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Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-08 Twitters.

  • Good morning, fucking internets. I have been here at work since early yesterday. I am about to go home. Have to get some groceries on way. #
  • Hello, fucking internets. I’m awake and moving. Gonna stand up momentarily. Listening to Flapjack in the background. #
  • Has anyone in Twitter/Facebook land actually used the Palm Pre? Looking for opinions on how good it is. Already know the keyboard not 4 me. #
  • Looking at the sparkling, crystal clear water in my pool, I find it hard to believe that recently that fucker was black like hell. #
  • At Maryellen’s, making Angela watch Dr. Horrible. http://mypict.me/34EM #
  • Lord, I miss MTV. This new MTV is like some really bad imposter. Like sending Ozzy to be Kissinger at the UN. It’s a fucking shame really. #
  • Angela and I heading home. And then I’m going back to work where people really understand me. By which I mean make me fucking crazy. ;) #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-07 Twitters.

  • Just re-watched Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog on Hulu.com Note: if you haven’t seen this, you should. In fact, go now and report back. #
  • Now I’m watching some Black Hole thing hosted by Liam Neeson. Fucking Qui-gon. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-06 Twitters.

  • Pool is open. Kids are swimming. I am dirty. Planted flowers. I may go in in a little bit. #
  • Hanging out @ Maryellen’s with Angela. She gave us ice cream. She gave me coffee. She is a nice LAAADY! #
  • I am so fucking tired, I really dread having to work early tomorrow. Fucking slackers. #
  • Number one thing I don’t want to do right now: go to bed. What am I doing right now? Going to bed. #saturdayfailage #
  • New Torchwood on BBC America on July 20th FTW! Now when do we start getting the new Doctor Who specials? #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-05 Twitters.

  • Firefly 1.9 “Ariel” In which Simon shows a brilliance for criminal tendencies and plot gets developed. #
  • Firefly 1.10 “War Stories” In which Wash learns to be careful what you wish for, and becomes a bad ass in the process. #
  • Done with Firefly for the night. Will now watch lesser entertainment while I work. #
  • In search of grub. Dinner has wore off, and I felt so full before, I didn’t bring anything to work. Also watching some frakking BSG. #
  • Debating leaving early this morning. I’ll see how it goes when relief gets here. So very tired. Avg 4-5 hours of sleep each day this week. #
  • Left work early. Only did nine hours. I think they’ll live, eh? Gonna drive the kid to school, maybe grab some coffee on the way home. #
  • Oh, and good morning, Fucking Internets. #
  • Getting coffee and sammich @ QuickChek, then to try and wake Maryellen. #
  • I’m awake. Can’t say as how I’m too pleased about that. Luckily I still have this coffee I bought this morning. Shiny. #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo: Alex Rodriguez eats steroids injected babies whose tiny faces bulge, screaming from his torso like on Freddy Krueger’s. in reply to MarkDiLullo #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo: THe Lost A-Rod Children feel most pain & fear when Yanks win. So please America, root against Yankees. For the children. in reply to MarkDiLullo #
  • RT @MarkDiLullo: Joe Dimaggio ate babies injected with Babe Ruth & Lou Gehrig’s semen. Jesus Christ can’t we have any heroes anymore? in reply to MarkDiLullo #
  • #followfriday @Kathy_Writer @MizzTeeze @jonconnelly @OneLuvGurl @commiewench @abigvictory @internetgurl #
  • #followfriday locals @sleepjunky @coffeefaery @kingstonpaul @upstatemind @thesurfr @ivanlajara #
  • #followfriday @MarkDiLullo - He what is trying to save the children from A-Rod, Coldplay and various other eaters of souls. #
  • #followfriday #browncoats @jonconnelly @Aluciel @NathanFillion @JewelStaite @summer_glau #
  • #followfriday @sillie1981 over. out. #
  • I don’t know what’s more disturbing. That there are chunks in my coffee, or that I drank it anyway. Hmm. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-04 Twitters.

