- Just finished watching the Tenth Doctor's finale. Fucking fantastic, and I don't want to talk about it. I should just go to sleep. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I will do my best to keep you all safe. Sleep well. #
- Your workmate or friend might have something important to tell… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. I'd rather be in bed. #
- I wish I was a lot taller. Then, when I'd say: "I've had it up to HERE!", it would really fucking MEAN something. #
- Anyway, new shirt on today. Courtesy of @ohjoey and @jencamillieri. Thanks again, guys! #
- Also, notice I am wasting time by tweeting, rather than putting on remaining sock. What have we learned? Nothing, I'm fucking afraid. #
- Cold out? Looks that way. #
- Good lord, I'm not having a bad day so far. What's sad is that I see this as a bad omen as far as work is concerned. #
- Boo. Heh. I bet I scared you. #
- For me, 2010 starts over the course of this week. I can't put all changes and resolutions into place in one fucking day. #
- RT@effeandelleRT@thatrevchap:#bonofacts Instd of an anus Bono has tiny xtra scowling face that vomits radioactive shit w/a 1/2 life of 9 yrs #
- Now, if I could shrink that last re-tweet to 140 characters, why couldn't Ubertwitter? Because I am the shit, yo. #
- I did my first official 2010 yelling in the office in hopes that my fucking boss will hear me and my disapproval of his diseased headmeats. #
- Nothing will change through more civilized talk, so my yelling at least makes me feel better, while I hope it irritates the shit out of him. #
- Rolling out of the fucking office a little early. Going to do some errands with @gantorNUMBERONE. #
- It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. This is why I don't fucking get dates. #
- It's a good thing Joan Rivers isn't hot. Her face would melt like a Nazi at an Ark opening. #
- Despite the flat-out stereotypes and racial profiling, I do sometimes miss the "Little Rascals". Also, "Timecop". #
- No, I don't miss "Timecop". I just an asshole and wanted to make sure you didn't forget it exists. #
- Anyone know where I can buy "Timecop" in bulk? On VHS preferably. I know what gift I'm giving everyone for everything in 2010. #
- Afternoon errand delay. I don't care. I'm not at fucking work. #
- Pounding out agression-turns into obsession-Gotta get some groceries. Brain must be cooking in it's own juices. Groceries are found in me. #
- Awesome suckage. My shopping cart wheels locked up like they warn you they will when you've gone too far. Aprntly I've gone too fucking far. #
- How do they do that? Must research. Also must find @gantorNUMBERONE with my fucking car! Don't see her by laundry. #
- When I think about you, I touch myself. #sexontwitterday #
- I can blow my load in 140 characters. Or less. Yes, sadly, less. #sexontwitterday #
- He: Uhhnn! I'm coming!She: Did you just tweet that?He: …yes.She: I'm leaving. #sexontwitterday #
- Nice time with @ohjoey and @jencamillieri. Now at Mom's. Time to get some sleep. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Don't make me get my mom to kick your asses. #
- Tension may surface in a relationship today, yet the apparent … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Cold. Damn cold. Shoes and socks might have been a good idead before going outside to smoke. #
- Mom making coffee in the percolator. I can't even spell that word because it's too old school. #
- Are toes supposed to be blue? Didn't fucking think so. #
- Coffee. Old school. http://tweetphoto.com/7937127 #
- Brought up lots of stuff from Mom's basement. Now to shake the dust of nostalgia from it all to see what goes and what Goes. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Stay sane. #
- Your idea of fun today may not be the same as someone else in … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. It's back to work for me. For the rest of you, a thousand word essay on the subject of your choice. #
- That's a thousand words, in crayon. To be written in the margins of a newspaper that has the word "times" in it's name. Get to work. #
- Oh, eh. #
- I really need a hobby. Oh, wait, I have plenty of hobbies! I really need time for my hobbies. #
- I say this because I'm looking in the face of two projects covered in dust. And shame. Dust and shame. Like most Empires eventually. #
- I like me a good palindrome. RT @OneLuvGurl: Today's date just happens to be a palindrome: 01/02/2010. Rare! #
- I'm gonna get going now. Get some shit done. Will see @ohjoey & family tonight. Then Mom. Not your mom. My mom. #
- C'mon you fucking slacker! #
- There's a lesson to be learned from my morning work experiences. Lesson is: Get the fuck out. http://myloc.me/2yqsC #
- I didn't mean to tweet my location with that. What the fuck? Will it do it again, unasked? #
- Moo hoo haw haw. I seem to be able to use my laptop for evil. I am now evildharmabob. Kneel before Zod, fuckers! #
- Sneaking out for a smoke. Well… Not sneaking. #
- About to get on the fucking road to Staten Island. Then Brooklyn. I know y'alluns are jealous. #
- Because I'm talking about the road. #
- In Staten Island. I am arrived. #
- Listening to #SCOTS in Olivebridge, NY. #
- Yeah! RT @abigvictory: Here comes the year we make contact. With your mom. #
- 13 minutes left on the East Coast USA to keep your 09 Resolutions. I have faith in you all. Fucking slackers. #
- Watching the NYE on Fox to see if the channel goes to shit at midnight. #TWCvsFOX #
- Every FOX show I watch can be seen on the HULU. Fucking FOX. #
- Beyonce, you seem to be having trouble with them stairs. I blame myself. Don't ask the fuck why. #
- The kids are drunk on sparkling grape juice. And sparkling grape juice boxes. #
- Happy New Year from US East! MMX! 2K10! Two thousand and ten! Woooooooot! #
- Boo! Time to start thinking about leaving. Work at 7 am. Boo! Boo! Fucking KOSCO! Boo!
