Dirt Track Date" by Southern Culture on the Skids on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "We Are 138" by The Misfits on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "The Devil's Chasing Me" by Reverend Horton Heat on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "I Fought the Law" by Stray Cats on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Judy Is a Punk" by The Ramones on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Rock the Casbah" by The Clash on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Haunted Cathouse" by Nekromantix on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "I Don't Want to Grow Up" by The Ramones on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Elvis Is Everywhere" by Mojo Nixon on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "London Calling" by The Clash on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Holiday in Cambodia" by Dead Kennedys on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
RT @abigvictory: Following up The Fall with AC/DC is rather anti-climatic. #
♥ "Paid" by Supersuckers on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "The Storm" by Supersuckers on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Haulass Hyena" by The Cramps on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Marijuana" by Reverend Horton Heat on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
How the fuck does Slacker not have lyrics to Rev. Horton Heat's "Marijuana"? It's one word. Marijuana. Slackers… oh. #
♥ "Trick or Treat" by Nekromantix on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
Meeting @sleepjunky & @MarkDiLullo. (@ Barnes and Noble w/ @sleepjunky) http://4sq.com/6hQ2jm #
Meeting @sleepjunky and @ MarkDiLullo (@ Barnes and Noble w/ @sleepjunky) http://4sq.com/6hQ2jm #
Also meeting @coffeefaery. Now you know. #
Leaving just as quickly. Packef. As expected. (@ Olive Garden) http://4sq.com/cS47VN #
Runner up. (@ 99) http://4sq.com/d6fiP4 #
I'm at Barnes and Noble w/ @sleepjunky. http://4sq.com/6hQ2jm #
Wanna stress that book store coffee is no match for the Fucking Holy Lizard Whore. #
Nicaraguan Holy Matagalpan Lizard Whore. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
Heading to @GantorNUMBERONE's to check in. Then fucking home. Busy day off tomorrow. #
Listening to the "Supersuckers" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
My phone accessories arrived today. Less than fucking impressed with the case. The holster and chargers are cool though. #
No fear. No pictures. #
I won't even draw a picture. Well, maybe a stick figure. #

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You might enjoy the high level of emotional drama today becaus… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. How we doing? #
Guess what I'm drinking. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
Fuck. I'm here again. (@ KOSCO) http://4sq.com/6fNbg7 #
Listening to the "AngryBob 2" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Kung Fu" by The Dirtbombs on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
I have the feeling that it's going to be difficult to stay at work today, even with my voluntary shorter hours. It's fucking dead here. :-\ #
♥ "Personality Crisis" by New York Dolls on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Ball and Biscuit" by The White Stripes on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
Listening to the "Supersuckers" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Whistle for the Choir" by The Fratellis on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Trouble No More" by Billy Childish on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Shotgun" by Southern Culture on the Skids on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Flathead" by The Fratellis on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Broke in Detroit (Again)" by The Dirtbombs on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Young Livers" by Rocket from the Crypt on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Can't Stop" by Jon Spencer Blues Explosion on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Bad News Travels Fast" by The Fuzztones on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Meet Me in the City" by The Black Keys on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Runnin' Around" by New York Dolls on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Born in '69" by Rocket from the Crypt on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
♥ "Trash" by New York Dolls on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
Listening to the "AngryBob One" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "1969" by The Stooges on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Airport Hell" by Henry Rollins on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
Again, the Holy Lizard Whore is not ready. Neither is the Deviant Voodoo Monkey Sex. Doom! (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
Kid accidentally spilled my coffee. Most of it was saved, but now there are whores keening and throwing dessicated lizards at my windows. #
Also: to pass the time before safe to venture through lizards and whores, made a twitter list. http://twitter.com/dharmabob/local-tweep #
Looking online at apartments in Winston-Salem. Also at jobs. A little early, but you don't wanna go in fucking blind. #