  • “The whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate.” #
  • Firefly 1.7″Jaynestown” In which Jayne is a folk hero Simon finds out what going insane feels like & River fears the fro #
  • “Son of a bitch” #firefly #jaynestown #appropriateswearingsituations #
  • I love River trying to fix Book’s bible. “Noah’s ark is a problem”. #
  • “He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor, stood up to the man and he gave him what for” #
  • “No, this must be what going mad feels like” #
  • “We gotta go to the crappy town where I’m a hero!” #
  • “To Jayne, the box dropping man-ape gone wrong thing!” #firefly #jaynestown #theheroofcanton #
  • Firefly 1.8 “Out of Gas” Great episode. “You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?” #
  • Still here at work. Waiting for Paul to pull in so I can get some decent fucking coffee. I’m hurting for coffee. Tired too. Need coffee. :-/ #
  • Don’t know how much longer I’m doing this. Keypad installed. Paul just walked in. I’m going to Hess for coffee. #
  • Got a few more things to do in der office this morning. Then home and bed for a few hours. Fucking tired, kids. #
  • RT @MatchesMalone: http://www.helpfindjulie.com/ Please Retweet in reply to MatchesMalone #
  • Alrighty, Fucking Internets. I’m up. Feels like I have entrapped a knife-ridden stoat in my head. And where fuck coffee? #
  • Coffee brewing. Work tonight then off for the weekend. Fucking tired. #
  • At work. Have coffee. Thinking about the Palm Pre. I dunno. #
  • What I’m seeing of the Palm Pre looks really, really nice. But I do love me fucking BlackBerry. And Pre has no Slacker. #
  • Firefly 1.8 “Out of Gas” in which Serenity is cold and dark and we gets see how the crew came together. #
  • “He was so proud of it!” I still want to know what he was proud of. #firefly #storiesbookwillnevertellagain :( #
  • Jayne always has great t-shirts. Anyone know if any of them is for sale somewheres? #firefly #bluesun #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-03 Twitters.

  • “Yes sir, Captain Tight-Pants,” Firefly Shindig. #
  • Just realized that Badger on Firefly is that lawyer guy from BSG. Thought he looked familiar on BSG. Accent threw me. #
  • “You didn’t have to wound that man.”

    “I know. It was just funny.” #

  • Firefly was such brilliant sci-fi, it baffles me as to how Fox couldd have fucked it up and cancelled it. #
  • “Two by two, hands of blue”. Need Firefly new eps. or movie. #
  • I like this Ajay Bhat Intel ad on the Hulu. #
  • I think more cops need to say “bound by law”. Sounds much better than “under arrest”. #
  • “Big damn heroes, sir.”
    “Ain’t we just.”
    Great dialogue. #firefly #
  • About to leave work. What to do this AM? Sleep sounds pretty fucking good about now. #
  • Need to do some fucking laundry too. I’m wearing my laundry day clothes. #
  • Awake. Showered but waiting for clothes to come out of the fucking dryer. Supposed to do some birthday dinner thing later. Then fucking work #
  • At the Elephant in Kingston with kid, Josh, Shelly and her new beau Jerimiah. This place is fucking weird. But I suppose the company is too. #
  • The Elephant - Wall St. Kingston. Nice place, good foodage. http://mypict.me/2w8w #
  • At work. Waiting for the other guys to leave so I can settle in and get my groove on. Firefly @Aluciel? #
  • Firely 1.6 “Our Mrs. Reynolds” In which Mal gets hitched, and Jayne gets a rain stick. #firefly #browncoats # #
  • “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try and kill ‘em right back!” #
  • Jayne trying to trade his very favorite gun, “Vera” for Mal’s wife. We’ll see Vera again before too long. #
  • “Oh, I’m going to go to the special hell…” #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-02 Twitters.

  • Yep. Lost the ’stache. I was really very done with it. Sportin’ the stubble. Lookin’ like a scoundrel. Or unwashed :p http://mypict.me/2l82 #
  • Watching the Sunnydale prom. Hell hounds. Makes me wish I went to my prom. Well, makes me wish I went to High School anyway. #
  • Actually @Aluciel, I never disarmed a nuclear warhead. I flew it into the sun. In my rocket ship. No, really. My rocket ship. #
  • Lost signal or something @ work. Or UberTwitter or just Twitter down for a while. Back now. Buffy and Faith in Slayer Slug Fest. #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. Still at work for another 35 minutes. Then picking up Maryellen. #
  • At Walgreens, picking up Maryellen. Dropping her off at home, then for me home and bed. I am dog fucking tired. #
  • In bed. See you in a few hours, fucking internets. #
  • Bah! Awake. Good afternoon, fucking internets. Needs coffee. STAT! #
  • Leaving shortly for Albany. Taking kid to the Genius Bar at the Apple store to see what’s up with her fucking iPod. #
  • Okay. Genius Bar, not so genius. Nice though, swapped out kids iPod. If they are genius’ (and I’m not saying they aren’t), I expected more. #
  • Kid and I are having dinner @ Johnny Rockets. I am a fan of the Rocket. It’s all about me and the fucking Rocket. #
  • Kid eating her Chicken club @ Johnny Rockets. Why you would get a chicken club at a burger joint is beyond me. http://mypict.me/2oYT #
  • UberTwitter is acting up again. Fucking internets. Could be my phone. Probably is. Fucking phone. #
  • Yep. Tweet I sent like five minutes ago is still ’sending’. Fuckity fuck fuck. #
  • On my way to work. Gotta gas up and shit. Wondering if I should bring my laptop. Fucking should. Okay. #
  • Also, no Buffy to watch tonight. #
  • UberTwitter finally twooted my tweet. Twice. #
  • And is now working fine. Sigh. Fucking phone. #
  • Watching Firefly on Hulu. Whedon I’ve seen many times, so I can work while I watch. Firefly is one of the best shows that Fox airlocked. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-06-01 Twitters.