# - Home. Had a lovely time in Olivebridge. Dropped kid off at @gantorNUMBERONE's and am now home and in bed. #
- Note: One half of the "giggling girls" is equal to one "kid". I guess giggling is best done in groups. #
- Happy, very happy New Year to everyone. And I mean it. I want to see most of you fuckers smiling! #
- Just realized that tomorrow is fucking Friday, and not fucking Saturday. Told kid I wouldn't see her until Sunday night. I lied. #
- Which is good. I was lamenting the amount of fucking sleep I would get before driving down to the city after work. I can has sleep tomorrow! #
- Listening to some guy doing Cab Calloway covers on #NPR. Fucking nice. God bless Cab Calloway, Betty Boop and all of you. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. Hope you're all having fun. Hope you're all safe. Hope you're all well. Except that guy. Fuck you, that guy. #
- If you want some peace and quiet today, you might have to come… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good afternoon Fucking Internets. Been a busy morning start for New Years Day. Another usually traditional slow day here. Ah, well. 6 hrs. #
- Me and Paul gotta figure out what we're doing for lunch. I am hongry. #
- About another hour before we get the fuck out of here. #
- I just told some woman with a house filled with smoke to shut off her boiler. She acted like I told her to shove a weasel in her ass. #
- Goodnight, Fucking Internets. You're allowed one phone call. Make it good. #
- Today's Lunar Eclipse in your sign can reveal unresolved tensi… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Snow. As if you didn't know, locals. #
- Still at work. Things finally settling down. Gonna leave soon. Pick up giggling girls and head to Olivebridge to bRing in the New Year. #
- #10yearsago I was thinking about moving to NC. Some things never change. #
- RT@ElleVee:Fuck 2009 right in the goddamn ear, let it eat shit and DIE (even though some great things happened) and may 2010 be all we want. #
- Happy New Year Pacifica, Asia, and large Chunks of Africa and Europe. May Springheel Jack bring you lots and lots of goodies. #
- Resolution for MMX: More tweetups. You guys are all fantastic. Just fantastic. Magnificent, even. #
- I'd like to go to more fancy dress parties in MMX. Not like, black fucking tie. But like, costumes. And then I will wear a black tie. #
- Yikes! RT @abigvictory: Going to shove my iPod up my ass then shit out my entire music catalog. #digitalcleanse #
- Okay, fuckhead. Get dressed. #
- Waiting for giggling girls. Can't leave without giggling girls. #
- In Olivebridge @ Chris & Trish's for New Year's Eve. Me, them, two giggling girls, two giggling boys, Chuck & Tara (not giggling). #
- Doing a shot of the Jaeger. #
- You are able to find balance today between the noisy outer wor… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Planning and plotting. Plotting and planning. #
- Getting a decent cup of coffee at the Hess. They brew the DnD here. Ain't great but better than the fuck swill in the office. #
- Home. Teenage girl cleaning her room. Heading to her mom's, shortly. #
- Well, day is complete. Burned my hand because some fuck put a hole in the QuickChek cup. Snapped at the kid and realized that my day sucked. #
- For good measure, I should kick the dog. No, not really. #
- I'm going to hit the reset on my shitty mood. Hug the kid, pet the dog and go to bed thinking "Tomorrow will be a better day." #
- My main resolution for MMX: I aim to misbehave. #browncoats #
- Okay! Enough sulking outdoors! Too cold for that shit anyways. #
- RT @sanetv: We'll betTweeting Farscape quotes all New Year's Eve. RT and tell your friends! #farscape #scaper #farscaperewatch #quotes #
- Resolutions for MMX: Thanksgiving will be an MST3K Marathon. Turkeys and Cheese. #
- "Frell me dead." – Aeryn Sun #Farscape #
- Sometimes, I wouldn't mind being frozen until the year 3000. #Futurama #
- You have a lot going on within your imagination today, but you… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 #
- Good morning Fucking Internets. I have little idea of events in past 24 hours. I am so caught up on sleep now, I can stay up for two days. #
- Now the post Christmas ritual of scanning the past years lottery tickets to see if I can get fucking smokes. #
- Fuck. It's Katona's Birthday. The traditional marker that your New Years resolutions are due. Also, Happy Birthday, man! #
- Shoes would be a good idea before leaving the house. Yes. Fucking headmeats are still not warmed up. #
- Listening to the "Rocket from the Crypt" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/MM37 #
- I've had it up to here with Captain Fuck-ass today. In case you can't see, "up to here" is a spot roughly 6 inches above my head. #
- Out of fuckwork. Picking up three giggling girls and heading to @gantorNUMBERONE's for coffee and hellos. Well, two giggling girls anyways. #
- Word! RT @DionRoy: Last.FM on my XBOX is AMAZING! Why did I wait so long?! #
- Best feature of last.fm on Xbox is that my picture is on my library. This makes the 3 year old say: "I wanna watch Mondo!" #
- Will probably fly home from North Carolina. Not today. Valentines Day. #
- We is at Red Lobster, waiting on a Birthday boy. By boy, I mean he's pushing 40. Like, getting close. By birthday, I mean Fucking birthday. #
- Yeah. Look at this picture and tell me what the fucking odds are that we're getting fresh lobster tonight. http://tweetphoto.com/7540547 #
- It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago. By cold I mean, like witch's tit. By Winnebago I mean my balls. #
- The fine folk at #RedLobster seem to have gotten "waiting" down. #
- #ChineseDemocracy was actually the working title for #Avatar, @MarkDiLullo. Axl won the race. #
- But srsly, I was thinking for the past ten years that #ChineseDemocracy was a joke album title. Like Axl was being clever. As fucking if. #
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