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- What is it with Dominic Monaghan and rings? Merry #lotr, Charlie #lost #driveshaft, and now Simon #Flashforward 1.12. WTF Dom? 5 hrs ago
- I have two men left active tonighzt. I've gotten two calls, both customers insist on waiting til morning. Less it gets cold, 2 more weeks... 6 hrs ago
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- Goodnight, again, Fucking Internets. Going to try for sleep now. Wish me luck. #
- There are things you want to do now and you aren't willing to … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
- Good morning, Fucking Internets. Yes, Im up before 9. Yes Im working overnight tonight. No, you can't have that fucking filet-o-fish. #
- And yeah, iPod touch in the bathroom. Grabbed that instead of fuckong phone. Not sure why. These aren't the droids you're looking for. #
- Go, go Gadget… Gadget. I guess. I don't fucking know. I'm confused. Word. #
- Okay. Off to run an errand. Coffee will be involved. This I fucking swear. #
- Hey, Tracy, I'm getting my coffee! Tell Kim! I'm alive!
(@ Quickchek) http://4sq.com/5CS4w6 # - Cleaning out the old Olds makes me sad. Also makes me realize I really fucking miss that car. #
- Also makes me realize that cleaning it out will be a fucking chore and a half. May come back during the week. #
- If I had known that putting the dog back in the house would have made me feel so bad, I would have brought my laundry and my laptop. #
- Not my dog. I'm dog sitting. #
- Kid's off to NYC. Modelling thing. I'd have gone if I didn't have to fucking work. #
- Facebook is slow to catch up on Twitter this morning. Serious stalkers may want to consider using Twitter. #
- Time for shower. Then hang my t-shirts and do more stuff. Always fucking stuff to do. Some of it is good. #
- I can probably throw most of my room away. And I fucking might. #
- Listening to the "Southern Culture on the Skids" station on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/zLP8 #
- ♥ "Beat on the Brat" by The Ramones on @SlackerRadio ♫ http://slacker.com/r/P7kZ #
- I am now cleaner than most of you. However, this is rapidly degrading. By the time you read this, I'll be fucking filthy. #notocdbutclose #
- 1pm. Give or take. My day is disappearing faster than fucking cigarettes at an AA meeting. #billwisnofriendofmine #
- Now that I've upset alcoholic ocd sufferers… for my next trick, I'll eat some meat and kick the dog. #heartlessbastard #
- I kid. I'd never kick MY dog. Your dogs are potential targets. #nonoimkiddingreally #
- About to leave for the day/night. (@ Home: Serenity) http://4sq.com/5UpDWW #
- No I'm not worried about posting that I'm leaving my house. My brother the jarhead works opposite my shifts. #
- By jarhead I mean the USMC, not a Gungan. 10 points if you get the joke. Bonus 5 points if you didn't groan. Minus five if you "LOL"ed. #
- Holy Lizard Whore, Batman! (@ QuickChek) http://4sq.com/8PpX77 #
- Books, bitches! (@ Barnes and Noble) http://4sq.com/6hQ2jm #
- Hanging out in the wilderness of Olivebridge with Mr. Celeophane. Spelling? Fuck the spelling. He's a fucking dog. He don't care how I spell #
- I'd like to see this dog take a shit. Heh. Phone's ringing. Not that I want to SEE the dog shit, but I won't see him again for a bit. #
- I should check inside the house. And pray alarms don't go off. Neighbors spooked by me as it is. #
- I just became the mayor of Hess Express on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c5fHY5 #
- Two large coffees for long night ahead. (@ Hess Express) http://4sq.com/c5fHY5 #
- I'm at KOSCO (2926 Rt 32 N, Saugerties). http://4sq.com/6fNbg7 #
- Have been informed that my night shift has been extended to April 4th. Fuck. Thanks, Easter Bunny. #
- I have two men left active tonighzt. I've gotten two calls, both customers insist on waiting til morning. Less it gets cold, 2 more weeks… #
- What is it with Dominic Monaghan and rings? Merry #lotr, Charlie #lost #driveshaft, and now Simon #Flashforward 1.12. WTF Dom? #
- I'm hoping Wash is a good V. Like, undercover undercover. Undercover. #

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Got these in my Spammed comments. “There is obviously a lot to know about at home colonic. I think you made some good points in Slacker Radio For BlackBerry at AngryBob”
Well, yes! Thanks! I do make some good points in that particular post and… Hey! Home Colonic? What the fuck?
“I use my Blackberry so much that I don’t think it would have enough juice for me to use it as well to listen to music.”
Well, that’s why I bring my USB charger to work, and keep my car charger in the… Hey! This seems normal until I see that there’s a link for unlocked cell phones, and the email address is sales at unlocked cell phones dot whatnot.
You can not fool me. Nobody comments on my site unless they’re looking for help with the Blue Snowball Mic.
Or this: “Simple and nice
Added a subscription to your RSS feed. Safely bookmarked.”
Baffled by this one. Is it legit or spam? Her website is for brakes and rotors. Her email is sara986@gmx.at 81.173.5.146 What the fuck is that?
Are these legitimate business people who found my site from their desks? Unlikely. I would never plug my company when commenting on a webpage.
But they seem so much friendlier than these:
“Your girlfriend laughs at your penis while you eat tramafadol from the rectum of cheap girls who want your well hung manhood now!”
Luckily, Askimet is smarter than I am in these matters.
AB