  • Work and Buffy. Not quite like Reese’s. Been through a bunch of episodes tonight. Lost track, but Buffy has new Watcher. He’s a fucking tool #
  • Hmmm… Jabba the Hutt is playing a demon named Balthazzar on Buffy. #
  • Buffy 3.15 “Consequences”. Everybody in Sunnydale wears pyjamas. I just really noticed that. Now I want pyjamas. Fucking pyjamas. #
  • Buffy 3:16 I wanna hold that sign up at a ball game. “Doppelgangland”. More mirror universe stuff. I’m thinking Xander with a beard. #
  • Ut-oh, vampire Willow runnin’ ’bout Sunnydale. Band at the Bronze gives me the wiggins. #
  • And once again, as Buffy heads to the Bronze, the trap is sprung at the library! D’oh! #
  • Buffy 3.17 “Enemies” At this rate, I will be done with all Hulu Buffy tomorrow night. @MarkDiLullo, I’m requesting the borrowment of Four. #
  • Still up. Getting out of work in an hour. Couple things to do, including trying to get a few hours sleep. Fuckity fuck fuck. #
  • Still awake. Really, really enjoying Hancock. #
  • Still awake. Cruising the garden section at the fucking Wal-Mart. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-31 Twitters.

  • Starting new thing. Watching Buffy @ home. Buffy 3.7 @MarkDiLullo may need to borrow season 4 very soon. #
  • Yah. Tried to do some work and writing tonight, but my brains is fucking moosh. Think I may take laptop upstairs and watch Buffy in bed. ;) #
  • In other news, I think the pool should be open next couple of days. Fucking pool. #
  • Looking for new fictions to read. Anyone got any good ideas? Looking for long or series (or just a prolific author). I read fast. #
  • Hey fucking internets! Well, I’ve been busy today. Me and Chuck replaced the storm door on the house. Pool is looking good. May go for ride. #
  • Of course, working tonight. Will try and get all my shit out of the way quickly, so I can watch some Buffy and get some writing done. #
  • Good thing I’ve gotten lots of sleep this week. Upcoming week promises to be crazy busy at home and hopefully on the fucking internets. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-30 Twitters.

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-29 Twitters.

  • Buffy 2.22. Wow, that was fucked up. I’d be more upset by that, except I know that Angel’ll be back. #
  • Buffy just pulled a David Banner, wandering out of town with her overnight bag. #
  • Buffy 3.1 Scooby Gang doing the slayer thing. Buffy on the beach. Nevermind, dream thing. No beach. Buffy in the ghetto. #
  • Angel still in opening credits. Back sooner than I think? Or just dream Angel for a while? #
  • Buffy the Waitress?? Buffy the Trucker Slayer. #
  • The HPV commercial is much better than the others, Hulu. It’s the upbeat music. Much homeless kid on Buffy 3.1 #
  • Hah! Buffy 3.1 Buffy and the Temple of Doom! #
  • Xander and Cordelia making out is always funny as hell to me. #
  • Taking a Buffy break. Watching the Dresden Files while doing some paperwork. Fucking rain, BTW. #
  • Still here in the office. Gonna leave in about ten minutes or so. Need good coffee. Need some fucking sleep. #
  • QuickChek coffee stop. Fucking gassed up. Still under $40 to fill my tank, but getting closer. Yes, I know how much more they pay in Europe. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-28 Twitters.

  • Good morning, Fucking Internets. Still at work, will be here til a little after 8am. Maryellen has my car. #
  • Watched much Buffy last night while working. Buffy 2.18 had Xander on the Swim Team, and creatures from the black lagoon #
  • When I get home, I’m gonna sleep for at least a couple of hours, but I do have lots to do. May have to nap again tonight #
  • Hello there, fucking internets. Just waking up. Must have been more tired than I gave myself credit for. #
  • Why do I feel so damn shitty? Too much or too little sleep? One more night then 60 hours of furlough. #
  • Except I may work a few hours Sat afternoon to cover Paul. #
  • Though I probably won’t have to. I think they worked it out. Find out in AM. #
  • Upside to sleeping all day is that I can function all night, and then stay up to do my own shit tomorrow. #FTW #
  • Kidnapped @sleepjunky and son, have kid as well. At Happy Pancake Land. #
  • Buffy 2.21 “Becoming” the history of Angel going down. Season 2 almost over. #
  • Oh! Kendra’s back. Buffy 2.21. I may watch some Firefly after these two eps. Start season 3 on Saturday. Maybe. #
  • Spike said “Wackiness ensues.” I say that! Heh. Me and Spike have so much in common! Well, that one thing, anyway. #
  • Hey! That’s not Donald Sutherland! Tubby-walrus like Watcher. Also hey, what happened to Pike? #
  • Okay Hulu. Time for new commercials. Getting sick of Amputee Smoker Lady and Healthy Choice. #
  • Buffy 2.21 attack at the library. You’d think that everybody in the Scooby gang would carry a stake by now. #
  • Buffy 2.21 Over. So much for that Kendra the Vampire Slayer spin-off. Starting 2.22 Buffy under arrest? Nevermind. #
  • I like that the Vampires are smokers. It helps add to their bad boy image. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-27 Twitters.