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Perhaps you have tried taking the wait-and-see approach to mak… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, you bandwidth chewing bonobos of the Fucking Internets. #
Blerg. I'm going to name a soft-drink Blerg. It will taste tired and frustrated. It will sell like crazy. Then poof. @Aluciel gets the $. #
I do not hear kid moving. Time to get kid moving again. #
I'm at KOSCO (2926 Rt 32 N, Saugerties). http://4sq.com/6fNbg7 #
Listening to the "AngryBob One" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Head On" by The Stooges on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Baby Baby" by The Vibrators on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Hersham Boys" by Sham 69 on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Dead Set on Destruction" by Hüsker Dü on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Manimal" by The Germs on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Rock 'N' Roll High School [Ed Stasium]" by The Ramones on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Crime" by The Anti-Nowhere League on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Slum Goddess" by The Meatmen on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Goo Goo Muck" by The Cramps on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "C.R.E.E.P." by The Fall on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Hey Little Rich Boy" by Sham 69 on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "T.V. Eye" by The Stooges on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Gigantor" by The Dickies on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Viva la Revolution" by The Adicts on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Blitzkreig Bop" by The Ramones on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Beat on the Brat" by The Ramones on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Oh Bondage! Up Yours!" by X-Ray Spex on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
My job has gotten to where I can only communicate via my playlist. This fucking tweet will probably put an end to that. #
♥ "I Got a Right" by The Stooges on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Unthinkable" by Buzzcocks on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "No Bulbs" by The Fall on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Lexicon Devil" by The Germs on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns" by The Cramps on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "What We Do Is Secret" by The Germs on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Angels with Dirty Faces" by Sham 69 on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "My Pop the Cop" by The Dickies on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
♥ "Tunic (Song for Karen)" by Sonic Youth on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6M9n #
Leaving work. Coffee. Home. Meat sauce. Will Fucking Internets while I cook. #
Holy Lizard Whore, not Deviant Monkey Voodoo Sex. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/cqzbah #
Stop. Rhumba time. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4mf0 #
Hello all the cool kids on blip.fm. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4mhy #
Okay, computer is set up in the fucking kitchen. I am ready to cook. Making meat sauce for the family. #
Browning meat. In case you wanted to know. And live on the blip.fm. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4o7n #
Viva La Revolution! And stuff. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4pw3 #
No, not that Big Bang Theory, or the other Big Bang Theory. This is THE Big Bang Theory. Mike Watt. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4r15 #
People. What Bastards. @threebears: "The Kills – Fuck the People" ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4s7h #
Fucking Awesome. Love this one. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4t4a #
This song is fucking kick ass. I'm angrybob and I approve this message. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4tlx #
Holy fucking nostalgia. Don't tell anyone I reblipped this. I don't want to hurt anybody. Thanks @ladypn ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4u06 #
Family is here. So off I go. I leave you with a Ramones cover. You're very fucking welcome. ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4uqd #
Okay. Timing. I leave you with this instead. This is a good one. Again. Tell fucking nobody. Replippin'… ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~m4uv2 #
Dinner done. Sitting down to eat. #
The family seemed to like dinner. However, they're none of them quite right. Showered now. Getting ready for fucking bed. #
Dozed off. Kid woke me up wondering where I was. Finish my night duties and then bed. #
Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I'm done for today. Good work. Sleep well. I'll likely kill you in the morning. #