  • So, we’ve met Kendra the Vampire Slayer. Starting “What’s My Line” part II, Buffy 2.10. #
  • Buffy 2.11 “Ted” And Ted is John Ritter. Jack Tripper. Heh. Larry is a vampire. I knew it. So is Mr. Furley. #
  • Jack Tripper wants to smack the shit out of Buffy. This is funnier than it should be. #
  • Sweet holy fuck! Ted’s a fucking robot. Jack Tripper is a Terminator. Buffy 2.11 #
  • Buffy 2.12 “Bad Eggs”. Hoping for an equally goofy guest star here. Maybe Henry Winkler. “Ayyyyy!” Buffy vs. Fonzula. #
  • Heh. Garth Brooks is a vampire. Cleverly disguised as Chris Gaines. Buffy 2.12. #
  • Four hous done. No more work to do, scrounged up anything I could have. Now just Buffy and maybe doze off for a bit. #
  • Hello, fucking internets. I am awake, alive and not looking forward to working tonight. Would rather be seeing … ♫ http://blip.fm/~75b2f #
  • Or at the very least, doing a Three Girl Rhumba. Because it’s long overdue. Stop! Rhumba time. ♫ http://blip.fm/~75b6c #
  • Going to work now. @ohjoey is at Unwigged & Unplugged. :( #
  • Good evening, Fucking Internets. Buffy 2.14 “Innocence”. Apparently, knocking boots with Buffy makes you evil. #
  • And even though Buffy looks disturbed, Mom has still noticed that “glow”. #
  • Buffy 2.15 “Phases” heh, opens with a nod to season 1 body switch ep where that girl’s mom wound up as a cheerleading trophy. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-26 Twitters.

  • Home from work. So, again fucking with the pool. #
  • Hey, fucking internets! Slept awhiles today. It was catch-up sleep, I can’t bitch. Sorry for dropping the Buffy ball last night. :/ #
  • RT @howrudeareyou: Limbaugh “proud” to call Obama a “reverse-racist.” I’m proud to dub Limbaugh a moron. #limbaugh in reply to howrudeareyou #
  • Toying with the idea of bringing my Xbox into work, for both the DVD and gaming possibilities. I’ll see how tonight goes. #
  • At work. Rainy night. Buffy starting, forgot episode #. It’s season 2, after Halloween. Setting up Thursday’s work and various menial shit. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-25 Twitters.

  • Okay. Buffy 1.10. May doze off on this one. #
  • Buffy 1.10: Ah hah! Creepy kid can summon spiders! Need to hire him for Maryellen’s b-day. She absoutely hates fucking spiders! #
  • Buffy 1.10: Willow has a sticker in her locker that says “Nerf Herder”. I love her. #
  • Buffy 1.10 Buffy’s dad seems suspicious to me. Oh, wait. This is a dream/nightmare thing. Yep. Wait, who the fuck is this guy? I know him. #
  • Buffy 1.10: Cordelia’s nightmare FTW! Er… Xander? Swastikas and chocolate? WTF? #
  • Willow is damn cute in a kimono. #
  • RT @jonconnelly:” And Another Thing… (book cover) - http://twitpic.com/5wmac” #awesomesauce, #FTW #42 #
  • Is it me? Or does the Master sound like Stan Lee? #Buffy #
  • Buffy 1.11: starting now. “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”. #
  • Willow is wearing a Scooby Doo t-shirt. <3 #
  • RT @jonconnelly: @PartSixOfThree I deserve a towel 4 the last 100 or so tweets in which I enlightened many ppl about where the # 42 shows up in reply to jonconnelly #
  • Buffy 1.11 And more and more Sunnydale residents… Oh wait. School nurse lives! For now. #
  • Buffy 1.11. Big TV @ work FTW! http://mypict.me/1CKn #
  • Good morning, Fucking Internets. Awake, still at work. Waiting for Maryellen to pick me up around 8. Watching “The Nude Bomb” Funnier in ‘80 #
  • Gnnngghh. Hello and how’s your Memorial Day, Fucking Internets? I’m awake, alive and watching giant spiders. Going to find people before wk. #
  • Resetting this new cable box takes longer that it fucking should. #
  • Over at Josh and Maryellen’s. Gonna eat a sammich with them before I head to work to watch more Buffy. #
  • Rewatching Buffy 1.11 - Wound up dozing off through half of it last night. Is it me, or is Buffy awfully clumsy for someone with such moves? #
  • Giles is talking Quantum Mechanics. Girl just pulled a Marty McFly. #
  • Buffy 1.11 I haven’t seen a flying hypodermic needle since David Lynch’s Dune. Not counting anything flung by angry junkies or diabetics. #
  • Heh, the FBI is all on top of this invisible teenager shit. Hope we “see” Marci again. Buffy 1.11. Cordelia had heart for half a minute. #
  • And so, onto Buffy 1.12 while I log these proposals and use my stampy thing. #
  • Buffy 1.12 “Prophecy Girl” Xander makes me laugh. He’s a good kid. #
  • Tip to Vampires: If each generation has *one* Slayer, and the Slayer lives in Sunnydale, then move to fucking Saugerties. #notrocketscience #
  • Buffy 1.12 Xander got shut down. Foreshadowing Willow’s coming out. Hot tech-pagan teacher is back. And apparently Earthquake in CA is omen? #
  • Now, blood from the bathroom sink may be an omen. Don’t Californ-aye-ay get earthquakes often? #
  • Xander listening to Patsy Cline’s I Fall to Pieces. Buffy has pretty dress. Buffy gonna fuck shit up. Dozen red-shirt students dead. #
  • Buffy 1.12 Xander just called Giles Locutus of Borg. +10 for that, +20 for going to Angel and throwing cross up in his face. #
  • Buffy 1.12 Buffy dead? The Master escaped? Xander gives CPR? What’s next? Cordelia saves the day!? Hah! This is fun! #
  • Cordelia +10 for driving into school. #
  • Buffy 1.12 Hah! The hell mouth is Audrey II!! #
  • Buffy 2.1 Apparently, things get much better from here. Xander and Willow, movie quote game. #
  • Buffy crash again. What time was last nights Buffy Crash? #
  • Another Buffy crash. Grrrr… Also, two new furnace jobs. ‘Bout time. #
  • Buffy 2.3 “School Hard”. Didn’t tweet during last Buffy, busy with paperwork. Basically, Buffy vs Teenage Frankenstein. #
  • Oh! Look! It’s Spike. I’m aware of Spike. Also think, didn’t he do Milk ‘mustache’ advert way back when? Buffy 2.3 #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-24 Twitters.

  • Good evening, fucking internets. Back at work. Watching Buffy. Let the Buffy-fest begin! #
  • 1.5 Ah, the kid is the Annointed One. Was that just to give the end of this ep. a twist, or will we see this kid again? #
  • Buffy 1.6 I need to have Angela watch Buffy. Fucking popular kids suck. Angela needs to hang with Xander, Willow and Buffy #
  • Dodgeball *is* fucking brutal. #
  • Oh shit! The principal just got eated by them hyena childrens! Didn’t see that coming. #
  • Buffy 1.6 I knew creepy zookeeper guy was up to no good. Fucking zookeeper. #
  • Buffy 1.7 “Angel”. Apparently the kid from 1.5 will be back, and we’ll find out some Angel shit. #
  • I’m assuming that Cordelia will be important sooner or later. why give top billing to the school bitch? #
  • I think Angel is a vampire. I really fucking do. #
  • Yes. I already knew this. #
  • Why did hulu just crash? #
  • Goodnight @bklynphotobabe! #
  • Yep. Angel’s a vampire. Buffy 1.7. Apparently kissing a slayer makes you break out in ugly. #
  • Isn’t it awfully late for Buffy’s mom to be drinking coffee? D’oh! Don’t invite Darla in dumb ass! Fucking vampires. #
  • Oh shit! Angel’s been set-up! “Er, this isn’t what you think, Buffy.” #
  • Buffy 1.7 Buffy just put a crossbow bolt through Scott Baio’s chest. I now love this show. #
  • It occurs to me, I would love to see River Tam as a Slayer, with Jack Bauer as a Watcher. #
  • And so, Darla is toast. The Master is pissed, and yes @upstatemind Jack Bauer would be badass no matter what he was. #
  • Buffy 1.8 I Robot, You Jame. Aw… Ugly demon guy just wants love! And now, he’s a book! Weird. #
  • Fritz is making us other geek kids look like douchbags. Fucking internets. Fucking Fritz. Hope he gets bit. #
  • Ut-oh. Willow is scanning that demon in the book. Now the demon will be loose on the fucking internets. #
  • Willow is having cyber-sex with a demon. Fucking internets. Where’s my web-cam at? #
  • Hey, Buffy! What’s wrong with having a hairy back? Shit. Ut-oh, Fritz is up to some shit. Also cyber-sex with demon. #
  • Fritz is fucking creepy. Dave is a fucking jerk. Oh, demon writing Dave’s suicide note and there’s Fritz. #
  • Moloch is now a fucking droid. We don’t serve their kind here! #
  • If I were dating Buffy, I would call her my little “Buffenutter”. And she would probably beat the shit out of me. #
  • Heh! Computer teacher chick is Techno Pagan babe. I hope Giles gets a piece of that. #
  • Buffy 1.7 Giles just gave major endorsement for smelling the Fucking Internets. #
  • Shit. Last few tweets should have been Buffy 1.8. Now on Buffy 1.9. “The Puppet Show.” #
  • Heh. All you Facebookers are getting my Buffy shit too. Anyone on the facebook like the Buffy? #
  • Buffy 1.9 New principal sucks. Hope he gets eaten soon. Xander doesn’t seem to care for mimes. Xander is more awesome for me now. #
  • Ut-oh. The dummy’s alive? Ain’t I seen that on the Twilight Zone? Another Buffy ‘red-shirt’ just bit it. #
  • See, Cordelia has billing above Giles. Gotta believe there’s more happening with her than just being a fucking bitch. #
  • Buffy 1.9. Yep, just another death @ Sunnyvale high. Heart removed. Classes continue as scheduled. #
  • Buffy 1.9 Buffy being stalked by dummy. I was once stalked by Lambchop. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-23 Twitters.