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Good morning, fucking internets. Up late. Fell asleep in clothes again. What's wrong with me? #
Ah! Why I woke late! RT @tommytrc: RT @cheth: Chile quake might have shortened days on Earth | CNN – http://is.gd/9wqE5 * Bit Shocking! #
Coffee. (@ Hess Express) http://4sq.com/c5fHY5 #
Hour and forty minutes in, and I'm ready to go the fuck home. Whiner. #
What's good, Fucking Internets? I, for one, think that coffee is good. Also beer. And whisky. And counting down the hours til escape. #
That's escape work. Not "Escape (the Pina Colada song)". Heathens. #
Listening to the "Supersuckers" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Jump Jive an' Wail" by Brian Setzer on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
Ah, my first cup of Nicaraguan Matagalpan Holy Lizard Whore coffee of the day. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
I'm waiting. They're making a new pot of the Nicaraguan Matagalpa and the whores aren't done praying over the lizard. I'm fucking JONESING! #
So, apparently, we're doing buffet again. I tell ya, eat healthy all day and then life fucks you with a buffet. Will behave. Promise. #
Luckily, I'm in charge of dinner tomorrow. Health modified spaghetti with my crowd pleasing meat sauce. Top me now, fucking Chef Boiardi. #
Shaved my face. Shrieked like a girl and remembered why I wear a fucking beard. #facefail #savetheshave #atleastikeptmysideburns #
These are bathroom tweets. FYI. You're very fucking welcome. #tmifyi Be glad the new phone is less shower friendly. #
As cell phone users get younger, I eagerly dread the days where parents get text with a pic of turd in the bowl "See what I did?" #
I assume this is already a late high school/frat phenomenon now. And hey! Anyone wanna see what I did! #
I kid. My follower count would take a massive hit, then a massive fucking spike of followers I would not want. #
Maybe if there was corp. sponsorship involved. Getting paid by Liquid Plumber. And Gwen Stefani could profit too! "Oooh… that's my shit." #
See? You really didn't miss my tweets that much, Fucking Internets. #
RT @DalaiLama "I prefer when @dharmabob tweets about Nicaraguan Matagalpa." Nah, he really didn't tweet that. Not yet. #
Wow. That really shows as a retweet on my phone. It would be awesome if it appeared in his timeline. Let's see. #
It didn't. Thank Jeebus. The @DalaiLama would kick my fucking ass. #
Okay. Done. Shower. #
I just became the mayor of Mid Hudson Buffet on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aETByi #
I'm at Mid Hudson Buffet (1116 Ulster Ave, Kingston). http://4sq.com/aETByi #
No Nicaraguan Matagalpa! Dooooom! (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
Will settle for fucking Huehuetenango. Which is a coffee, not a monkey, witchdoctor or sexual act. #
Sitting down at the Tuesday TV endurance challenge. (@ gantorNUMBERONE's) http://4sq.com/51pNmi #
Kid feels crappy. I blame the buffet. The fucking MONSTERS. #
I'm at Home: Serenity (Kingston). http://4sq.com/5UpDWW #
Just watched #Lost. Good episode, but I really had the feeling that someone should have been frozen in carbonite. #
I believe that we've also broken the whole "following season one-centric". And I was convinced we would have a Kwan ep. with "Sundown" #Lost #
Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Tomorrow is fucking Wednesday. This means spaghetti. It also means Odin. I will make Norse spaghetti. #

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You may be running around more than you expect today, thanks t… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. How the hell are you? #
Shit. I feel like shit. Ate too much crap yesterday. Blerg. #
Listening to the "AngryBob 2" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/6nqv #
Lady dog. My whining companion. http://twitpic.com/15vu8u #
Listening to the "Supersuckers" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
♥ "Banana Puddin'" by Southern Culture on the Skids on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
Apparently, giggling teenage girls like Subway. (@ Subway) http://4sq.com/cHrurW #
Gas. Coffee. Heading to Albany with the gang. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
Yep. 65 miles for a buffet. Thanks Maryellen! (@ Golden Corral) http://4sq.com/cXclne #
Coffee to do laundry with. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #

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Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Good work, sleep well. I'll likely kill you in the morning. In the snow. It's a trap. #
You are willing to put up with a bit of surface noise now beca… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
Good morning, Fucking Internets. Schools closed again. And I am dragging ass. No real desire to go shovel my way fo fucking work. Blerg. #
Coffee. Does need. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/cqzbah #
Made my endurance saving throw vs. snow shoveling heart attack. Would rather go back to bed than fucking work, though. #
Working. Apparently, much of our customers have no fucking power. (@ KOSCO) http://4sq.com/6fNbg7 #
Hey, Amy Sherman on the Facebook! Please show your husband this donut. It was delicious. http://twitpic.com/1535nq #
Just looking. (@ Staples) http://4sq.com/d5xGWp #
Fucking Nicaraguan Matagalpa. The sweet holy lizard whore of coffee. Tasty. (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
Getting dinned with my peoples. (@ Kings Pizza) http://4sq.com/9jGTu2 #
Ice cream! Ice cream!! (@ Stewart's) http://4sq.com/b8U9KH #
To eat the fucking ice cream we done what got at Stewarts. (@ gantorNUMBERONE's) http://4sq.com/51pNmi #
Maryellen is making me coffee. It's not the Nicaraguan holy lizard whore coffee, but I shall not fucking complain. #
Listening to the "Mission of Burma" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/4ySR #
I'm at Home: Serenity (Kingston). http://4sq.com/5UpDWW #
Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I await the snow with ernest. Not mispelled. Ernest will shovel my walk if he wants to live. #

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