  • Project design nearly done. Minor tweaks needed. But not tonight. Going up to fucking bed to watch the fucking Doctor. #
  • If all goes well tomorrow, I think fucking project #1 will be live by Sunday. #
  • So, I didn’t go to bed yet. Working on shirt designs for project #2. But now smoking a cigarette and then going to bed for real. #
  • No shit. Computer off. Web project #2 may be live by Sunday. #
  • Project #3 will be coming along soon enough as well. It’s a collabrative fictional literary experiment. Details on that soon. #
  • That’s the best thing about working nights. I have more time to work on my personal shit in my new off hours. #
  • So hopefully, all the technical stuff will be worked out before I get back to regular hours. #
  • And yes, I said I was going to fucking bed. Still smoking my cigarette on the front porch. #
  • But that’s done. So… Goodnight Fucking Internets. See you tomorrow. #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. At the auto glass place, picking up Chuck. Then Home Depot, then just home. #
  • RT From Oklahoma. @richard_dawkins sucks. http://bit.ly/3cYHQ #fuckinginternets #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-22 Twitters.

  • I am allowing Joss Whedon to complete my fucking conversion. Starting season 1 of Buffy tonight. #
  • Oops. Forgot that phone shuts off @ 2am, back on @ 5:30 during week. Thanks for wake up @evablue. #
  • Watched 4 eps of Buffy. Got my work done. Waiting for Paul so I can get some real fucking coffee. Should be here soon. #
  • Good morning, fucking internets. Still at work. Hoping to be out 8-8:30. Go home, fucking nap. Etc. #
  • Out of work. Picking up Maryellen and gonna find me some coffee. Either nap or work on fucking internets. #
  • Also: Locals! @kingstonpaul on KCR 920 am taking about Kingston Digital Corridor at 8:30 (now!) #
  • Waiting for @kingstonpaul on 920 am. Can listen online. Google or I give you link later. #
  • Bah. Good afternoon fucking internets. Caught some sleep. Showered. Moving freely about the cabin. #
  • Watching some Doctor Who while I get dressed. #
  • Still fucking with pool. But not this minute. Making spaghetti, since we missed it on Wed. Maryellen here for dinner, minus her posse. FTW! #
  • Also got back to work on internets. Design problem mostly solved. Was easier than I imagined. Sometimes, less thought is better. #
  • So I seriously think the project is almost ready to go fucking live. Will fix/add some things in post. #
  • Almost thought about abandoing WordPress for this project. But I’m so fucking devoted to WordPress. #wordpresswhore #
  • Going back in to cook the pasta. See you soon, fucking internets. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-21 Twitters.

  • Good morning, Fucking Internets! Someone build me a rocket. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6qn59 #
  • welcome @madaday to @tweethug! ((HUGS)) #
  • Using “day” off to do pool stuff, learn stuff and prepare to go in tonight. If I’m bitching about working nights, tell me to fuck off. #
  • Picking up @sleepjunky to meet up with @MarkDiLullo for kidnapping before I goes to work tonight. Fucking-A! #
  • Okay. Sitting here at work. Have coffee, watching Family Guy on hulu. God I love the fucking internets. #
  • Watching the Glee pilot. Because man can not live on sci-fi, cartoons and sitcoms alone. #
  • Alright, actually, I can. But some y’all were tweeting enough about it to pique my interest. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-20 Twitters.

  • Good morning, Fucking Internets. Moving and shaking. #
  • Listening to the Ramones is the only thing that is making my morning at work even slightly fucking tolerable. #attitudefail #
  • I don’t know if I can get through this day without strangling the fuck out of that Q-tip-looking beardless fuck-wad. #
  • Good news/Bad news: As of tomorrow, I’m working nights. This is due to the usual chaos and confusion. #
  • Good news: Off Friday & Saturday, not to work until Sunday 8pm. A few more hours, and won’t interfere with kid rearing. #
  • Bad News: Interference with a few things I was planning over the next few weeks. Situation should be resolved before vacation though. #
  • ((HUGS)) @JeMaGa have a @tweethug for your tech frustration #
  • It’s too fucking hot out right now. Kid is sitting on front porch to do homework. Wants me to sit with her. I’m in the sun, toasting away. #
  • Everybody sucks. Well, not everybody, but you know who you are you fuckers. #
  • Note: If you’re not on my list, andif you think I may be talking about you, there’s a chance you’re right. Even if *I* don’t know it yet. #
  • Some Ramones for Ed and Ted over on the Facebook. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6p4ye #
  • Yes it is. It is. It’s fucking Rhumba time! Watt. Because Watt is everywhere. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6p6ap #
  • RB @melodyofyourlife Nah, I’m here. Everybody on twitter, or facebook or what have you - check out this video h… ♫ http://blip.fm/~6p73p #
  • Very cool video. Remix of Wire’s “Three Girl Rhumba” which is okay. But the video is pretty cool. http://bit.ly/Tg0Nh #
  • At Maryellen’s with kid for dinner. Chuck is here looking at her new POS. Her bad luck with cars is fucking legendary at this point. #
  • Note to self: fucking find and destroy @noterobot. #
  • Just ran Maryellen to Wal-Mart for her sister. Also: scary guests @ dinner. Baby is licking things in the car. Kid tells her it’s nasty. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-19 Twitters.

  • Goodnight, Fucking Internets. I’m taking my night flight to dreamland. Knife-fighting monkeys, clockwork dinosaurs and electric witches wait #
  • Lullaby, because I miss you, blip. Einstein’s Day by Mission of Burma. @evablue, this is like two for two. Sort… ♫ http://blip.fm/~6l0jr #
  • Nnngh. G’mawnin’ Fucking Innernets. I’d much rather be back in bed, despite the fact that sleep is filled with chaos. Chaos and Smarties. :/ #
  • When I was little, Smarties were both space-age Food Pills and the pills that gave you your Super Powers. Apparently, same shit in dreamtime #
  • Also two bodies can occupy the same space if the vibrational frequency is right. Or if the mood is right. Or if there’s a transporter glitch #
  • My daughter’s dog is the saddest, most pathetic creature I know. And yet, her loyalty to my girl is infinite, so I fucking have to love her. #
  • Lordy, I am in no mood for the fucking shuffle and grind today. Where my Smarties at? #
  • Wasting time by tweeting my disdain for the ritual of western society. Should just get to it. You hear me boots? Start fucking walking! #
  • Ba din din dao dao doh doh dun dun… Thanks, Nancy Sinatra. #
  • No matter how much time I kill, it seems I’ll never equal how much time is killing me. #
  • I need to make sure I eat breakfast this morning. Can’t keep skipping it. Fuckity fuck, stop wasting time then, dumbass. #
  • Tweeted more this morning alone than in last two days. I am using twitter as a +5 Crutch of Avoidance. Damn it, Me! Get the fuck outta here! #
  • ((HUGS)) @msalien we’re bombarding you with a massive @tweethug! #
  • I have real coffee thanks to Matt @ KOSCO! Thanks, Matt! @zeldman, remind me to send you a pic someone took of my plumber’s crack.#legendary #
  • Heading out of office. Much to fucking do at home, again. May need to bum $5 off kid. How fucking sad is that? #
  • I’ve missed blip. And blipping this song in particular. Nancy Reagan’s Head - Mission of Burma. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6moat #
  • RB @charleyhorse: “RB@whistlin_indie prop’n'reblip” ♫ http://blip.fm/~6moxi #
  • Tenacious D and Andy Serkis (Gollum) - Ass-kickery. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6mrxa #
  • This is one of the finest art pieces of the twentieth century. It’s like what if Mozart and DiVinci had a baby…. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6msmb #
  • I should start dinner for me and the kid in a few minutes. Because I want her to grow up to be strong. And a de… ♫ http://blip.fm/~6mtrq #
  • It’s time. For not only dinner, but the Rhumba as well. And what? A Digital Remaster? Hmmm… I still sometimes… ♫ http://blip.fm/~6mu4e #
  • I think I’m going to bake these pork chops. Got fucking ‘Shake ‘n Bake’ and e’rythin’. Also corn and brussels sprouts. Fucking Brussels. #
  • Accomplished much on the Domestic front. Had talk with kid about chores/education. Made lunch for tomorrow while making dinner. Ate with kid #
  • Now digesting/clean up. Then walk. Hopefully kid will still tag along. Home, some internets, then shower and bed. Fucking Internets. #
  • It was only a matter of time. I am being followed by fucking Acai-whatfuckingever-berry spammers. Again, my lament… #fuckinginternets :/ #
  • Fuck. Garbage night, too. May do the shorter walk this eve. Just Stewart’s and not Quick Chek. Fuckity fuck. #
  • Awlrighty then. If it’s gotta be done, now is the time to do it. Re-engaging fucking domestics mode. Wait, kid wants walk first. Get flannel #
  • RT @zeldman: And then there’s Maude. in reply to zeldman #
  • Came home from walk, now driving Maryellen to pick up the baby. #
  • For the record (meant to say earlier) don’t really want the kid to be a “debaser”. Also: Maryellen bought me coffee FTW! Also: fucking time! #
  • So far, schedule fail. Should be getting ready to hit sack. Got sucked into fucking internets, reading up on Orion (space ship) #gotobed-ass #
  • I’m blipping the Fucking Internets a lullaby. I plan on dreaming to this one. Tom Waits - Underground. Goodnigh… ♫ http://blip.fm/~6nivz #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-18 Twitters.

  • Good morning, Fucking Internets. S.N.A.F.U. Back home to get kid, who missed bus due to a wardrobe malfunction. At least I have coffee. #
  • At work. Working. Bought the shirt woot (I like the last call tweet alerts, would have been pissed the fuck off if I missed this one)#tardis #
  • My good coffee is long gone. Just finished this ass-coffee at work. Time for coffee run. I should be like @coffeefaery and get french press #
  • hey @gomelissago! it’s @tweethug time! ((HUGS)) #
  • Got some real coffee. Also a cheeseburger. Back into the office for more fucking fun. Also work. #
  • Prob about 6-ish. Have a thing or two to do after work. #
  • Despite coming in late, I’m leaving on time. I’ll make the hour up another day. Too much to fucking do today. #emptyfridge #springcleaning:/ #
  • Done shopping. Home to make dinner and phone calls. Then off to fucking book store where I won’t buy any fucking books today. #brokeassbitch #
  • As much as I love my daughter, I have to say she makes me a little nuts. She’s fucking funny as hell sometimes, though. #
  • Holy fuck @sleepjunky! Where are you? #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-17 Twitters.

  • Fucking Internets. I am drinking beer. I do miss going out. But I can hardly imagine the day when my whole weekend was spent here. #
  • Leaving Snapper’s. Diner then home. Must blip Rhumba b4 bed. Promised @CargoCulte. #
  • Tom Waits on the juke. Nice. Good note to leave to, and not in a fucking negative way. #
  • As promised @CargoCulte, just came in from the bar, and it’s Rhumba time! ♫ http://blip.fm/~6gch3 #
  • Spent the day away from the Fucking Internets. Went with kid and Josh to go see Star Trek, stopped in at kid’s mom. Ate pizza and watched TV #
  • Tomorrow, back to work, school and start Fucking house Spring Cleaning. Yes, I said fucking Spring Cleaning. Much to do. #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-16 Twitters.

  • Fell asleep on couch last night. Stumbled to work. Looking forward to leaving. Good morning, fucking internets. #
  • Home. Jumping in shower to get my stink off, then off to find coffee. Where might a magnificent bastard such as myself find coffee today? #
  • At @sleepjunky’s, ingesting coffee, food and conversation. Nice afternoon! Esp. since not at work! #
  • BlackBerry battery dying. Have switched to iPod touch, having been granted wifi by @sleepjunky. #
  • Hello Fucking Internets, I’m at @scary1725’s house. Around the corner from the earlier coffee rumble. #
  • Playing Asshole @scary1725’s house. #
  • Discussing rock-hard pancakes at @scary1725’s house. #
  • At Snapper’s with Ruadh and @scary1725 and others. Drinking beer. Fucking Internets. http://mypict.me/114j #

Two minutes to midnight. 2009-05-15 Twitters.

  • Good morning, fucking internets. Headache very mild today. My teenage daughter has hair woes this morning. It’s Friday, people. Act like it. #
  • It’s really a shame I have to be here today. I could be out there teaching sharks how to jump over Henry Winkler’s floating carcass. #hobbys #
  • Got my USB speaker and iPod Touch hooked up at work. No last.fm? Silly people, don’t you understand? What’s on my iPo http://mypict.me/Uc4 #
  • Gonna make a coffee run, mostly because I need coffee, partly because I need matches or a lighter. Also partly to get the fuck out for a bit #
  • Pixies - Doolittle: Streaming from the iPod config on the desk. With the Homer Simpson USB hub chiming in the occasional fucking “Woo-hoo!” #
  • RT ed @chumworth: Madonna and her 22 year-old BF Jesus Luz are ready to make things legal. They’re not getting married – she’s adopting him. in reply to chumworth #
  • Paul @ work grilled us up some Bubba Burgers. If you gonna grill pre-made frozen patties, there really is no fucking other choice. Tastiness #
  • “Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when a man has only one idea.” - AlainThat about sums up my position on almost fucking everything #
  • Free the Mondo! Woo-hoo! #
  • I am heading out of the office. Going home in search of coffee, beer, food and good fucking times. Hip hip hoorah, mother fuckers! #
  • In my driveway. Listening to science voxpop on NPR. So can’t leave car for two minutes. #
  • Did some kid running. Now her hair is straight, and I am home. Now kid is running to Port Ewen for ice-cream and I’m gonna fucking sit a min #